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0.001.62mime controlSoren
-0.471.73DEMON SEED FOR HEALTHY BREEDSNumber44
-1.031.67stupid you!ddot
-0.381.62WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR JEWS?Number44
-2.181.54SHOEHORN FOR THE SOULNumber44
-1.001.83PSYCHOPATH MIDGETS STORM KREMLINNumber44
-0.461.50waxing nostalgic in advanceSpoggles
0.341.75bones in the zonessjam
-1.061.66SLICED BEETLES AND BROKEN NEEDLESNumber44
-0.732.02ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESANumber44
-0.251.71GET DOWN AND DO THE APOCALYPSONumber44
-0.121.55white hot mattelddot
-1.432.19I AM THE GEEK THAT HACKS IN THE NIGHT!Spoggles
-0.801.93IT'S LIKE BUTTAH!Number44
-0.581.87SAMSONITE SUSPECTED IN SMUGGLING RINGNumber44
0.782.1324/7Glitch!
-0.591.78Heavy on the GravityDarth Waider
-0.021.80The Piltdown MonNat
-0.721.88Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes betterNat
-0.472.08Cash Cows for JesusNat
1.631.64The FallNat
0.941.91Buzz and BeakNat
0.441.72Smoking SwedesNat
-0.971.49Learn In HellNat
-0.151.45Neighbourhood SwatchNat
-0.011.68UncleanNat
-1.531.96My Mongoliajkc
-0.211.4560 Miles of Blue AsphaltDavid J. Bianco
0.591.92version the last no reallyrictus hep
-0.321.48these sappy golden yearsDave Filippi
-0.391.48Extra Action TideGumGirl
-0.101.519 LivesGumGirl
-0.481.60DNA SampleGumGirl
-0.421.69Tofu ScrambleGumGirl
-0.932.35know why no howDarth Waider
-0.341.38Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard ContainersDavid J. Bianco
1.501.39ragtime in the rumpus roomSoren
0.141.54crunchy on the insideSoren
-1.322.26jeremiah johnson sings the bluesNumber44
-1.511.80tight as a twelve year old's bumNumber44
-0.442.37zima in nine new flavorsNumber44
0.961.68why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free?Soren
-0.591.61nighttime snifflin' sneezin'Ratboy
-0.241.86sensibility pure and simpleRatboy
-0.931.47solving a paltry geometric delimmaRatboy
-0.671.60la delimma geometriqueRatboy
-1.531.66lime space-craft?Ratboy
-1.462.55Just say NO2Ratboy
-0.971.75the sweet taste of insanityHITTKD
-0.731.53love poems from the devilHITTKD
0.661.46don't bury me, i'm not deadHITTKD
-1.092.32tongues of fire all 'roundSpoggles
-0.741.22you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n rolllibertine
-0.211.90real buttery taste in every bite.Neo
-0.331.50fry it up in a panlibertine
0.271.95discrete discreetbuzzard
-0.241.73Does this taste like mayonnaise to you?Devilman
0.151.25ebony and ironyDevilman
-0.421.35Humor in a brown paper envelope.Devilman
-0.981.88hurdy gurneySpoggles
-0.341.55Chopping Block PartyDevilman
-0.141.39Stays Firm in MilkDevilman
-0.151.76Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus.Devilman
-0.771.68100% real fruitNeo
-1.142.08you're so vainCrisper Than Thou
-0.921.64old farts still smellCrisper Than Thou
-0.761.78I did it my waydfan
0.351.43the cycle of life has no pedalsCrisper Than Thou
-0.121.35I'm like rubber, you're like glueCrisper Than Thou
-0.921.72have a clear job objective in mindCrisper Than Thou
-0.121.41Something-D-O-O EconomicsCrisper Than Thou
0.141.83life in the food chaindfan
-0.251.66in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything!Crisper Than Thou
-0.451.74step on the gasbuzzard
-0.061.87nothin' but a smiledfan
-0.171.31Hand me down genesJeff R
-0.651.68suburban subarubuzzard
0.801.50Golden YearsDevilman
-0.512.36Lolita of the Trailer ParkDevilman
-2.071.88talk to the handdfan
-0.591.55summer in the citydfan
-0.661.51venus de flytrapbuzzard
-0.681.59samson and deli meatbuzzard
-0.771.66the unbearable lightness of boingDave Filippi
0.441.59fresh quirts for little squirtsDave Filippi
-0.541.55a lethal dose of mind-macarenaDave Filippi
-0.501.43the information supercolliderlibertine
-0.011.62Twiggy takes on Miss PiggyDave Filippi
-0.711.66swedish flybuzzard
-0.701.24like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest recordCrisper Than Thou
-0.091.71...makes my nipples hardJeff R
-0.441.71apple turnover in his graveCrisper Than Thou
0.241.32three-piece lawsuitbuzzard
-0.661.70scream of wheatbuzzard
1.041.45not sold in stores at any priceCrisper Than Thou
-0.621.63a christmas meatrolllilith
-0.962.00llllemonlilith
-0.391.62sunday sunday monsterrrr trucksjulius
-0.791.78pickled herring and whitefishjulius
0.131.43what dreams may comejulius
-0.711.87true to itselflilith
-0.991.69a fine line between right and wronglibertine
-0.851.79special prosecutor's favorite comicHorselover Fat
-0.451.78silverfish dinnerHorselover Fat
1.361.49phlegm for everybodyHorselover Fat
