| Score |
SDev |
Tagline |
Author |
| 0.00 | 1.62 | mime control | Soren |
| -0.47 | 1.73 | DEMON SEED FOR HEALTHY BREEDS | Number44 |
| -1.03 | 1.67 | stupid you! | ddot |
| -0.38 | 1.62 | WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR JEWS? | Number44 |
| -2.18 | 1.54 | SHOEHORN FOR THE SOUL | Number44 |
| -1.00 | 1.83 | PSYCHOPATH MIDGETS STORM KREMLIN | Number44 |
| -0.46 | 1.50 | waxing nostalgic in advance | Spoggles |
| 0.34 | 1.75 | bones in the zones | sjam |
| -1.06 | 1.66 | SLICED BEETLES AND BROKEN NEEDLES | Number44 |
| -0.73 | 2.02 | ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESA | Number44 |
| -0.25 | 1.71 | GET DOWN AND DO THE APOCALYPSO | Number44 |
| -0.12 | 1.55 | white hot mattel | ddot |
| -1.43 | 2.19 | I AM THE GEEK THAT HACKS IN THE NIGHT! | Spoggles |
| -0.80 | 1.93 | IT'S LIKE BUTTAH! | Number44 |
| -0.58 | 1.87 | SAMSONITE SUSPECTED IN SMUGGLING RING | Number44 |
| 0.78 | 2.13 | 24/7 | Glitch! |
| -0.59 | 1.78 | Heavy on the Gravity | Darth Waider |
| -0.02 | 1.80 | The Piltdown Mon | Nat |
| -0.72 | 1.88 | Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes better | Nat |
| -0.47 | 2.08 | Cash Cows for Jesus | Nat |
| 1.63 | 1.64 | The Fall | Nat |
| 0.94 | 1.91 | Buzz and Beak | Nat |
| 0.44 | 1.72 | Smoking Swedes | Nat |
| -0.97 | 1.49 | Learn In Hell | Nat |
| -0.15 | 1.45 | Neighbourhood Swatch | Nat |
| -0.01 | 1.68 | Unclean | Nat |
| -1.53 | 1.96 | My Mongolia | jkc |
| -0.21 | 1.45 | 60 Miles of Blue Asphalt | David J. Bianco |
| 0.59 | 1.92 | version the last no really | rictus hep |
| -0.32 | 1.48 | these sappy golden years | Dave Filippi |
| -0.39 | 1.48 | Extra Action Tide | GumGirl |
| -0.10 | 1.51 | 9 Lives | GumGirl |
| -0.48 | 1.60 | DNA Sample | GumGirl |
| -0.42 | 1.69 | Tofu Scramble | GumGirl |
| -0.93 | 2.35 | know why no how | Darth Waider |
| -0.34 | 1.38 | Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard Containers | David J. Bianco |
| 1.50 | 1.39 | ragtime in the rumpus room | Soren |
| 0.14 | 1.54 | crunchy on the inside | Soren |
| -1.32 | 2.26 | jeremiah johnson sings the blues | Number44 |
| -1.51 | 1.80 | tight as a twelve year old's bum | Number44 |
| -0.44 | 2.37 | zima in nine new flavors | Number44 |
| 0.96 | 1.68 | why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free? | Soren |
| -0.59 | 1.61 | nighttime snifflin' sneezin' | Ratboy |
| -0.24 | 1.86 | sensibility pure and simple | Ratboy |
| -0.93 | 1.47 | solving a paltry geometric delimma | Ratboy |
| -0.67 | 1.60 | la delimma geometrique | Ratboy |
| -1.53 | 1.66 | lime space-craft? | Ratboy |
| -1.46 | 2.55 | Just say NO2 | Ratboy |
| -0.97 | 1.75 | the sweet taste of insanity | HITTKD |
| -0.73 | 1.53 | love poems from the devil | HITTKD |
| 0.66 | 1.46 | don't bury me, i'm not dead | HITTKD |
| -1.09 | 2.32 | tongues of fire all 'round | Spoggles |
| -0.74 | 1.22 | you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n roll | libertine |
| -0.21 | 1.90 | real buttery taste in every bite. | Neo |
| -0.33 | 1.50 | fry it up in a pan | libertine |
| 0.27 | 1.95 | discrete discreet | buzzard |
| -0.24 | 1.73 | Does this taste like mayonnaise to you? | Devilman |
| 0.15 | 1.25 | ebony and irony | Devilman |
| -0.42 | 1.35 | Humor in a brown paper envelope. | Devilman |
| -0.98 | 1.88 | hurdy gurney | Spoggles |
| -0.34 | 1.55 | Chopping Block Party | Devilman |
| -0.14 | 1.39 | Stays Firm in Milk | Devilman |
| -0.15 | 1.76 | Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus. | Devilman |
| -0.77 | 1.68 | 100% real fruit | Neo |
| -1.14 | 2.08 | you're so vain | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.92 | 1.64 | old farts still smell | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.76 | 1.78 | I did it my way | dfan |
| 0.35 | 1.43 | the cycle of life has no pedals | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.12 | 1.35 | I'm like rubber, you're like glue | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.92 | 1.72 | have a clear job objective in mind | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.12 | 1.41 | Something-D-O-O Economics | Crisper Than Thou |
| 0.14 | 1.83 | life in the food chain | dfan |
| -0.25 | 1.66 | in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything! | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.45 | 1.74 | step on the gas | buzzard |
| -0.06 | 1.87 | nothin' but a smile | dfan |
| -0.17 | 1.31 | Hand me down genes | Jeff R |
| -0.65 | 1.68 | suburban subaru | buzzard |
| 0.80 | 1.50 | Golden Years | Devilman |
| -0.51 | 2.36 | Lolita of the Trailer Park | Devilman |
| -2.07 | 1.88 | talk to the hand | dfan |
| -0.59 | 1.55 | summer in the city | dfan |
| -0.66 | 1.51 | venus de flytrap | buzzard |
| -0.68 | 1.59 | samson and deli meat | buzzard |
| -0.77 | 1.66 | the unbearable lightness of boing | Dave Filippi |
| 0.44 | 1.59 | fresh quirts for little squirts | Dave Filippi |
| -0.54 | 1.55 | a lethal dose of mind-macarena | Dave Filippi |
| -0.50 | 1.43 | the information supercollider | libertine |
| -0.01 | 1.62 | Twiggy takes on Miss Piggy | Dave Filippi |
| -0.71 | 1.66 | swedish fly | buzzard |
| -0.70 | 1.24 | like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest record | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.09 | 1.71 | ...makes my nipples hard | Jeff R |
| -0.44 | 1.71 | apple turnover in his grave | Crisper Than Thou |
| 0.24 | 1.32 | three-piece lawsuit | buzzard |
| -0.66 | 1.70 | scream of wheat | buzzard |
| 1.04 | 1.45 | not sold in stores at any price | Crisper Than Thou |
| -0.62 | 1.63 | a christmas meatroll | lilith |
| -0.96 | 2.00 | llllemon | lilith |
| -0.39 | 1.62 | sunday sunday monsterrrr trucks | julius |
| -0.79 | 1.78 | pickled herring and whitefish | julius |
| 0.13 | 1.43 | what dreams may come | julius |
| -0.71 | 1.87 | true to itself | lilith |
| -0.99 | 1.69 | a fine line between right and wrong | libertine |
| -0.85 | 1.79 | special prosecutor's favorite comic | Horselover Fat |
