RED MEAT Kibbles and Grits from the secret files of max cannon
I hear that dairy pansy Milkman Dan won't leave you alone, Karen. Is this true?
He's mean to me and he runs over my pets!
Here... put this in the road in front of your house.
What is it?
It's C-5 plastic explosive in the shape of a kitten. They'll be scraping dairy boy off the moon after he runs that over.
Can I pet it?
2000-11-08 15:22:56By ChickenCow

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8+2 for Karens #3 -BN
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8Simply would not work without Karen's 3. --VX
8Niiiiiiiice! --John
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7+1 for Karen 3. -PB
7Karen's 3 saves this one. -FV
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7For some reason, I find Karen #3 priceless -cm
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7Karen 3 rescues this, though a C-5 is an airplane and C4 is plastic explosive.
7all's well that ends well
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6Saved by the last line. -MC
6*nice* --TRT
6+1 for Karen's 3.. it's like she deserves abuse if she's that dumb.
6lots going on...+1 for dairly pansy
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5I like Karen's last line. Just about redeems it.
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4Karen 3: wtf?
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3+1 for Karen 3, and that's it
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3Weak Rambo humor.
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