-0.491.34the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed onHorselover Fat
-1.421.87president pastacatbear
-0.511.55a snitch in timecatbear
-0.921.37nudge nudge wink winklilith
-0.511.60lurking in the wireslilith
-1.011.79cognitive dissonancelibertine
-0.301.59him-o-ragin'RevHippie
-0.911.64sounds like...libertine
-0.381.39idea by karenVeep
-0.571.63teacher's petVeep
0.321.28high-speed disimpactionSoren
-0.491.57there's always room for Jell-Olibertine
0.281.49true-life travel tipHorselover Fat
0.331.44subdued pudding frenzySoren
-0.261.43home againcatbear
-0.431.28burned againcatbear
-0.961.59leather and laceRevHippie
-0.881.69sweet jesus on a stickSpoggles
-0.211.33pest strip teaseHorselover Fat
-0.891.48fresh choad for your heavy loadSmokey
-0.201.71two quarts of pretty colorsSmokey
-0.481.80better off not readHorselover Fat
-0.561.44nose hairs in your souffleeHorselover Fat
0.351.37hot bloodedVeep
-0.211.45the color of painVeep
-1.231.44tcs@b, v2Spoggles
-0.411.56pre-chewed lude, dudeSmokey
-0.501.60nux vomica vobiscumHorselover Fat
-0.971.72cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2Horselover Fat
-0.151.35the friend, the dog, the cat, and the ratSpoggles
0.171.71won't stick to most dental workSmokey
-0.701.50Chicks Dig Religious ZealotsDevilman
-0.471.640340 in the house of sinRevHippie
-0.381.41supposed former incubation junkieVeep
1.312.17dangerous lesionsVeep
-1.082.15let's keep those hands above the tableHorselover Fat
-0.171.69at the bottom of the humor chainHorselover Fat
-0.191.60shake me, bake me, rack me, smack meVeep
-0.791.32see you round like a pentagramSmokey
-0.441.82watching the watchmen watch us watch themSpoggles
-1.991.98the half life of an elfSpoggles
-1.971.98Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square rootAndrea.B.Previtera
0.361.90Climbing the herikostaidernomatonnAndrea.B.Previtera
0.671.49A big helping of salvation in every biteDevilman
-1.281.66You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good.Devilman
-0.511.78Does this smell bad?happyboy
-1.261.48between a roc and a hard plaiceDarth Waider
0.551.57Sucking the marrow out of lifeVeep
0.261.36the refuse I can't refuseVeep
1.071.57what goes upDave Hemming
0.001.59stars and barslibertine
-0.952.00meringue merenguebuzzard
0.441.60Fortified with 8 Essential Vitaminshappyboy
0.201.64la lucha luncheonSoren
-0.561.74Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimpHorselover Fat
-0.411.24Inna gotta la vita locaHorselover Fat
-0.521.42Holy roman candleHorselover Fat
-0.361.69Boot to the head of the classHorselover Fat
0.121.72KITTENS!! ON FIRE!!Horselover Fat
-0.791.29Capybaras make excellent pudding.Horselover Fat
-0.241.74Intensive Care VacationHorselover Fat
-0.091.60Catwoman a la modeHorselover Fat
-1.061.71Trojan Horse CondomsHorselover Fat
-0.351.95General Tso's choked chicken.Horselover Fat
-0.251.53Strange Gel in a Strange Hand.Horselover Fat
-0.461.58micturation nationrictus hep
0.051.62gut milk?rictus hep
0.041.57walk the balkDinosaur
-0.131.41Take me out at the ballgame.Horselover Fat
-0.591.60Birthday caked underwearHorselover Fat
-0.591.62Blue Moon CheeseHorselover Fat
-0.041.29it's not the ballet that kills yourictus hep
-0.431.81A friend is a terrible thing to wasteHorselover Fat
-0.351.58Have a nice nightmare.Horselover Fat
0.201.60aurora borealis? you barely know usrictus hep
-0.431.20mas macho que donutsrictus hep
-0.661.66Electric sex machinedrood
-0.401.81Head in the classHorselover Fat
-0.981.97It's a mystery wrapped in bodybagHorselover Fat
-0.322.21cabbages and kingstrick
-0.331.63Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100%Horselover Fat
-0.441.48Flag off!Horselover Fat
-0.311.66Thunder HosHorselover Fat
-0.031.37Christmas beerdrood
-0.821.37Calling AAA collect.Horselover Fat
-0.951.49New England Puppy ChowderHorselover Fat
-0.521.31illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banksDave Filippi
-1.161.70true stories from infamous peopleDave Filippi
-0.772.15popcorn quiz, hotshotHorselover Fat
-1.261.822 kibbles and bitsHorselover Fat
-0.951.50Watch the atomic birdieHorselover Fat
0.391.54You have the right to remain soylent.Horselover Fat
-0.721.56Saving Private Parts and Major WoodyHorselover Fat
0.831.81One Size Fits AllSoren
-0.231.77Paging Dr. FaustHorselover Fat
-0.021.20The silence of the lamb chopsHorselover Fat
-0.451.34Welcome to the Mattress, NeoHorselover Fat
0.411.82give it all a little pat of SATAN!rictus hep
-0.041.55duct tape for your date raperictus hep
-1.201.56Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerineHorselover Fat
