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1.601.76The FallNat
1.441.60pistil whipped honey slutCameron
1.431.55ragtime in the rumpus roomSoren
1.411.69chafin' like a bearChickenCow
1.361.71and your little dog, tooVaca
1.301.66phlegm for everybodyHorselover Fat
1.291.76roto-rooter roustaboutSoren
1.272.28dangerous lesionsVeep
1.241.52Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over)The Light In Chains
1.211.66The Agony and the X-BoxBernt Pancreas
1.181.54Hulk just want to GET SMASHEDBagHead
1.181.76the toothbrush in your candy stashVaca
1.181.35thirty percent louder by volumebongthegong
1.141.74Simplify, Simplify, Semper FiThe Light In Chains
1.121.71It's not the whining, it's the taking partThe Light In Chains
1.091.59white man's bourbonHangdog
1.081.82twice-tripped on frozen formal wearCameron
1.051.43Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse.Nuke-Marine
1.031.71what goes upThe Light In Chains
1.031.55slim jims for chubby checker(post crash)Bernt Pancreas
1.011.59hoedown ditty shameSquad Car
1.001.85Daring Computer Guy - Works Without an InternetPreloggy
0.991.62not sold in stores at any priceCrisper Than Thou
0.981.27Stalking the wily memeThe Light In Chains
0.981.41venomous verbal vomitMingelover
0.981.75Bringing pufferfish to the potluckThe Light In Chains
0.961.52Mary Catherine Digs MargarineSquad Car
0.961.10frogs in my clogsMingelover
0.961.76lawn darts in your sensitive partsIpso Facto
0.951.90Buzz and BeakNat
0.951.54more fetid than feted (4th revised)Reverend Toast
0.951.69why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free?Soren
0.951.35le batman, c'est moiBernt Pancreas
0.951.10Unidentified crying objectACog
0.941.55the phoenix that rose from my roach bowlgroovintodigweed
0.931.35vaya con gameBernt Pancreas
0.931.35space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo)Death Goat
0.931.48singing pentagramBernt Pancreas
0.931.52C. Everett Koop Doggy DoggStikyIcky
0.931.73silly-string theoryBernt Pancreas
0.931.56Loose Goo on the LooPreloggy
0.911.18subterranean homesick blues cluesSquad Car
0.911.15The Habbit: High and Back AgainThe Light In Chains
0.901.42lower mental casePreloggy
0.891.51Play Misty for Mr. MiyagiSquad Car
0.890.83edmund mozzarella fitzgeraldTorgo
0.880.95dumb. dumber. urkel.craeze
0.871.89Oblivious to the ObviousPreloggy
0.861.32the contagion spreads inexorablyVaca
0.851.36burning the night awayVaca
0.851.03please pass the sarin gasgroovintodigweed
0.841.32Open repost 1: Even Jesus Hates Creedmarkdiscordia
0.840.99Ode: On the Death of a Favorite Cat, Drowned in a Milkman's TubStikyIcky
0.841.51the bukkake of comedyVaca
0.841.72This comic has no tagline, just words and a tune. (re-post)poe117
0.841.18Top Contender For Front Ender Fender Bender (54702)The Open Marauder
0.831.81One Size Fits AllSoren
0.831.12ending your banging with a whimperBernt Pancreas
0.831.1750 credit hours in collageBagHead
0.831.00skewered view of the fountainbleuHouse of Eeyore
0.811.50Golden YearsDevilman
0.811.26tingleberry tackle boxAndrew K Suber
0.801.39I got two zebras for christmasBagHead
0.800.94bald faced eaglelordstatik
0.801.17Suicide Jumpers Leave a Lasting ImpressionPreloggy
0.791.33q*bert questions the quarryHouse of Eeyore
0.782.1324/7Glitch!