| -0.45 | 1.78 | silverfish dinner | Horselover Fat |
| 1.36 | 1.49 | phlegm for everybody | Horselover Fat |
| -0.49 | 1.34 | the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed on | Horselover Fat |
| -1.42 | 1.87 | president pasta | catbear |
| -0.51 | 1.55 | a snitch in time | catbear |
| -0.92 | 1.37 | nudge nudge wink wink | lilith |
| -0.51 | 1.60 | lurking in the wires | lilith |
| -1.01 | 1.79 | cognitive dissonance | libertine |
| -0.30 | 1.59 | him-o-ragin' | RevHippie |
| -0.91 | 1.64 | sounds like... | libertine |
| -0.38 | 1.39 | idea by karen | Veep |
| -0.57 | 1.63 | teacher's pet | Veep |
| 0.32 | 1.28 | high-speed disimpaction | Soren |
| -0.49 | 1.57 | there's always room for Jell-O | libertine |
| 0.28 | 1.49 | true-life travel tip | Horselover Fat |
| 0.33 | 1.44 | subdued pudding frenzy | Soren |
| -0.26 | 1.43 | home again | catbear |
| -0.43 | 1.28 | burned again | catbear |
| -0.96 | 1.59 | leather and lace | RevHippie |
| -0.88 | 1.69 | sweet jesus on a stick | Spoggles |
| -0.21 | 1.33 | pest strip tease | Horselover Fat |
| -0.89 | 1.48 | fresh choad for your heavy load | Smokey |
| -0.20 | 1.71 | two quarts of pretty colors | Smokey |
| -0.48 | 1.80 | better off not read | Horselover Fat |
| -0.56 | 1.44 | nose hairs in your soufflee | Horselover Fat |
| 0.35 | 1.37 | hot blooded | Veep |
| -0.21 | 1.45 | the color of pain | Veep |
| -1.23 | 1.44 | tcs@b, v2 | Spoggles |
| -0.41 | 1.56 | pre-chewed lude, dude | Smokey |
| -0.50 | 1.60 | nux vomica vobiscum | Horselover Fat |
| -0.97 | 1.72 | cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2 | Horselover Fat |
| -0.15 | 1.35 | the friend, the dog, the cat, and the rat | Spoggles |
| 0.17 | 1.71 | won't stick to most dental work | Smokey |
| -0.70 | 1.50 | Chicks Dig Religious Zealots | Devilman |
| -0.47 | 1.64 | 0340 in the house of sin | RevHippie |
| -0.38 | 1.41 | supposed former incubation junkie | Veep |
| 1.31 | 2.17 | dangerous lesions | Veep |
| -1.08 | 2.15 | let's keep those hands above the table | Horselover Fat |
| -0.17 | 1.69 | at the bottom of the humor chain | Horselover Fat |
| -0.19 | 1.60 | shake me, bake me, rack me, smack me | Veep |
| -0.79 | 1.32 | see you round like a pentagram | Smokey |
| -0.44 | 1.82 | watching the watchmen watch us watch them | Spoggles |
| -1.99 | 1.98 | the half life of an elf | Spoggles |
| -1.97 | 1.98 | Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square root | Andrea.B.Previtera |
| 0.36 | 1.90 | Climbing the herikostaidernomatonn | Andrea.B.Previtera |
| 0.67 | 1.49 | A big helping of salvation in every bite | Devilman |
| -1.28 | 1.66 | You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good. | Devilman |
| -0.51 | 1.78 | Does this smell bad? | happyboy |
| -1.26 | 1.48 | between a roc and a hard plaice | Darth Waider |
| 0.55 | 1.57 | Sucking the marrow out of life | Veep |
| 0.26 | 1.36 | the refuse I can't refuse | Veep |
| 1.07 | 1.57 | what goes up | Dave Hemming |
| 0.00 | 1.59 | stars and bars | libertine |
| -0.95 | 2.00 | meringue merengue | buzzard |
| 0.44 | 1.60 | Fortified with 8 Essential Vitamins | happyboy |
| 0.20 | 1.64 | la lucha luncheon | Soren |
| -0.56 | 1.74 | Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimp | Horselover Fat |
| -0.41 | 1.24 | Inna gotta la vita loca | Horselover Fat |
| -0.52 | 1.42 | Holy roman candle | Horselover Fat |
| -0.36 | 1.69 | Boot to the head of the class | Horselover Fat |
| 0.12 | 1.72 | KITTENS!! ON FIRE!! | Horselover Fat |
| -0.79 | 1.29 | Capybaras make excellent pudding. | Horselover Fat |
| -0.24 | 1.74 | Intensive Care Vacation | Horselover Fat |
| -0.09 | 1.60 | Catwoman a la mode | Horselover Fat |
| -1.06 | 1.71 | Trojan Horse Condoms | Horselover Fat |
| -0.35 | 1.95 | General Tso's choked chicken. | Horselover Fat |
| -0.25 | 1.53 | Strange Gel in a Strange Hand. | Horselover Fat |
| -0.46 | 1.58 | micturation nation | rictus hep |
| 0.05 | 1.62 | gut milk? | rictus hep |
| 0.04 | 1.57 | walk the balk | Dinosaur |
| -0.13 | 1.41 | Take me out at the ballgame. | Horselover Fat |
| -0.59 | 1.60 | Birthday caked underwear | Horselover Fat |
| -0.59 | 1.62 | Blue Moon Cheese | Horselover Fat |
| -0.04 | 1.29 | it's not the ballet that kills you | rictus hep |
| -0.43 | 1.81 | A friend is a terrible thing to waste | Horselover Fat |
| -0.35 | 1.58 | Have a nice nightmare. | Horselover Fat |
| 0.20 | 1.60 | aurora borealis? you barely know us | rictus hep |
| -0.43 | 1.20 | mas macho que donuts | rictus hep |
| -0.66 | 1.66 | Electric sex machine | drood |
| -0.40 | 1.81 | Head in the class | Horselover Fat |
| -0.98 | 1.97 | It's a mystery wrapped in bodybag | Horselover Fat |
| -0.32 | 2.21 | cabbages and kings | trick |
| -0.33 | 1.63 | Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100% | Horselover Fat |
| -0.44 | 1.48 | Flag off! | Horselover Fat |
| -0.31 | 1.66 | Thunder Hos | Horselover Fat |
| -0.03 | 1.37 | Christmas beer | drood |
| -0.82 | 1.37 | Calling AAA collect. | Horselover Fat |
| -0.95 | 1.49 | New England Puppy Chowder | Horselover Fat |
| -0.52 | 1.31 | illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banks | Dave Filippi |
| -1.16 | 1.70 | true stories from infamous people | Dave Filippi |
| -0.77 | 2.15 | popcorn quiz, hotshot | Horselover Fat |
| -1.26 | 1.82 | 2 kibbles and bits | Horselover Fat |
| -0.95 | 1.50 | Watch the atomic birdie | Horselover Fat |
| 0.39 | 1.54 | You have the right to remain soylent. | Horselover Fat |
| -0.72 | 1.56 | Saving Private Parts and Major Woody | Horselover Fat |
| 0.83 | 1.81 | One Size Fits All | Soren |
| -0.23 | 1.77 | Paging Dr. Faust | Horselover Fat |
| -0.02 | 1.20 | The silence of the lamb chops | Horselover Fat |
| -0.45 | 1.34 | Welcome to the Mattress, Neo | Horselover Fat |
| 0.41 | 1.82 | give it all a little pat of SATAN! | rictus hep |
| -0.04 | 1.55 | duct tape for your date rape | rictus hep |
| -1.20 | 1.56 | Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerine | Horselover Fat |