-1.161.59Pyros for pornosHorselover Fat
-0.851.77winning the smelling beeHorselover Fat
0.181.59if it's not nailed downpmalone
0.231.29kittens made into mittensDave Hemming
0.681.95Snapping pennants over the napping penitentsDave Hemming
0.991.23Stalking the wily memeDave Hemming
0.161.51Lead lined charisma briefcaseDave Hemming
-1.161.37is this thing on?citizenx
-1.271.56The bitter pill with the taste of swill.Gospog
-0.061.33The staccato beat of raining meat.Gospog
-0.221.56Kibbles and GritsChickenCow
-0.291.25Thanks and SpanksChickenCow
-0.381.45Dollars to donut pillowsChickenCow
-0.442.17Pico de LecheChickenCow
-0.491.30Likee me bikee?ChickenCow
0.361.65"bacony" - resembling baconChickenCow
-0.011.70Quivering on the End of the ForkMalaVelho
-0.241.34Homage to FromagePreloggy
-0.021.61Don't Go Breaking My HeartburnPreloggy
0.191.36Filler Up with High OctanePreloggy
-0.151.66Light the Trip FantasticPreloggy
0.141.87amber waves of painChickenCow
-0.321.68Until we meat agin...Gospog
1.481.52chafin' like a bearChickenCow
0.331.50Business as Usual SuspectsPreloggy
-1.231.73The surprising squeek that makes you peekGospog
-0.571.75Pirates of Piss-antsChickenCow
0.071.22The sound of one hand slapping.Gospog
-0.201.32haitosis and neurosesPreloggy
0.411.13gizzards, gadzooks and gadfliesPreloggy
0.231.33Floater in the deep end.Gospog
0.511.43non nuclear family proliferation treatyPreloggy
0.241.34spoon swoon moon june goonPreloggy
0.321.27testicular fortitude for the dudePreloggy
-0.101.13It's not the meat, it's the humidity.Gospog
-0.181.37Meat the press. Press the meat?Gospog
-0.291.33It's not Rockette scienceDave Hemming
0.181.75derailed gravy trainChickenCow
-0.121.23knee-jerk chemical reactionChickenCow
0.181.41shiver me timbersChickenCow
0.741.46Deep thoughtsGar
0.671.55It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.Gar
0.361.50Birds turn brown and fall from trees.Gar
0.501.62bogus bovines beware balloonsPreloggy
0.311.72writ of habeus corpsesChickenCow
0.031.39It was a perfect day.Gar
0.071.19inexpensive soy extender from s. koreaPreloggy
-0.481.22Toasted Cheesehead SandwichDave Hemming
0.101.74deck the halls with Uncle CharlieChickenCow
0.311.28phlegm coating and chewy wafersPreloggy
0.461.38The Neutron Dancescullyman5000
-0.131.43bladder control freaksPreloggy
0.071.27doleful doledrums dasterdly deedsPreloggy
0.731.47sasquatch where your going!scullyman5000
0.091.33narc, the lookout angels cry!scullyman5000
-0.191.44blatent, latent and impotentPreloggy
0.171.49chipmunks roasting on an open pyrezenmaster
-0.181.30don't be a soren loserMalaVelho
0.111.26Father knows breasts.Gar
0.581.20Verbal punching bag.Gar
0.091.41Community WatchGar
0.171.23It's a long way home.Gar
-0.131.63Contains NutsDave Hemming
0.161.44balderdash and cookie doughPreloggy
0.151.22everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3scullyman5000
0.541.27The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover MeatDave Hemming
0.701.56pipe bomb dreamsPreloggy
0.231.75mission imperceptiblezenmaster
0.211.36mutatis mutandiszenmaster
0.201.34veterinary incontinencezenmaster
0.041.59ramadan toughscullyman5000
0.381.33Secrete, SantaDave Hemming
0.291.62Only users loose drugs.Gar
-0.011.17Earl had to die.Gar
-0.121.58Must..Find..Jodie..Fosterscullyman5000
0.141.50gelatin in your arterial wallPreloggy
0.631.32Thank you, Cleavland!scullyman5000
0.661.37Whipped cream in the bloodstreamDave Hemming
1.211.56Simplify, Simplify, Semper FiDave Hemming
0.881.42lower mental casePreloggy
-0.171.85Pictures of matchstick men and Earlscullyman5000
0.051.18Oysters on the Open RangeSoren
0.291.36Wild elephantitis of the Serenghettiscullyman5000
0.451.24Razing AlabamaDave Hemming
-0.281.52masticating on your meat farmPreloggy
-0.161.43I'm proud to be a cold minor's motherscullyman5000
0.391.08love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweetKodiak
0.261.47Abbatoir-a-go-goPirate
0.681.26Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerantDave Hemming
-0.191.18stained presidential cabinetPreloggy
0.261.12Glass and StealGar
-0.241.32malignant, greasy tumors in your colonPreloggy
0.421.23crankase full of sheep dipPreloggy
-0.221.32flaccid cheese sauce on your tacoPreloggy
-0.211.11Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1Pirate
0.171.30Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2Pirate
0.151.62It's Stab-tastic 2.0Pirate
-0.241.22itchy fingers on the goPreloggy
-0.101.68road rash hash (Soren)Soren
-0.201.58Bisquick in my BIOSzenmaster
-0.041.85road rash hash (ChickenCow)ChickenCow
-0.261.29Ignore the tiny crop circles in your ciliam_cammarano
