RED MEAT Watch the atomic birdie from the secret files of max cannon
I hate my life and I hate it here. How do you stand it, Johnny Lemonhead?
Oh I just focus on a pleasent memory and smile. It help relax my tension when everybody gangs up to beat on me.
Does that help?
Oh yes, when I'm picturing the pleasent thought, I can hardly even feel the blows or ridicule.
No, I mean does beating on you help the people feel better?
Just the happy thought of me detonating this town with my ever-growing stockpile of explosives makes me feel all warm inside.
2000-02-04 11:04:09By Horselover Fat

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7JLH 3 is flat, but William 3 is gold. -PB
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6Lemonhead gets revenge, nice. Needs commas.
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5Much like the long, hard slog of the Iraqi occupation. --VX
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2Reads like it was written by a 10-year-old; absolutely awful writing
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1The only glimpse of funny is crushed by the mass of shame.
1WTF? --TRT

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