| -1.16 | 1.59 | Pyros for pornos | Horselover Fat |
| -0.85 | 1.77 | winning the smelling bee | Horselover Fat |
| 0.18 | 1.59 | if it's not nailed down | pmalone |
| 0.23 | 1.29 | kittens made into mittens | Dave Hemming |
| 0.68 | 1.95 | Snapping pennants over the napping penitents | Dave Hemming |
| 0.99 | 1.23 | Stalking the wily meme | Dave Hemming |
| 0.16 | 1.51 | Lead lined charisma briefcase | Dave Hemming |
| -1.16 | 1.37 | is this thing on? | citizenx |
| -1.27 | 1.56 | The bitter pill with the taste of swill. | Gospog |
| -0.06 | 1.33 | The staccato beat of raining meat. | Gospog |
| -0.22 | 1.56 | Kibbles and Grits | ChickenCow |
| -0.29 | 1.25 | Thanks and Spanks | ChickenCow |
| -0.38 | 1.45 | Dollars to donut pillows | ChickenCow |
| -0.44 | 2.17 | Pico de Leche | ChickenCow |
| -0.49 | 1.30 | Likee me bikee? | ChickenCow |
| 0.36 | 1.65 | "bacony" - resembling bacon | ChickenCow |
| -0.01 | 1.70 | Quivering on the End of the Fork | MalaVelho |
| -0.24 | 1.34 | Homage to Fromage | Preloggy |
| -0.02 | 1.61 | Don't Go Breaking My Heartburn | Preloggy |
| 0.19 | 1.36 | Filler Up with High Octane | Preloggy |
| -0.15 | 1.66 | Light the Trip Fantastic | Preloggy |
| 0.14 | 1.87 | amber waves of pain | ChickenCow |
| -0.32 | 1.68 | Until we meat agin... | Gospog |
| 1.48 | 1.52 | chafin' like a bear | ChickenCow |
| 0.33 | 1.50 | Business as Usual Suspects | Preloggy |
| -1.23 | 1.73 | The surprising squeek that makes you peek | Gospog |
| -0.57 | 1.75 | Pirates of Piss-ants | ChickenCow |
| 0.07 | 1.22 | The sound of one hand slapping. | Gospog |
| -0.20 | 1.32 | haitosis and neuroses | Preloggy |
| 0.41 | 1.13 | gizzards, gadzooks and gadflies | Preloggy |
| 0.23 | 1.33 | Floater in the deep end. | Gospog |
| 0.51 | 1.43 | non nuclear family proliferation treaty | Preloggy |
| 0.24 | 1.34 | spoon swoon moon june goon | Preloggy |
| 0.32 | 1.27 | testicular fortitude for the dude | Preloggy |
| -0.10 | 1.13 | It's not the meat, it's the humidity. | Gospog |
| -0.18 | 1.37 | Meat the press. Press the meat? | Gospog |
| -0.29 | 1.33 | It's not Rockette science | Dave Hemming |
| 0.18 | 1.75 | derailed gravy train | ChickenCow |
| -0.12 | 1.23 | knee-jerk chemical reaction | ChickenCow |
| 0.18 | 1.41 | shiver me timbers | ChickenCow |
| 0.74 | 1.46 | Deep thoughts | Gar |
| 0.67 | 1.55 | It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. | Gar |
| 0.36 | 1.50 | Birds turn brown and fall from trees. | Gar |
| 0.50 | 1.62 | bogus bovines beware balloons | Preloggy |
| 0.31 | 1.72 | writ of habeus corpses | ChickenCow |
| 0.03 | 1.39 | It was a perfect day. | Gar |
| 0.07 | 1.19 | inexpensive soy extender from s. korea | Preloggy |
| -0.48 | 1.22 | Toasted Cheesehead Sandwich | Dave Hemming |
| 0.10 | 1.74 | deck the halls with Uncle Charlie | ChickenCow |
| 0.31 | 1.28 | phlegm coating and chewy wafers | Preloggy |
| 0.46 | 1.38 | The Neutron Dance | scullyman5000 |
| -0.13 | 1.43 | bladder control freaks | Preloggy |
| 0.07 | 1.27 | doleful doledrums dasterdly deeds | Preloggy |
| 0.73 | 1.47 | sasquatch where your going! | scullyman5000 |
| 0.09 | 1.33 | narc, the lookout angels cry! | scullyman5000 |
| -0.19 | 1.44 | blatent, latent and impotent | Preloggy |
| 0.17 | 1.49 | chipmunks roasting on an open pyre | zenmaster |
| -0.18 | 1.30 | don't be a soren loser | MalaVelho |
| 0.11 | 1.26 | Father knows breasts. | Gar |
| 0.58 | 1.20 | Verbal punching bag. | Gar |
| 0.09 | 1.41 | Community Watch | Gar |
| 0.17 | 1.23 | It's a long way home. | Gar |
| -0.13 | 1.63 | Contains Nuts | Dave Hemming |
| 0.16 | 1.44 | balderdash and cookie dough | Preloggy |
| 0.15 | 1.22 | everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3 | scullyman5000 |
| 0.54 | 1.27 | The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover Meat | Dave Hemming |
| 0.70 | 1.56 | pipe bomb dreams | Preloggy |
| 0.23 | 1.75 | mission imperceptible | zenmaster |
| 0.21 | 1.36 | mutatis mutandis | zenmaster |
| 0.20 | 1.34 | veterinary incontinence | zenmaster |
| 0.04 | 1.59 | ramadan tough | scullyman5000 |
| 0.38 | 1.33 | Secrete, Santa | Dave Hemming |
| 0.29 | 1.62 | Only users loose drugs. | Gar |
| -0.01 | 1.17 | Earl had to die. | Gar |
| -0.12 | 1.58 | Must..Find..Jodie..Foster | scullyman5000 |
| 0.14 | 1.50 | gelatin in your arterial wall | Preloggy |
| 0.63 | 1.32 | Thank you, Cleavland! | scullyman5000 |
| 0.66 | 1.37 | Whipped cream in the bloodstream | Dave Hemming |
| 1.21 | 1.56 | Simplify, Simplify, Semper Fi | Dave Hemming |
| 0.88 | 1.42 | lower mental case | Preloggy |
| -0.17 | 1.85 | Pictures of matchstick men and Earl | scullyman5000 |
| 0.05 | 1.18 | Oysters on the Open Range | Soren |
| 0.29 | 1.36 | Wild elephantitis of the Serenghetti | scullyman5000 |
| 0.45 | 1.24 | Razing Alabama | Dave Hemming |
| -0.28 | 1.52 | masticating on your meat farm | Preloggy |
| -0.16 | 1.43 | I'm proud to be a cold minor's mother | scullyman5000 |
| 0.39 | 1.08 | love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweet | Kodiak |
| 0.26 | 1.47 | Abbatoir-a-go-go | Pirate |
| 0.68 | 1.26 | Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerant | Dave Hemming |
| -0.19 | 1.18 | stained presidential cabinet | Preloggy |
| 0.26 | 1.12 | Glass and Steal | Gar |
| -0.24 | 1.32 | malignant, greasy tumors in your colon | Preloggy |
| 0.42 | 1.23 | crankase full of sheep dip | Preloggy |
| -0.22 | 1.32 | flaccid cheese sauce on your taco | Preloggy |
| -0.21 | 1.11 | Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1 | Pirate |
| 0.17 | 1.30 | Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2 | Pirate |
| 0.15 | 1.62 | It's Stab-tastic 2.0 | Pirate |
| -0.24 | 1.22 | itchy fingers on the go | Preloggy |
| -0.10 | 1.68 | road rash hash (Soren) | Soren |
| -0.20 | 1.58 | Bisquick in my BIOS | zenmaster |
| -0.04 | 1.85 | road rash hash (ChickenCow) | ChickenCow |
| -0.26 | 1.29 | Ignore the tiny crop circles in your cilia | m_cammarano |