0.131.34arctic circle jerkChickenCow
0.041.28C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop...ChickenCow
0.221.42bag lady on your manicured lawnPreloggy
0.021.63Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite)m_cammarano
-0.941.69Out of charm's waym_cammarano
0.721.16Blame it on the boogeymanDave Hemming
0.240.95doctor in the house of pancakesPreloggy
0.211.69The jellied gristle in your giggle porridgem_cammarano
0.381.47sleazy weasles catch the measlesPreloggy
0.481.21SUV RadiationDave Hemming
0.451.31Befriend a bookGar
0.251.28Breaking the law.Gar
0.191.27Plump dumplings of moist bedevilmentm_cammarano
-1.061.87Maximum schnitzel overdrivem_cammarano
-0.301.39tokyo cheese nipsPreloggy
0.391.40Crouching Tigger, Hidden KangaDave Hemming
0.361.14Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite)Dave Hemming
0.191.38tepid pool of your own filthPreloggy
0.611.75Soothing salve for sore funnybonesm_cammarano
0.160.88 wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless)Temperance
-0.091.18wholly cowEnriquez
0.151.49that's not special sauceEnriquez
0.131.11my yo-yo could write a better comicTemperance
-0.431.74mullet the blue skyEnriquez
-0.431.21the silence will destroy you....loudly.Hipgnosis
-0.301.43all your freebase belong to gusPreloggy
0.101.65ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2ChickenCow
-0.312.58I know, I know... it's vile.ChickenCow
-0.201.24anoraknophobia diagnosisTemperance
0.241.50my computer's silicon implantTemperance
-0.181.34submitted for your approvalPreloggy
-0.451.47Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausagesm_cammarano
0.001.16Bar Stool SampleDave Hemming
-0.131.13my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing!ChickenCow
0.351.05crouching kitten, hidden meaningPreloggy
0.311.78sirius discussion about uranusTemperance
-0.241.17West of the tacosDave Hemming
0.251.35fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar)Gar
-0.381.41fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink)m_cammarano
-0.511.39fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez styleEnriquez
0.321.50Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scullyscullyman5000
-0.551.08loose lip sync shipsEnriquez
0.511.06All Dogs Go to OvenDave Hemming
-0.691.41marvel my assPreloggy
-0.401.26mackin' economicsHipgnosis
-0.501.23e pluribus eunichPreloggy
-0.322.12muffin-shaped puffinSquad Car
0.501.42It's a sick, sick worldGar
0.051.52The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond!Squad Car
0.961.53Mary Catherine Digs MargarineSquad Car
0.051.29...makes baby Jesus cryTemperance
-0.181.62dot compostPreloggy
0.051.33birdie in the blenderTemperance
0.031.12tips for teensPreloggy
0.011.43Mountain StewGar
0.071.14Geek grrls make fun of my floppy diskm_cammarano
0.551.55Capybara chimichangam_cammarano
-0.152.20Lemon Pledge driveHouse of Eeyore
0.392.03My little Jack ChickadeeSquad Car
0.371.58Rene Descartes BlancHouse of Eeyore
-0.011.57Orangina Proudly Presents My AssHouse of Eeyore
0.141.43warm cream on your overcoatPreloggy
-0.091.59cheese with your industrial disesePreloggy
0.071.26Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite)Soren
0.231.32eyes cream coneTemperance
-0.381.11Peta Pita Pitter PatterHipgnosis
0.401.16wyatt earp'ed in the saddle againTemperance
0.181.10itchy tush, smelly fingersPreloggy
0.521.45flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck)Preloggy
-0.142.19smelly bait for your first mateSoren
1.431.53and your little dog, tooVaca
1.151.40white man's bourbonHangdog
-0.211.49bang a gongGar
0.320.93squatting on linoleumPreloggy
0.521.57openRMCS #2872herpules
0.131.02openRMCS #2780herpules
-0.031.82openRMCS #2068herpules
0.091.82the vacuous veins of villianyPreloggy
0.671.17make mine minkGar
0.581.32the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedyVaca
-0.221.80left my religion in my other pantsPreloggy
-0.241.54hop along vaselineChickenCow
0.221.22speed bumps in your underwearPreloggy
0.411.11more peeps humor (I use the term loosely)ChickenCow
-0.021.59fisticuffmanshipChickenCow
0.191.41largish, lavish living roomSquad Car
-0.201.21blasting cap on the un-funny bombgroovintodigweed
0.671.26the cruel crawling foamVaca
0.581.39the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutesgroovintodigweed
-0.061.11truman capote's a human coyoteHangdog
0.151.15a pound of fleshVaca
-0.151.96pat faxes flat taxesherpules
0.171.03A coffee break for SisyphusDave Hemming
0.151.17plop, plop, fizz, whizPreloggy
-0.051.33days of future gas passedPreloggy
0.011.09bunt with your c*ntChickenCow
