RED MEAT Snapping pennants over the napping penitents from the secret files of max cannon
Why, Ted - long time no see! What's up?
I'm afraid this isn't a social call, Dan. Karen's hired me to shoot you.
B-but why?
That sweet, innocent little girl wants you dead for all the misery you've caused her.
Whatever she's offering, I'll double it!
I doubt you're that supple.
2000-09-07 09:32:51By The Light In Chains

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10Stunning. --John
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9the word would be "limber," but it's hilarious either way
9I've always loved this one. -PB
9This is good because there's an ambiguous, subtle punchline you don't expect...
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9very nice ...
9Rimshot
9The punchline hurt me
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9OMFG! I hate myself for liking this. -- SG
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8Ouch! Good, wondering what Karen offered though....
8Ahoy, Malloy. Nice.
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8Set a sick bastard to catch a sick bastard!
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8-IF
8-DB
8Unexpected and great use of Ted. +2 for "supple". -BN
8Good one.
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8'supple' is the perfect word
8brilliant!
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7-ballpn
7Perhaps 'flexible' rather than 'supple'? Great premise.
7Ted is a child tormentor, not a...well, no, I guess he could be. -Cap'n
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7Normally, don't like sexually active Karen. But today's an exception.
7Very good -- unexpected last line. -JM
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7So sick I like it! - BFJ -
7Don't quite like Dan's lines, but Ted's 3 is solid gold -bbg
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7I love Dave Hemming!! --Kate
7+1 for pedophile Ted. ...not really, but SOMEONE had to say it.
6Supple.....the perfect word. nice job DH - murphy
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6Yet another overrated strip in the top thirty......
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5Not Karen. --VX
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5I used to like this, but changed my mind on this one..crz
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5Good try, but I don't like the pedophilia jokes.
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4I was overly harsh with the 2 vote. But still, Karen fucking Ted??
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1No, sorry, on reread this is as slimy as they get
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1would be an 8 or 9 if not for the pedo aspect -FV
1Look maw, a paedophile

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