| 0.13 | 1.34 | arctic circle jerk | ChickenCow |
| 0.04 | 1.28 | C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop... | ChickenCow |
| 0.22 | 1.42 | bag lady on your manicured lawn | Preloggy |
| 0.02 | 1.63 | Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite) | m_cammarano |
| -0.94 | 1.69 | Out of charm's way | m_cammarano |
| 0.72 | 1.16 | Blame it on the boogeyman | Dave Hemming |
| 0.24 | 0.95 | doctor in the house of pancakes | Preloggy |
| 0.21 | 1.69 | The jellied gristle in your giggle porridge | m_cammarano |
| 0.38 | 1.47 | sleazy weasles catch the measles | Preloggy |
| 0.48 | 1.21 | SUV Radiation | Dave Hemming |
| 0.45 | 1.31 | Befriend a book | Gar |
| 0.25 | 1.28 | Breaking the law. | Gar |
| 0.19 | 1.27 | Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment | m_cammarano |
| -1.06 | 1.87 | Maximum schnitzel overdrive | m_cammarano |
| -0.30 | 1.39 | tokyo cheese nips | Preloggy |
| 0.39 | 1.40 | Crouching Tigger, Hidden Kanga | Dave Hemming |
| 0.36 | 1.14 | Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite) | Dave Hemming |
| 0.19 | 1.38 | tepid pool of your own filth | Preloggy |
| 0.61 | 1.75 | Soothing salve for sore funnybones | m_cammarano |
| 0.16 | 0.88 | wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless) | Temperance |
| -0.09 | 1.18 | wholly cow | Enriquez |
| 0.15 | 1.49 | that's not special sauce | Enriquez |
| 0.13 | 1.11 | my yo-yo could write a better comic | Temperance |
| -0.43 | 1.74 | mullet the blue sky | Enriquez |
| -0.43 | 1.21 | the silence will destroy you....loudly. | Hipgnosis |
| -0.30 | 1.43 | all your freebase belong to gus | Preloggy |
| 0.10 | 1.65 | ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2 | ChickenCow |
| -0.31 | 2.58 | I know, I know... it's vile. | ChickenCow |
| -0.20 | 1.24 | anoraknophobia diagnosis | Temperance |
| 0.24 | 1.50 | my computer's silicon implant | Temperance |
| -0.18 | 1.34 | submitted for your approval | Preloggy |
| -0.45 | 1.47 | Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausages | m_cammarano |
| 0.00 | 1.16 | Bar Stool Sample | Dave Hemming |
| -0.13 | 1.13 | my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing! | ChickenCow |
| 0.35 | 1.05 | crouching kitten, hidden meaning | Preloggy |
| 0.31 | 1.78 | sirius discussion about uranus | Temperance |
| -0.24 | 1.17 | West of the tacos | Dave Hemming |
| 0.25 | 1.35 | fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar) | Gar |
| -0.38 | 1.41 | fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink) | m_cammarano |
| -0.51 | 1.39 | fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez style | Enriquez |
| 0.32 | 1.50 | Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scully | scullyman5000 |
| -0.55 | 1.08 | loose lip sync ships | Enriquez |
| 0.51 | 1.06 | All Dogs Go to Oven | Dave Hemming |
| -0.69 | 1.41 | marvel my ass | Preloggy |
| -0.40 | 1.26 | mackin' economics | Hipgnosis |
| -0.50 | 1.23 | e pluribus eunich | Preloggy |
| -0.32 | 2.12 | muffin-shaped puffin | Squad Car |
| 0.50 | 1.42 | It's a sick, sick world | Gar |
| 0.05 | 1.52 | The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond! | Squad Car |
| 0.96 | 1.53 | Mary Catherine Digs Margarine | Squad Car |
| 0.05 | 1.29 | ...makes baby Jesus cry | Temperance |
| -0.18 | 1.62 | dot compost | Preloggy |
| 0.05 | 1.33 | birdie in the blender | Temperance |
| 0.03 | 1.12 | tips for teens | Preloggy |
| 0.01 | 1.43 | Mountain Stew | Gar |
| 0.07 | 1.14 | Geek grrls make fun of my floppy disk | m_cammarano |
| 0.55 | 1.55 | Capybara chimichanga | m_cammarano |
| -0.15 | 2.20 | Lemon Pledge drive | House of Eeyore |
| 0.39 | 2.03 | My little Jack Chickadee | Squad Car |
| 0.37 | 1.58 | Rene Descartes Blanc | House of Eeyore |
| -0.01 | 1.57 | Orangina Proudly Presents My Ass | House of Eeyore |
| 0.14 | 1.43 | warm cream on your overcoat | Preloggy |
| -0.09 | 1.59 | cheese with your industrial disese | Preloggy |
| 0.07 | 1.26 | Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite) | Soren |
| 0.23 | 1.32 | eyes cream cone | Temperance |
| -0.38 | 1.11 | Peta Pita Pitter Patter | Hipgnosis |
| 0.40 | 1.16 | wyatt earp'ed in the saddle again | Temperance |
| 0.18 | 1.10 | itchy tush, smelly fingers | Preloggy |
| 0.52 | 1.45 | flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck) | Preloggy |
| -0.14 | 2.19 | smelly bait for your first mate | Soren |
| 1.43 | 1.53 | and your little dog, too | Vaca |
| 1.15 | 1.40 | white man's bourbon | Hangdog |
| -0.21 | 1.49 | bang a gong | Gar |
| 0.32 | 0.93 | squatting on linoleum | Preloggy |
| 0.52 | 1.57 | openRMCS #2872 | herpules |
| 0.13 | 1.02 | openRMCS #2780 | herpules |
| -0.03 | 1.82 | openRMCS #2068 | herpules |
| 0.09 | 1.82 | the vacuous veins of villiany | Preloggy |
| 0.67 | 1.17 | make mine mink | Gar |
| 0.58 | 1.32 | the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedy | Vaca |
| -0.22 | 1.80 | left my religion in my other pants | Preloggy |
| -0.24 | 1.54 | hop along vaseline | ChickenCow |
| 0.22 | 1.22 | speed bumps in your underwear | Preloggy |
| 0.41 | 1.11 | more peeps humor (I use the term loosely) | ChickenCow |
| -0.02 | 1.59 | fisticuffmanship | ChickenCow |
| 0.19 | 1.41 | largish, lavish living room | Squad Car |
| -0.20 | 1.21 | blasting cap on the un-funny bomb | groovintodigweed |
| 0.67 | 1.26 | the cruel crawling foam | Vaca |
| 0.58 | 1.39 | the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutes | groovintodigweed |
| -0.06 | 1.11 | truman capote's a human coyote | Hangdog |
| 0.15 | 1.15 | a pound of flesh | Vaca |
| -0.15 | 1.96 | pat faxes flat taxes | herpules |
| 0.17 | 1.03 | A coffee break for Sisyphus | Dave Hemming |
| 0.15 | 1.17 | plop, plop, fizz, whiz | Preloggy |
| -0.05 | 1.33 | days of future gas passed | Preloggy |
| 0.01 | 1.09 | bunt with your c*nt | ChickenCow |
| 0.64 | 1.21 | Fighting the prophylaxis powers | m_cammarano |
| -0.28 | 1.20 | big man on compass | Preloggy |
| -0.23 | 0.84 | mangling participles | zenmaster |