0.641.21Fighting the prophylaxis powersm_cammarano
-0.281.20big man on compassPreloggy
-0.230.84mangling participleszenmaster
0.081.54Boo says...What???zenmaster
0.151.01iambic rants in latex pantstwin4fifteez
-0.441.47beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM)twin4fifteez
-0.171.66leave 'em alone, williams?Vaca
0.271.45drop your goo on the looPreloggy
0.431.60the pungent aroma of the permanent comagroovintodigweed
0.521.10dancing to that apocalypso beatVaca
-0.031.12oakenfold origamigroovintodigweed
-0.031.49newly reformulated and lemony-freshVaca
0.090.95the tremulous heights of inanityVaca
-0.161.76the resurrected building of wisened subservienceHouse of Eeyore
0.231.42Seduced by the dork side of the farceJohntheAuthor
-0.341.75The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing againJohntheAuthor
0.061.09California brown-out rollsSquad Car
-0.121.39semi self-concious, fully self-delusionalSquad Car
0.851.34the contagion spreads inexorablyVaca
1.361.55roto-rooter roustaboutSoren
0.601.17helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104)Temperance
0.251.21the secret gordonDave Hemming
0.091.06flummoxed flan lummoxHouse of Eeyore
0.301.09pickled midgets campaigning for tooth carePreloggy
0.771.22blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiverVaca
0.761.18livin' la vida lo-calRakfink
-0.151.77OpenRMCS #4312Soren
-0.171.41flogging further the feline fallenherpules
-0.202.12lord, please forgive me for what I am about to postSoren
0.601.07scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplaceTemperance
-0.261.63gloating over Kosher gonadsPreloggy
0.321.18we all live in a yellow sub's latrinegroovintodigweed
0.641.33turn your head andy kauf, manSquad Car
0.011.17getting jiggy with cousin itHipgnosis
0.501.38open toad water moccasinsRakfink
-0.041.14a pot of lips nowPreloggy
0.091.33a million tiny voices demanding to be heardVaca
-0.041.13Torpedos in SpeedosRakfink
0.541.26exhibiting frustration towards one crustaceanRakfink
0.341.16empty gravy boatsPreloggy
0.341.37cruising for a bruising on the autobahnannagroovintodigweed
0.401.01new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved!Hipgnosis
-0.101.28the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewriteVaca
0.411.01dairy full of rewritesHouse of Eeyore
0.461.13kappa cow gang-purgetwin4fifteez
0.021.05letting the pox guarding the zenhouseHouse of Eeyore
-0.541.74banana slug frappétwin4fifteez
0.091.23pedestrian at best. version 3.0groovintodigweed
0.191.01for he's a folly good jelloHouse of Eeyore
0.651.14plaster disasterVaca
0.641.42stars upon thars'Soren
-0.361.30pulling muscles from MichellePreloggy
-0.101.33the norman fell ratioSquad Car
-0.411.13converting to the preachedPreloggy
-0.091.37spam on the lamPreloggy
0.451.18OpenRMCS #4641Soren
0.101.36slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door).Rakfink
0.071.19toluene in your fog machinetwin4fifteez
-0.201.25it's all downhill from hereVaca
-0.171.46Spam on the lam, woah black bettyDave Hemming
0.051.78spam on van dammeherpules
0.191.34spam of the la....just listened to a commentgroovintodigweed
0.241.24my kingdom for a couple bucksVaca
0.121.27riddle me this, batmanVaca
-0.221.38Say that we're sweethearts again!JillSwift
-0.030.9610 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funnygroovintodigweed
-0.351.28pop tarts for your blowholePreloggy
0.381.42subcutaneous humor gets under my skinJillSwift
0.101.23regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline.groovintodigweed
0.071.29lemme give this shower thang a shotVaca
0.091.07balance of power showerDave Hemming
-0.041.29shower failureSquad Car
0.271.12flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest)Temperance
-0.201.29old gag, new trixDave Hemming
0.331.46blender bender rerenderzenmaster
0.691.243600 seconds in an hour (old Open)Reoer
0.611.18and you're gonna float there and like itherpules
-0.121.67Return to Balti-S'mores!Squad Car
-0.211.33pitch a little woo, low and outsidePreloggy
-0.401.30links on your e-motionsPreloggy
0.041.18voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctorsHouse of Eeyore
-0.071.67extraordinarily popular delusionsherpules
0.141.20she swiped the peace pipeReoer
0.281.19fry the fanny for your nannyPreloggy
0.261.26getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand.Rakfink
-0.581.73post ilness reconstructionalismJillSwift
-0.191.37I know you are, but what am I?Preloggy
0.131.28Shower repost to take it off Temp's handsReoer
0.271.11may we do with?Andrew K Suber
0.181.19three dog fight (edit)Vaca
