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-0.131.12ben hogan's heroesDeath Goat
-0.081.17inspector dim of the yardDeath Goat
-0.301.34sun-baked macaroni saladDeath Goat
-0.131.02not as fun as gargling lacquer thinner, but then, what is?Death Goat
-0.200.90aaaah, what a rush!Death Goat
-0.481.46comedy's black market chop shopDeath Goat
-0.591.14comedy's black market chop shop (revised)Death Goat
-0.401.01atom balmDeath Goat
-1.262.12Hanging Chad: the Porn King (the meme that refused to die)Death Goat
-0.811.09the mordant mystics' morning meetingDeath Goat
-0.551.08dwarf tossing for fun and profitDeath Goat
-0.411.09kinda like chugging three pints of maple syrupDeath Goat
-0.540.85kinda like being chased by a herd of rabid muppetsDeath Goat
-0.140.91hippo through the tulipsDeath Goat
-0.410.88the spirit of bris-masDeath Goat
-1.141.14paralyzed paradiddles (part I - Poe)Death Goat
-1.221.30paralyzed paradiddles (part II - Shakespeare)Death Goat
-0.281.17just two people short of a threesomeDeath Goat
-1.021.28too crude for the registry (pt. I)Death Goat
-0.451.14please call me uncle beef, I am new here.Death Goat
-0.230.94agar the horribleDeath Goat
-1.130.97the last case of spam in my bomb shelter (nepalese remix)Death Goat
-1.221.14loofahs for lepersDeath Goat
-1.101.40nothin' that a hot mocha enema wouldn't fixDeath Goat
-1.391.57nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fixDeath Goat
-0.861.92coming down the home retchDeath Goat
-0.621.41bloody vikings (attributions: Soren, DG, MMM, RMCS forum, Open 31231)Death Goat
-0.530.83I like my taglines like I like my womenDeath Goat
-0.620.92amadeus ex machinaDeath Goat
-0.830.88brace for the gut of godDeath Goat
-0.891.24yet another serving of buttered whaleDeath Goat
-1.401.60No need to use your brain, just put: "1 - hereyago"Death Goat
-0.460.91going to the cops' juice bar to see the tire stripDeath Goat
-0.410.83using the word "pustule" more by 8am than most people do all day (OpenDeath Goat
-1.021.50night of the living dead memeDeath Goat
-0.851.30lifestyles of the itchin' anusDeath Goat
-0.691.45rumble in the bung holeDeath Goat
-0.841.42I know, it's meta-crap; humor me.Death Goat
-1.041.35clanging a slam dunk off the rim of comedyDeath Goat
-1.110.86semi-automatic bird feeder (with swallow-point ammo)Death Goat
-1.530.91Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England (and his warts)Death Goat
-1.091.57a beefaroni diet for your concrete colonDeath Goat
-0.471.35pushing granny head-first down the slideDeath Goat
-0.620.97billiards self-help: cues for the cuelessDeath Goat
-0.651.04funeral march of marionette funicello (my take)Death Goat
-0.901.57Cabinet Sauvignon (had to be done)Death Goat
-1.331.00respirations of fame (my take)Death Goat
-1.302.50civilized people abhor mime warfareDeath Goat
-0.211.02pissed-off space penguinsDeath Goat
-0.941.91only one step ahead of the butterfly netsDeath Goat
-1.201.53israel vows to continue attacks on hummusDeath Goat
-0.921.44skeet shooting the winged homunuculi of fateDeath Goat
-0.641.41boobs on parade (my take)Death Goat
-0.421.29i'm coming over to your house with a big knifeDeath Goat
-0.770.85two-fisted braille pornography (goat-mix)Death Goat
-1.311.28undead unguent for your vitriolic veinsDeath Goat
-1.300.98the further adventures of toilet duckDeath Goat
-0.951.92the further adventures of the mighty toilet duckDeath Goat
-0.910.79the ingersolls of my shoesDeath Goat
-0.751.08my darling clemenstineDeath Goat
-0.991.82the cheek shall inherit the girthDeath Goat
-0.450.79desert search for techno allahDeath Goat
-0.140.98liza minelli's newest animatronic husbandDeath Goat
-2.282.00n xprnc n mnmlsmDeath Goat
-0.651.20out of sights, out of minesDeath Goat
-0.500.92curdled soy milkshakeDeath Goat
-0.431.27ignoramus and andyDeath Goat
-0.280.69the nuclear fission of joy divisionDeath Goat
-0.501.14every time you vote for bush, god kills a kittenDeath Goat
-0.580.60eternal solar eclipse of the thoughtless mindDeath Goat
-0.121.02eternal solar eclipse of the thoughtless mind (redo)Death Goat
-0.160.93phlegm cell researchDeath Goat
-0.221.04404 error: comedy not foundDeath Goat
-0.650.95404: comedy not found (abort, retry, fail?)Death Goat
-0.880.92holy macquereauDeath Goat
-2.151.10phrenology of the headless horsemanDeath Goat
-0.240.70emo philips head screwdriverDeath Goat
-0.730.64try me on for sighsDeath Goat
-0.131.06whippoorwill whirlpoolDeath Goat
-0.821.27heir pollution leads to acid reignDeath Goat
-0.340.91stretched-out sumo slingshotDeath Goat
-0.370.72a knocking sound on your barnacled bilge hatchDeath Goat
-0.260.85acrobat tights over your bomb sightsDeath Goat
-0.191.13the pigeon atop comedy's statueDeath Goat
-0.340.92spoon fever (redux)Death Goat
-0.251.30clique claque knickknackDeath Goat
-0.421.20the dark side of the borschtDeath Goat
-0.520.88a spoonful of meshuggeneh helps the medicine go downDeath Goat
-0.160.75booking a womb at the paris hiltonDeath Goat
-1.582.00calling area code 545Death Goat
-0.691.06unauthorized yogurt enemaDeath Goat
-0.281.50necrotizing love biteDeath Goat
-0.171.04iscariots of fireDeath Goat
-0.370.68graveyard gophers little league (my take)Death Goat
-0.261.08i found my thrill on benny hillDeath Goat
-0.631.12it is kisstomary to cuss the brideDeath Goat
-1.100.83kung fu grippeDeath Goat
-0.610.63the abbacadabra of scandinavian djinnsDeath Goat
-0.900.90the bread will rise on yeaster sundayDeath Goat

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