| 0.08 | 1.54 | Boo says...What??? | zenmaster |
| 0.15 | 1.01 | iambic rants in latex pants | twin4fifteez |
| -0.44 | 1.47 | beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM) | twin4fifteez |
| -0.17 | 1.66 | leave 'em alone, williams? | Vaca |
| 0.27 | 1.45 | drop your goo on the loo | Preloggy |
| 0.43 | 1.60 | the pungent aroma of the permanent coma | groovintodigweed |
| 0.52 | 1.10 | dancing to that apocalypso beat | Vaca |
| -0.03 | 1.12 | oakenfold origami | groovintodigweed |
| -0.03 | 1.49 | newly reformulated and lemony-fresh | Vaca |
| 0.09 | 0.95 | the tremulous heights of inanity | Vaca |
| -0.16 | 1.76 | the resurrected building of wisened subservience | House of Eeyore |
| 0.23 | 1.42 | Seduced by the dork side of the farce | JohntheAuthor |
| -0.34 | 1.75 | The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing again | JohntheAuthor |
| 0.06 | 1.09 | California brown-out rolls | Squad Car |
| -0.12 | 1.39 | semi self-concious, fully self-delusional | Squad Car |
| 0.85 | 1.34 | the contagion spreads inexorably | Vaca |
| 1.36 | 1.55 | roto-rooter roustabout | Soren |
| 0.60 | 1.17 | helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104) | Temperance |
| 0.25 | 1.21 | the secret gordon | Dave Hemming |
| 0.09 | 1.06 | flummoxed flan lummox | House of Eeyore |
| 0.30 | 1.09 | pickled midgets campaigning for tooth care | Preloggy |
| 0.77 | 1.22 | blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiver | Vaca |
| 0.76 | 1.18 | livin' la vida lo-cal | Rakfink |
| -0.15 | 1.77 | OpenRMCS #4312 | Soren |
| -0.17 | 1.41 | flogging further the feline fallen | herpules |
| -0.20 | 2.12 | lord, please forgive me for what I am about to post | Soren |
| 0.60 | 1.07 | scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplace | Temperance |
| -0.26 | 1.63 | gloating over Kosher gonads | Preloggy |
| 0.32 | 1.18 | we all live in a yellow sub's latrine | groovintodigweed |
| 0.64 | 1.33 | turn your head andy kauf, man | Squad Car |
| 0.01 | 1.17 | getting jiggy with cousin it | Hipgnosis |
| 0.50 | 1.38 | open toad water moccasins | Rakfink |
| -0.04 | 1.14 | a pot of lips now | Preloggy |
| 0.09 | 1.33 | a million tiny voices demanding to be heard | Vaca |
| -0.04 | 1.13 | Torpedos in Speedos | Rakfink |
| 0.54 | 1.26 | exhibiting frustration towards one crustacean | Rakfink |
| 0.34 | 1.16 | empty gravy boats | Preloggy |
| 0.34 | 1.37 | cruising for a bruising on the autobahnanna | groovintodigweed |
| 0.40 | 1.01 | new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved! | Hipgnosis |
| -0.10 | 1.28 | the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewrite | Vaca |
| 0.41 | 1.01 | dairy full of rewrites | House of Eeyore |
| 0.46 | 1.13 | kappa cow gang-purge | twin4fifteez |
| 0.02 | 1.05 | letting the pox guarding the zenhouse | House of Eeyore |
| -0.54 | 1.74 | banana slug frappé | twin4fifteez |
| 0.09 | 1.23 | pedestrian at best. version 3.0 | groovintodigweed |
| 0.19 | 1.01 | for he's a folly good jello | House of Eeyore |
| 0.65 | 1.14 | plaster disaster | Vaca |
| 0.64 | 1.42 | stars upon thars' | Soren |
| -0.36 | 1.30 | pulling muscles from Michelle | Preloggy |
| -0.10 | 1.33 | the norman fell ratio | Squad Car |
| -0.41 | 1.13 | converting to the preached | Preloggy |
| -0.09 | 1.37 | spam on the lam | Preloggy |
| 0.45 | 1.18 | OpenRMCS #4641 | Soren |
| 0.10 | 1.36 | slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door). | Rakfink |
| 0.07 | 1.19 | toluene in your fog machine | twin4fifteez |
| -0.20 | 1.25 | it's all downhill from here | Vaca |
| -0.17 | 1.46 | Spam on the lam, woah black betty | Dave Hemming |
| 0.05 | 1.78 | spam on van damme | herpules |
| 0.19 | 1.34 | spam of the la....just listened to a comment | groovintodigweed |
| 0.24 | 1.24 | my kingdom for a couple bucks | Vaca |
| 0.12 | 1.27 | riddle me this, batman | Vaca |
| -0.22 | 1.38 | Say that we're sweethearts again! | JillSwift |
| -0.03 | 0.96 | 10 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funny | groovintodigweed |
| -0.35 | 1.28 | pop tarts for your blowhole | Preloggy |
| 0.38 | 1.42 | subcutaneous humor gets under my skin | JillSwift |
| 0.10 | 1.23 | regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline. | groovintodigweed |
| 0.07 | 1.29 | lemme give this shower thang a shot | Vaca |
| 0.09 | 1.07 | balance of power shower | Dave Hemming |
| -0.04 | 1.29 | shower failure | Squad Car |
| 0.27 | 1.12 | flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest) | Temperance |
| -0.20 | 1.29 | old gag, new trix | Dave Hemming |
| 0.33 | 1.46 | blender bender rerender | zenmaster |
| 0.69 | 1.24 | 3600 seconds in an hour (old Open) | Reoer |
| 0.61 | 1.18 | and you're gonna float there and like it | herpules |
| -0.12 | 1.67 | Return to Balti-S'mores! | Squad Car |
| -0.21 | 1.33 | pitch a little woo, low and outside | Preloggy |
| -0.40 | 1.30 | links on your e-motions | Preloggy |
| 0.04 | 1.18 | voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctors | House of Eeyore |
| -0.07 | 1.67 | extraordinarily popular delusions | herpules |
| 0.14 | 1.20 | she swiped the peace pipe | Reoer |
| 0.28 | 1.19 | fry the fanny for your nanny | Preloggy |
| 0.26 | 1.26 | getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand. | Rakfink |
| -0.58 | 1.73 | post ilness reconstructionalism | JillSwift |
| -0.19 | 1.37 | I know you are, but what am I? | Preloggy |
| 0.13 | 1.28 | Shower repost to take it off Temp's hands | Reoer |
| 0.27 | 1.11 | may we do with? | Andrew K Suber |
| 0.18 | 1.19 | three dog fight (edit) | Vaca |
| 0.54 | 1.36 | carp shoot | Squad Car |
| 0.28 | 1.07 | scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one more | Vaca |
| 0.12 | 1.34 | sugarglider bee sting smile | groovintodigweed |
| 0.07 | 1.20 | the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tips | Tom Swift |
| 0.65 | 1.53 | damaged gods | Dave Hemming |
| 0.66 | 1.48 | Postmortemism | Vorro |