0.541.36carp shootSquad Car
0.281.07scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one moreVaca
0.121.34sugarglider bee sting smilegroovintodigweed
0.071.20the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tipsTom Swift
0.651.53damaged godsDave Hemming
0.661.48PostmortemismVorro
-0.190.89walking erectPreloggy
-0.271.27curious curio of carnageTemperance
-0.181.56springs and barrels of outrageous foreskinReoer
-0.161.33Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girlgroovintodigweed
0.361.16here's looking at you, KITTVaca
0.711.58republican party in my pants, and everyone's indictedherpules
0.021.29men, i'm eminemHangdog
0.261.34we'll always have parasitesVaca
0.441.17rock over london, rock on chicagoVaca
-0.032.10hungry hungry herpesherpules
0.181.29cheers to spearsHouse of Eeyore
0.441.53omnes gentes plauditeGar
-0.331.28Sippin' on Gin and Juice SoupMinja
0.201.28Gremlin Fever! Catch It!Minja
0.641.33natural born pillars of the communityherpules
0.381.43rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skullsHangdog
0.151.54a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheadsHouse of Eeyore
0.201.28we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouseHangdog
-0.031.48101 Claymations, Take 2Minja
0.051.41cyanoacrylate neonateSquad Car
0.321.73pretty as a pitcherSquad Car
0.181.46The Dukes of EarlVorro
0.061.40Yellow snow bunniesVorro
0.081.22on-going bongo-ingHangdog
-0.121.56give me a desk jobPreloggy
0.181.56eat bugsherpules
0.061.38steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bitsSquad Car
-0.111.10requiescat in pace carDave Hemming
0.091.08rolling down the river of blood IIVaca
0.241.12my beer gets more head than i doTemperance
0.321.22Stripey pygmy zebra molluscsBagHead
0.741.39bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung referencesherpules
1.261.34Hulk just want to GET SMASHEDBagHead
0.081.25There's a revised pantoum in your sestinaBagHead
0.161.28The agony and, well, the agonyBagHead
0.541.79a little ditty 'bout jackin' dianeSquad Car
0.691.35Billy bass boatBagHead
0.301.24speak softly and carry a big bullhornVaca
-0.492.07hey, what's this "save" button do...herpules
0.151.33eeyorian cancerHouse of Eeyore
0.191.34time travel pair o' docsDave Hemming
0.091.23burn baby burn (in my disco inferno)Vaca
-0.161.17farts of naturehappyboy
0.361.22born to run in terrorVaca
0.011.54A clone again, naturallyPreloggy
0.111.28playboy vs. the gay boygroovintodigweed
-0.031.07voyage au bout de la nuitAndrew K Suber
0.081.58get your dander up for the loving cupJamie
-0.301.95don't lick bjork in angerherpules
-0.111.37silky anger (rewrite)Andrew K Suber
-0.051.04terror for the terrierTemperance
0.061.11legions of 'wegians from the boreal regionsHangdog
0.431.08stain pimple toilets in concertDave Hemming
0.241.28the bridgework of miami-dade countyVaca
0.281.36what would jesus do for a klondike bar?House of Eeyore
-0.081.29A square pig in a round holeBagHead
-0.151.46the swellegant universeJamie
0.231.31pappa roach hotel californiaHangdog
0.291.32There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphoneBagHead
0.251.32comic strip teaseTom Swift
0.351.38felonious monkAndrew K Suber
0.161.23Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floorBagHead
-0.061.33is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh)Vaca
0.141.68first clown in after the big top falls, i guess...Hangdog
0.121.41starting the squealing processHouse of Eeyore
0.121.49We all live in a Meatball SubmarineVorro
0.301.24yuletide yamsDr. Roliman
-0.411.49wagon wheels when we wishDr. Roliman
-0.211.59Morning Radio gag stealDave Hemming
0.081.39Charles MonroeVorro
0.301.27That's one large french fryBagHead
0.281.09evil to the corpsVaca
-0.171.36Pond scum on the surface of the mindBagHead
-0.111.45touch me I'm DickVaca
0.281.30There's a tractor on my ballsBagHead
0.241.33row row row your bloat, vacaVaca
0.541.33jihad a baby it's a boyHouse of Eeyore
0.161.42Peek a Boo! Part twoPreloggy
-0.091.12TV be thy GuidePreloggy
-0.221.33Melted Choco-shorts 2.0Pirate
-0.131.23Parasites beats two pairPreloggy
-0.121.25flowers for algebraPreloggy
-0.111.32armpit gravyPreloggy
-0.071.66teen esprit de corpsVorro
-0.191.15darryl licked the derelictsHouse of Eeyore
0.411.30Never Rub Another Man's RhubarbPreloggy
-0.631.71thinking man's bidetm_cammarano
0.321.10You know, ze monkey schtuffBagHead
-0.261.71I've gotta take a Cheese WhizPreloggy
0.021.34Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park PlaceAfgncaap
-0.141.56Open 6099: X-men!Afgncaap
0.271.00white wine spritzer for your underage sistergroovintodigweed
