RED MEAT give it all a little pat of SATAN! from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, Karen, have you seen Milkman Dan lately?
No, and I don't want to!
Why not? I thought all the kids loved Milkman Dan.
Because he's evil and mean and says nasty things all the time.
Really? Things like, "Hey, I just decapitated Johnny Lemonhead, and guess what--*his* head fits *exactly* over *my* head!"?
I hate you Milkman Dan!
2000-04-30 03:31:59By rictus hep

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10I don't care about the accenting. This is original and hilarious.
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10Ooooooooooooooooooo! --John
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9Ouch! -1 for the splats, otherwise golden.
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9Didn't see it coming because that wasn't Milkman Dan
9Heeheeheeheehee.
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8I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!
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8Get rid of those bloody asterisks and I'll up it to 9..crz
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8there's no way to accent words without you knuckleheads griping, is there? herp
8Nice
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7May be better with a more naive Karen 3, but this is rh's best comic!
7Imagine Jerry Seinfeld reciting this and you've got it. --VX
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7Aaaahhh!
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7Wow.
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7+1 for originality -FV
7Lemon juice & milk = curds --TRT
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7Most underrated rictus hep strip--BH; herp: the emphasis should be inherent
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6He also borrowed his clothes?
6-bbg
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6Kind of a stretch, but it did make me chuckle. -Cap'n
6JLH 3 is good
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6delete all that starry crap for +2
5*not* *bad* *except* *for* *this* *shit* - DG
5bahahahahaha, this is awesome.
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4swing and a miss
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