| -0.19 | 0.89 | walking erect | Preloggy |
| -0.27 | 1.27 | curious curio of carnage | Temperance |
| -0.18 | 1.56 | springs and barrels of outrageous foreskin | Reoer |
| -0.16 | 1.33 | Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girl | groovintodigweed |
| 0.36 | 1.16 | here's looking at you, KITT | Vaca |
| 0.71 | 1.58 | republican party in my pants, and everyone's indicted | herpules |
| 0.02 | 1.29 | men, i'm eminem | Hangdog |
| 0.26 | 1.34 | we'll always have parasites | Vaca |
| 0.44 | 1.17 | rock over london, rock on chicago | Vaca |
| -0.03 | 2.10 | hungry hungry herpes | herpules |
| 0.18 | 1.29 | cheers to spears | House of Eeyore |
| 0.44 | 1.53 | omnes gentes plaudite | Gar |
| -0.33 | 1.28 | Sippin' on Gin and Juice Soup | Minja |
| 0.20 | 1.28 | Gremlin Fever! Catch It! | Minja |
| 0.64 | 1.33 | natural born pillars of the community | herpules |
| 0.38 | 1.43 | rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skulls | Hangdog |
| 0.15 | 1.54 | a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheads | House of Eeyore |
| 0.20 | 1.28 | we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouse | Hangdog |
| -0.03 | 1.48 | 101 Claymations, Take 2 | Minja |
| 0.05 | 1.41 | cyanoacrylate neonate | Squad Car |
| 0.32 | 1.73 | pretty as a pitcher | Squad Car |
| 0.18 | 1.46 | The Dukes of Earl | Vorro |
| 0.06 | 1.40 | Yellow snow bunnies | Vorro |
| 0.08 | 1.22 | on-going bongo-ing | Hangdog |
| -0.12 | 1.56 | give me a desk job | Preloggy |
| 0.18 | 1.56 | eat bugs | herpules |
| 0.06 | 1.38 | steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bits | Squad Car |
| -0.11 | 1.10 | requiescat in pace car | Dave Hemming |
| 0.09 | 1.08 | rolling down the river of blood II | Vaca |
| 0.24 | 1.12 | my beer gets more head than i do | Temperance |
| 0.32 | 1.22 | Stripey pygmy zebra molluscs | BagHead |
| 0.74 | 1.39 | bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung references | herpules |
| 1.26 | 1.34 | Hulk just want to GET SMASHED | BagHead |
| 0.08 | 1.25 | There's a revised pantoum in your sestina | BagHead |
| 0.16 | 1.28 | The agony and, well, the agony | BagHead |
| 0.54 | 1.79 | a little ditty 'bout jackin' diane | Squad Car |
| 0.69 | 1.35 | Billy bass boat | BagHead |
| 0.30 | 1.24 | speak softly and carry a big bullhorn | Vaca |
| -0.49 | 2.07 | hey, what's this "save" button do... | herpules |
| 0.15 | 1.33 | eeyorian cancer | House of Eeyore |
| 0.19 | 1.34 | time travel pair o' docs | Dave Hemming |
| 0.09 | 1.23 | burn baby burn (in my disco inferno) | Vaca |
| -0.16 | 1.17 | farts of nature | happyboy |
| 0.36 | 1.22 | born to run in terror | Vaca |
| 0.01 | 1.54 | A clone again, naturally | Preloggy |
| 0.11 | 1.28 | playboy vs. the gay boy | groovintodigweed |
| -0.03 | 1.07 | voyage au bout de la nuit | Andrew K Suber |
| 0.08 | 1.58 | get your dander up for the loving cup | Jamie |
| -0.30 | 1.95 | don't lick bjork in anger | herpules |
| -0.11 | 1.37 | silky anger (rewrite) | Andrew K Suber |
| -0.05 | 1.04 | terror for the terrier | Temperance |
| 0.06 | 1.11 | legions of 'wegians from the boreal regions | Hangdog |
| 0.43 | 1.08 | stain pimple toilets in concert | Dave Hemming |
| 0.24 | 1.28 | the bridgework of miami-dade county | Vaca |
| 0.28 | 1.36 | what would jesus do for a klondike bar? | House of Eeyore |
| -0.08 | 1.29 | A square pig in a round hole | BagHead |
| -0.15 | 1.46 | the swellegant universe | Jamie |
| 0.23 | 1.31 | pappa roach hotel california | Hangdog |
| 0.29 | 1.32 | There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphone | BagHead |
| 0.25 | 1.32 | comic strip tease | Tom Swift |
| 0.35 | 1.38 | felonious monk | Andrew K Suber |
| 0.16 | 1.23 | Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floor | BagHead |
| -0.06 | 1.33 | is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh) | Vaca |
| 0.14 | 1.68 | first clown in after the big top falls, i guess... | Hangdog |
| 0.12 | 1.41 | starting the squealing process | House of Eeyore |
| 0.12 | 1.49 | We all live in a Meatball Submarine | Vorro |
| 0.30 | 1.24 | yuletide yams | Dr. Roliman |
| -0.41 | 1.49 | wagon wheels when we wish | Dr. Roliman |
| -0.21 | 1.59 | Morning Radio gag steal | Dave Hemming |
| 0.08 | 1.39 | Charles Monroe | Vorro |
| 0.30 | 1.27 | That's one large french fry | BagHead |
| 0.28 | 1.09 | evil to the corps | Vaca |
| -0.17 | 1.36 | Pond scum on the surface of the mind | BagHead |
| -0.11 | 1.45 | touch me I'm Dick | Vaca |
| 0.28 | 1.30 | There's a tractor on my balls | BagHead |
| 0.24 | 1.33 | row row row your bloat, vaca | Vaca |
| 0.54 | 1.33 | jihad a baby it's a boy | House of Eeyore |
| 0.16 | 1.42 | Peek a Boo! Part two | Preloggy |
| -0.09 | 1.12 | TV be thy Guide | Preloggy |
| -0.22 | 1.33 | Melted Choco-shorts 2.0 | Pirate |
| -0.13 | 1.23 | Parasites beats two pair | Preloggy |
| -0.12 | 1.25 | flowers for algebra | Preloggy |
| -0.11 | 1.32 | armpit gravy | Preloggy |
| -0.07 | 1.66 | teen esprit de corps | Vorro |
| -0.19 | 1.15 | darryl licked the derelicts | House of Eeyore |
| 0.41 | 1.30 | Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb | Preloggy |
| -0.63 | 1.71 | thinking man's bidet | m_cammarano |
| 0.32 | 1.10 | You know, ze monkey schtuff | BagHead |
| -0.26 | 1.71 | I've gotta take a Cheese Whiz | Preloggy |
| 0.02 | 1.34 | Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park Place | Afgncaap |
| -0.14 | 1.56 | Open 6099: X-men! | Afgncaap |
| 0.27 | 1.00 | white wine spritzer for your underage sister | groovintodigweed |
| 0.66 | 1.38 | Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasi | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.24 | 1.33 | Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead Horse | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.18 | 1.37 | Tie me up and call me spanky! | Afgncaap |
| 0.27 | 1.48 | With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis) | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.36 | 1.17 | Zoot suit scoot boogie | BagHead |
