RED MEAT Christmas beer from the secret files of max cannon
I love christmas. One year I was a mall Santa but I got fired.
Kids would ask what was in my sack.
I'd say "The last kid who asked me that".
1999-12-23 02:02:12By drood

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8My favorite drood strip. (Temp)
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7I vote high purely because it avoided a scrotum joke
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7Good for not being predicable, but could go more places..crz
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6Bad Santa! Bad! --VX
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5good answer!
5Ooh, Earl is grumpy! Lacks bite
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5Eh. Lacks something. -PB
5Thought for sure this was going to be a testicle joke.
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4+1 for not involving testicles in 3
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4Yeah, wasn't funny when my uncle did it, either.
4Would have be a bit funnier as a sac joke
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3+7 for great setup, -4 for what I guess you could call a "punchline."

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