RED MEAT true stories from infamous people from the secret files of max cannon
The other night in the bar, I was listenin' to this gal say how she wanted a good ol' redneck lover.
That got me to thinking. I guess I'm pretty lucky, 'cause I got me one of those.
That is, if you count autofellatio as "lovin'."
1999-12-29 12:04:05By Dave Filippi

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9I'm not sure Earl knows the word "autofellatio", but it's still great. -BN
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7Eee-yuck!
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7Unsure of Earl as redneck, otherwise damn sound. -PB
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6this ain't half bad (his neck is red from stretching to reach earlpenis)
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5Misses the mark altogether. --VX
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5autofellatio=comedy
5I'm not sure if Earl's a redneck, really. hehe - 6: I like "earlpenis".
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4big words, little meat (pun not intended) -CL
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4No way does Earl know that word, nor is he really a redneck
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4He aint a redneck..crz
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3I almost gave this a 4 until I reread it!
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2out of character -FV
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1*sigh* Long words & Earl... needs careful handling. --TRT
1Nope. Afg.
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