0.661.38Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasiBernt Pancreas
0.241.33Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead HorseBernt Pancreas
-0.181.37Tie me up and call me spanky!Afgncaap
0.271.48With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis)Bernt Pancreas
0.361.17Zoot suit scoot boogieBagHead
0.521.43weird scenes inside Rube GoldbergBernt Pancreas
0.731.66Open 9430: Purge of GlurgeBernt Pancreas
0.181.14Atomically correctBagHead
-0.090.96Rocky and KabulwinklePreloggy
0.281.52comedy set to warped factor 10Tom Swift
0.021.28Inspected by number 9...number 9...BagHead
0.001.10the pause that refreshesschizoguy
0.341.26Glengary, Glen CampbellBernt Pancreas
0.141.45running to the beating of a different bullyBernt Pancreas
0.281.09The milk of human blindnessDave Hemming
-0.451.90the fox and the honda (clarification)Vaca
0.521.15delusions of adequacyVaca
0.121.45Dairy air from your derriereVorro
0.831.12ending your banging with a whimperBernt Pancreas
1.271.52The Agony and the X-BoxBernt Pancreas
-0.371.20ho ho ho, green giantChickenCow
0.631.06If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth VaderPreloggy
0.611.51Bali jai alaiSquad Car
0.641.47the eyes of Blistex are upon youBernt Pancreas
0.131.48Me and my ShadenfreundeBernt Pancreas
0.111.12ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree)Vaca
0.061.31desultory defecationsMingelover
0.321.45hep a brotha ootChickenCow
-0.351.37veja duMingelover
0.011.50silly strands of semenMingelover
-0.261.56shouting obscenities at deaf peopleMingelover
0.591.17toasting a toad's turdsgroovintodigweed
0.011.45fun for the whole pharmacyherpules
0.311.19I remember dioramaBernt Pancreas
0.331.07having a fling with a cold chicken winggroovintodigweed
0.021.41grown up klismaphilia listzenmaster
-0.401.12-1 for unoriginal taglineKodiak
0.311.06Killing the instant messenger for the messageBernt Pancreas
-0.141.09defunct debaucheryMingelover
0.231.28nosecandylandVorro
0.231.02defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit)Preloggy
0.271.08defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build)Bernt Pancreas
0.301.13christmas evilMingelover
0.411.02I Can't Believe It's Not ButtocksPreloggy
-0.041.15the white elephant of comedyVaca
-0.110.93Deck the Halls with Santa's BallsPreloggy
0.421.10Spanking the baboon's bottomBagHead
0.061.13Chattanooga cheshire chimichangaBagHead
-0.111.07spleen is a thing with feathersOrganLeroy
0.771.44Leggo My EgoPreloggy
0.271.00Ooo! That smarts.Afgncaap
-0.242.13Ooo! That smarts (Vaca).Vaca
0.261.29Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion)BagHead
-0.121.13Civilization and its malcontentsBagHead
0.411.38Open 9554: refreshing Necro WafersBernt Pancreas
0.311.28Meet your own build (revised)BagHead
1.301.32Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over)Dave Hemming
-0.191.26helter skeletorherpules
0.741.70Atlas FartedVorro
0.161.10Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition)Bernt Pancreas
0.351.12Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED)BagHead
-0.121.49Tobey or not Tobey MaguirePreloggy
0.371.19Tequila MockingbirdTom Swift
0.451.21Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix)Vorro
0.171.56Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire)Bernt Pancreas
0.131.27vodka mockingbirdHouse of Eeyore
0.141.03camels that love to humpgroovintodigweed
0.221.62scorbutical shenanigansMingelover
0.061.16alas, babblezenmaster
0.261.16No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
0.261.44tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it)Vaca
0.721.23Best weed in the shireBagHead
0.241.07soldier of fortune cookie (revisited)Bernt Pancreas
0.231.50as fresh as the day it was abortedMingelover
0.301.27Flurries of FlatulenceNightengail
0.261.09Lord of the Nipple ringsPreloggy
0.330.97crazed and defused (rewrite)Mingelover
-0.151.58The Fountain HidPreloggy
0.561.31incensed and pepper sprayedBernt Pancreas
0.301.14comes in your mouth, not in your handsVaca
-0.211.50talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck]Vaca
-0.301.42He shoots, he scarsPreloggy
0.320.94welcome to the karaoke machineNightengail
0.741.35Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtumBagHead
0.361.08short stack of sorrowcakesHouse of Eeyore
0.951.54more fetid than feted (4th revised)Reverend Toast
0.201.28Slipped DiscworldBernt Pancreas
-0.121.20beat your own meatTom Swift
-0.211.45float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infectionReverend Toast
0.321.12Peon, Piaf- The Peer!Bernt Pancreas