| 0.52 | 1.43 | weird scenes inside Rube Goldberg | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.73 | 1.66 | Open 9430: Purge of Glurge | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.18 | 1.14 | Atomically correct | BagHead |
| -0.09 | 0.96 | Rocky and Kabulwinkle | Preloggy |
| 0.28 | 1.52 | comedy set to warped factor 10 | Tom Swift |
| 0.02 | 1.28 | Inspected by number 9...number 9... | BagHead |
| 0.00 | 1.10 | the pause that refreshes | schizoguy |
| 0.34 | 1.26 | Glengary, Glen Campbell | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.14 | 1.45 | running to the beating of a different bully | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.28 | 1.09 | The milk of human blindness | Dave Hemming |
| -0.45 | 1.90 | the fox and the honda (clarification) | Vaca |
| 0.52 | 1.15 | delusions of adequacy | Vaca |
| 0.12 | 1.45 | Dairy air from your derriere | Vorro |
| 0.83 | 1.12 | ending your banging with a whimper | Bernt Pancreas |
| 1.27 | 1.52 | The Agony and the X-Box | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.37 | 1.20 | ho ho ho, green giant | ChickenCow |
| 0.63 | 1.06 | If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader | Preloggy |
| 0.61 | 1.51 | Bali jai alai | Squad Car |
| 0.64 | 1.47 | the eyes of Blistex are upon you | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.13 | 1.48 | Me and my Shadenfreunde | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.11 | 1.12 | ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree) | Vaca |
| 0.06 | 1.31 | desultory defecations | Mingelover |
| 0.32 | 1.45 | hep a brotha oot | ChickenCow |
| -0.35 | 1.37 | veja du | Mingelover |
| 0.01 | 1.50 | silly strands of semen | Mingelover |
| -0.26 | 1.56 | shouting obscenities at deaf people | Mingelover |
| 0.59 | 1.17 | toasting a toad's turds | groovintodigweed |
| 0.01 | 1.45 | fun for the whole pharmacy | herpules |
| 0.31 | 1.19 | I remember diorama | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.33 | 1.07 | having a fling with a cold chicken wing | groovintodigweed |
| 0.02 | 1.41 | grown up klismaphilia list | zenmaster |
| -0.40 | 1.12 | -1 for unoriginal tagline | Kodiak |
| 0.31 | 1.06 | Killing the instant messenger for the message | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.14 | 1.09 | defunct debauchery | Mingelover |
| 0.23 | 1.28 | nosecandyland | Vorro |
| 0.23 | 1.02 | defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit) | Preloggy |
| 0.27 | 1.08 | defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build) | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.30 | 1.13 | christmas evil | Mingelover |
| 0.41 | 1.02 | I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks | Preloggy |
| -0.04 | 1.15 | the white elephant of comedy | Vaca |
| -0.11 | 0.93 | Deck the Halls with Santa's Balls | Preloggy |
| 0.42 | 1.10 | Spanking the baboon's bottom | BagHead |
| 0.06 | 1.13 | Chattanooga cheshire chimichanga | BagHead |
| -0.11 | 1.07 | spleen is a thing with feathers | OrganLeroy |
| 0.77 | 1.44 | Leggo My Ego | Preloggy |
| 0.27 | 1.00 | Ooo! That smarts. | Afgncaap |
| -0.24 | 2.13 | Ooo! That smarts (Vaca). | Vaca |
| 0.26 | 1.29 | Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion) | BagHead |
| -0.12 | 1.13 | Civilization and its malcontents | BagHead |
| 0.41 | 1.38 | Open 9554: refreshing Necro Wafers | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.31 | 1.28 | Meet your own build (revised) | BagHead |
| 1.30 | 1.32 | Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over) | Dave Hemming |
| -0.19 | 1.26 | helter skeletor | herpules |
| 0.74 | 1.70 | Atlas Farted | Vorro |
| 0.16 | 1.10 | Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition) | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.35 | 1.12 | Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED) | BagHead |
| -0.12 | 1.49 | Tobey or not Tobey Maguire | Preloggy |
| 0.37 | 1.19 | Tequila Mockingbird | Tom Swift |
| 0.45 | 1.21 | Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix) | Vorro |
| 0.17 | 1.56 | Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire) | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.13 | 1.27 | vodka mockingbird | House of Eeyore |
| 0.14 | 1.03 | camels that love to hump | groovintodigweed |
| 0.22 | 1.62 | scorbutical shenanigans | Mingelover |
| 0.06 | 1.16 | alas, babble | zenmaster |
| 0.26 | 1.16 | No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion) | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.26 | 1.44 | tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it) | Vaca |
| 0.72 | 1.23 | Best weed in the shire | BagHead |
| 0.24 | 1.07 | soldier of fortune cookie (revisited) | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.23 | 1.50 | as fresh as the day it was aborted | Mingelover |
| 0.30 | 1.27 | Flurries of Flatulence | Nightengail |
| 0.26 | 1.09 | Lord of the Nipple rings | Preloggy |
| 0.33 | 0.97 | crazed and defused (rewrite) | Mingelover |
| -0.15 | 1.58 | The Fountain Hid | Preloggy |
| 0.56 | 1.31 | incensed and pepper sprayed | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.30 | 1.14 | comes in your mouth, not in your hands | Vaca |
| -0.21 | 1.50 | talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck] | Vaca |
| -0.30 | 1.42 | He shoots, he scars | Preloggy |
| 0.32 | 0.94 | welcome to the karaoke machine | Nightengail |
| 0.74 | 1.35 | Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtum | BagHead |
| 0.36 | 1.08 | short stack of sorrowcakes | House of Eeyore |
| 0.95 | 1.54 | more fetid than feted (4th revised) | Reverend Toast |
| 0.20 | 1.28 | Slipped Discworld | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.12 | 1.20 | beat your own meat | Tom Swift |
| -0.21 | 1.45 | float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infection | Reverend Toast |
| 0.32 | 1.12 | Peon, Piaf- The Peer! | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.11 | 1.15 | Build your own damn meat | BagHead |
