RED MEAT Lead lined charisma briefcase from the secret files of max cannon
I was in the checkout line at K-Mart, and I just had to buy that issue of Vogue with Charlize Theron on the cover.
Gettin' so a man can't dry-hump a magazine rack without the store manager gettin' all snitty.
2000-10-09 18:42:20By The Light In Chains

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8gotta love impulse shopping
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8Good surprise.
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7+1 for "snitty"
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7Image is SO funny.
7Very Earl. -PB
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7Wish I could rip this off..crz
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7Vogue? Lame 1 is saved with a 10-worthy 3.
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6I guess he reall HAD to buy it. -NC
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6Point-of-purchase, baby. Point-of-purchase.
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6Now there's a mental picture I didn't want.
6That's Earl, Folks.
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6"Snitty" is the perfect word here. --VX
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4Not funny enough of a surprise.
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