-0.111.15Build your own damn meatBagHead
0.111.18Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED)BagHead
-0.571.59the vague fugueMingelover
0.321.12Vague in the HagueDave Hemming
-0.151.59chevy vaguezenmaster
0.270.87The Quiet StormtrooperNightengail
-0.801.65There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised)Reverend Toast
-0.551.98vague in William HagueTom Swift
0.471.36Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hitsBagHead
0.121.25Do not look directly at the funny.Reverend Toast
-0.381.52Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?Reverend Toast
-0.731.43Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised)Reverend Toast
-0.131.04perfect tetris does not a perfect man make.Reverend Toast
-0.151.05building a nude world orderTom Swift
0.461.25Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017)BagHead
0.070.97gives baby jesus gasherpules
0.291.22it's got a good beat and you can dance to itVaca
-0.071.05act-fancer cybernetic hyper weaponMingelover
-0.031.29debits and credits in the ledger of lovegroovintodigweed
0.611.33The Steve Jackson FiveSoren
-0.131.16i immune gen, an a loose yaMingelover
0.020.82a caper on paperMingelover
-0.701.68Piercing Abe VigodaReverend Toast
-0.101.22you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for twoTom Swift
0.490.95Vanilla thunder and spleen boyBagHead
0.600.91Temporary inanityBagHead
-0.701.68the truth about pussy and bitchesSquad Car
-0.101.25stained and deliveredMingelover
0.021.60No comprende the endePreloggy
-0.051.04deadly game of cat and blenderherpules
-0.071.40one for the honey, two for the ho ho hoTom Swift
0.311.30If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil itBagHead
-0.451.15moo-ve alongVaca
-0.251.45A Mootiful BindPreloggy
0.580.91Winchester CatheterizationBernt Pancreas
0.641.19look upon my works and despiseBernt Pancreas
0.471.37Ventriloquism for DummiesPreloggy
-0.111.01greatest thing since briced sleadMingelover
-0.191.34jukebox for mimesBernt Pancreas
0.111.46The empire smokes crackpete
0.071.06No Brainers Give Me HeadachesPreloggy
0.321.10Stuck in a runaway grocery cartBagHead
0.091.72My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED)pete
0.811.32burning the night awayVaca
0.041.36wheeler dealer coldsore healerqlewless1
0.151.40jehovah's witness in contempt of courtGar
0.241.37the five-egg comedy omeletteVaca
0.211.20writing a wrongMingelover
-3.241.21whoooooReverend Toast
-0.031.10Stay a while, oenophileDeath Goat
0.291.15comedy from beyondVaca
0.190.87spit up on by Jeffy, age 2Bernt Pancreas
0.131.43Nat King ColdDeath Goat
-0.161.17trickle-down urinomicsVaca
-0.171.49A Dutiful GrindJamie
0.051.47where have all your base gone? long time passing...herpules
0.041.27Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor YawnBernt Pancreas
-0.141.06The show about nothingBagHead
-0.301.39digests readerMingelover
0.141.21Trojan WhoresDeath Goat
0.311.32I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831)BagHead
0.241.08spotty behinds through mini blinds.Rakfink
0.251.09vapid vendetta against an ex named Gretagroovintodigweed
0.171.02Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832)BagHead
-0.041.29Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose.Afgncaap
0.120.88putting the coarse before the heartBernt Pancreas
-0.101.43Flummox the lummoxPreloggy
0.121.21Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling)Politas
-0.021.23U2 can be annoyingPreloggy
-0.321.27meat the parentsMingelover
0.641.18dog day after dinner mintsBernt Pancreas
0.141.26Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328.Death Goat
0.241.37looks like a tacoDeath Goat
0.371.16Messily we masticateBagHead
0.211.16chocolate covered ant hillgroovintodigweed
0.281.20the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your foreheadBernt Pancreas
-0.061.32unguent for your engagement ring of fireBernt Pancreas
0.110.87mouse trap meat tenderizergroovintodigweed
-0.411.32La Don e RacheleDas Joe
0.321.29a nice pyromantic candlelight dinnerDeath Goat
0.151.29a whale is not a fish - it's an insectTom Swift
0.771.31q*bert questions the quarryHouse of Eeyore
0.241.40I put the F-U in fun (open 15195)BagHead
-0.371.41A Winter Haikuschizoguy
0.421.00cutty sark fist of removalBernt Pancreas
0.451.03a big bucketful of warm maple syrupDeath Goat
0.061.06hacking your hand off for the flying carBernt Pancreas
0.341.13Modifying the herbCameron
-0.071.27karmageddonMingelover
0.581.34halo round the hectacreHouse of Eeyore
0.081.14Damn her lewd minks (open 15085)BagHead
-0.121.48shaken not stirred