| 0.11 | 1.18 | Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED) | BagHead |
| -0.57 | 1.59 | the vague fugue | Mingelover |
| 0.32 | 1.12 | Vague in the Hague | Dave Hemming |
| -0.15 | 1.59 | chevy vague | zenmaster |
| 0.27 | 0.87 | The Quiet Stormtrooper | Nightengail |
| -0.80 | 1.65 | There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised) | Reverend Toast |
| -0.55 | 1.98 | vague in William Hague | Tom Swift |
| 0.47 | 1.36 | Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hits | BagHead |
| 0.12 | 1.25 | Do not look directly at the funny. | Reverend Toast |
| -0.38 | 1.52 | Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic? | Reverend Toast |
| -0.73 | 1.43 | Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised) | Reverend Toast |
| -0.13 | 1.04 | perfect tetris does not a perfect man make. | Reverend Toast |
| -0.15 | 1.05 | building a nude world order | Tom Swift |
| 0.46 | 1.25 | Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017) | BagHead |
| 0.07 | 0.97 | gives baby jesus gas | herpules |
| 0.29 | 1.22 | it's got a good beat and you can dance to it | Vaca |
| -0.07 | 1.05 | act-fancer cybernetic hyper weapon | Mingelover |
| -0.03 | 1.29 | debits and credits in the ledger of love | groovintodigweed |
| 0.61 | 1.33 | The Steve Jackson Five | Soren |
| -0.13 | 1.16 | i immune gen, an a loose ya | Mingelover |
| 0.02 | 0.82 | a caper on paper | Mingelover |
| -0.70 | 1.68 | Piercing Abe Vigoda | Reverend Toast |
| -0.10 | 1.22 | you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for two | Tom Swift |
| 0.49 | 0.95 | Vanilla thunder and spleen boy | BagHead |
| 0.60 | 0.91 | Temporary inanity | BagHead |
| -0.70 | 1.68 | the truth about pussy and bitches | Squad Car |
| -0.10 | 1.25 | stained and delivered | Mingelover |
| 0.02 | 1.60 | No comprende the ende | Preloggy |
| -0.05 | 1.04 | deadly game of cat and blender | herpules |
| -0.07 | 1.40 | one for the honey, two for the ho ho ho | Tom Swift |
| 0.31 | 1.30 | If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil it | BagHead |
| -0.45 | 1.15 | moo-ve along | Vaca |
| -0.25 | 1.45 | A Mootiful Bind | Preloggy |
| 0.58 | 0.91 | Winchester Catheterization | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.64 | 1.19 | look upon my works and despise | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.47 | 1.37 | Ventriloquism for Dummies | Preloggy |
| -0.11 | 1.01 | greatest thing since briced slead | Mingelover |
| -0.19 | 1.34 | jukebox for mimes | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.11 | 1.46 | The empire smokes crack | pete |
| 0.07 | 1.06 | No Brainers Give Me Headaches | Preloggy |
| 0.32 | 1.10 | Stuck in a runaway grocery cart | BagHead |
| 0.09 | 1.72 | My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED) | pete |
| 0.81 | 1.32 | burning the night away | Vaca |
| 0.04 | 1.36 | wheeler dealer coldsore healer | qlewless1 |
| 0.15 | 1.40 | jehovah's witness in contempt of court | Gar |
| 0.24 | 1.37 | the five-egg comedy omelette | Vaca |
| 0.21 | 1.20 | writing a wrong | Mingelover |
| -3.24 | 1.21 | whooooo | Reverend Toast |
| -0.03 | 1.10 | Stay a while, oenophile | Death Goat |
| 0.29 | 1.15 | comedy from beyond | Vaca |
| 0.19 | 0.87 | spit up on by Jeffy, age 2 | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.13 | 1.43 | Nat King Cold | Death Goat |
| -0.16 | 1.17 | trickle-down urinomics | Vaca |
| -0.17 | 1.49 | A Dutiful Grind | Jamie |
| 0.05 | 1.47 | where have all your base gone? long time passing... | herpules |
| 0.04 | 1.27 | Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.14 | 1.06 | The show about nothing | BagHead |
| -0.30 | 1.39 | digests reader | Mingelover |
| 0.14 | 1.21 | Trojan Whores | Death Goat |
| 0.31 | 1.32 | I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831) | BagHead |
| 0.24 | 1.08 | spotty behinds through mini blinds. | Rakfink |
| 0.25 | 1.09 | vapid vendetta against an ex named Greta | groovintodigweed |
| 0.17 | 1.02 | Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832) | BagHead |
| -0.04 | 1.29 | Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose. | Afgncaap |
| 0.12 | 0.88 | putting the coarse before the heart | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.10 | 1.43 | Flummox the lummox | Preloggy |
| 0.12 | 1.21 | Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling) | Politas |
| -0.02 | 1.23 | U2 can be annoying | Preloggy |
| -0.32 | 1.27 | meat the parents | Mingelover |
| 0.64 | 1.18 | dog day after dinner mints | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.14 | 1.26 | Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328. | Death Goat |
| 0.24 | 1.37 | looks like a taco | Death Goat |
| 0.37 | 1.16 | Messily we masticate | BagHead |
| 0.21 | 1.16 | chocolate covered ant hill | groovintodigweed |
| 0.28 | 1.20 | the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your forehead | Bernt Pancreas |
| -0.06 | 1.32 | unguent for your engagement ring of fire | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.11 | 0.87 | mouse trap meat tenderizer | groovintodigweed |
| -0.41 | 1.32 | La Don e Rachele | Das Joe |
| 0.32 | 1.29 | a nice pyromantic candlelight dinner | Death Goat |
| 0.15 | 1.29 | a whale is not a fish - it's an insect | Tom Swift |
| 0.77 | 1.31 | q*bert questions the quarry | House of Eeyore |
| 0.24 | 1.40 | I put the F-U in fun (open 15195) | BagHead |
| -0.37 | 1.41 | A Winter Haiku | schizoguy |
| 0.42 | 1.00 | cutty sark fist of removal | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.45 | 1.03 | a big bucketful of warm maple syrup | Death Goat |
| 0.06 | 1.06 | hacking your hand off for the flying car | Bernt Pancreas |
| 0.34 | 1.13 | Modifying the herb | Cameron |
| -0.07 | 1.27 | karmageddon | Mingelover |
| 0.58 | 1.34 | halo round the hectacre | House of Eeyore |
| 0.08 | 1.14 | Damn her lewd minks (open 15085) | BagHead |
| -0.12 | 1.48 | shaken not stirred | |