RED MEAT Welcome to the Mattress, Neo from the secret files of max cannon
You know, I always wondered what would have happened if, when he was offered either the blue or the red pill, Keanu Reves would have snatched both and swallowed them together.
I tried it myself. I took a red and a blue pill I found in my girlfriend's medicine cabinet, but I didn't get shot out into a world where machines rule us or anything.
On the plus side, my nipples are more sensitive and I don't have to worry about getting pregnant.
2000-04-29 10:00:24By Horselover Fat

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7My head is still reeling from the idea in Earl #1.
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6I don't care how bad 1 and 2 suck, 3 is really funny
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6Well, that IS a plus...
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6Earl-ish enough. -PB
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3Gee, <i>this</i> isn't an awkward setup
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