0.771.21blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiverVaca
0.771.17livin' la vida lo-calRakfink
0.771.50The mad Hatter's E-partyInteresting Steve
0.771.30Like Water for Postum (open #37890)Xopher
0.761.42Leggo My EgoPreloggy
0.751.32Skidmarks From Your Brain FartsPianoDemon
0.741.47sasquatch where your going!scullyman5000
0.741.70Atlas FartedVorro
0.741.46Deep thoughtsGar
0.741.39bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung referencesherpules
0.741.45Abscess makes the heart grow fungusInteresting Steve
0.741.07transsexual pests spayed and neuteredOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.741.01Dry Toast in your DependsThe Hanged Man
0.731.66Open 9430: Purge of GlurgeBernt Pancreas
0.731.24in home trial by jurySquad Car
0.731.49Swinging from a hanging bandolierJmillius
0.731.54This Is The Optimus Primevalmarkdiscordia
0.731.24RU486: the get smart drugSquad Car
0.731.26Cthulhu's table linen (My Open#44645)Wolfrick
0.721.15Blame it on the boogeymanThe Light In Chains
0.721.12Nelson MandolaInteresting Steve
0.720.94missouri loves companyCaptain Annoying
0.711.22Best weed in the shireBagHead
0.711.60100 percent of the voteJamie
0.711.12This Low-Balling's A-SnowballingChris Bourke
0.701.56pipe bomb dreamsPreloggy
0.701.40You Hate My Tag, and My Strip. Guess I'm Old and Not Too HipPreloggy
0.701.24get your goat, you've pulledInteresting Steve
0.691.47don't bury me, i'm not deadHITTKD
0.691.35Billy bass boatBagHead
0.691.58republican party in my pants, and everyone's indictedherpules
0.691.233600 seconds in an hour (old Open)Reoer
0.691.48Clash of the TitiansInteresting Steve
0.690.99Melanoma on the Skin of His TeethPreloggy
0.681.48A big helping of salvation in every biteDevilman
0.681.25Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerantThe Light In Chains
0.681.14plaster disasterVaca
0.681.46PostmortemismVorro
0.681.41Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtumBagHead
0.681.16premoistened pantsBernt Pancreas
0.681.28looking forward to that hot steve/tam baby-makin' actionPete B
0.681.22laxative chocolates for compulsive eaterstherandomthink
0.681.21That distinctive yip of feral poodlesThe Hanged Man
0.671.17make mine minkGar
0.672.04Snapping pennants over the napping penitentsThe Light In Chains
0.671.55It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.Gar
0.671.26the cruel crawling foamVaca
0.671.52damaged godsThe Light In Chains
0.671.26look upon my works and despiseBernt Pancreas
0.671.16overexposed underwireChristopher Hart
0.671.05Today's #1 Hit - Power to the PeoplePreloggy
0.671.32extended wear contact high (modified open 62564)anvilingus
0.671.15speed bump in the parking lot of your mindopus
0.671.49bananarama republicpoe117
0.671.30Mission of Burma ShavePreloggy
0.661.38Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasiBernt Pancreas
0.661.36suffer, children, sufferPete B
0.651.38Whipped cream in the bloodstreamThe Light In Chains
0.651.41humor expectorant (spellcheck)Bernt Pancreas
0.651.57a momentary lack of rieslingBernt Pancreas
0.651.09ring 'n' run at death's door (open audition 62009)Simian Farmer
0.651.11tainted with oilZeener Diode
0.641.47the eyes of Blistex are upon youBernt Pancreas
0.641.33turn your head andy kauf, manSquad Car
0.641.21Fighting the prophylaxis powersm_cammarano
0.641.31natural born pillars of the communityherpules
0.641.18dog day after dinner mintsBernt Pancreas
0.641.18who run bartertown?Bernt Pancreas
0.641.11a first comic for the second timeConrad Zaar
0.641.56Axis Sally Strutherspoe117
0.641.20stained sheet lightning (open 41642)craeze
0.631.44stars upon thars'Soren
0.631.32Thank you, Cleavland!scullyman5000
0.631.06If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth VaderPreloggy
0.630.96Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Gary GlitterTom Swift
0.631.69A tagline must have a comicThe Hanged Man
0.630.81alexei sayles taxBernt Pancreas
0.631.44Figgy Pop PuddingPreloggy
0.630.93Pudding on the Ritztherandomthink
0.621.56smells like white spiritTom Swift
0.611.55Bali jai alaiSquad Car
0.611.75Soothing salve for sore funnybonesm_cammarano
0.611.31The Steve Jackson FiveSoren
0.610.95Temporary inanityBagHead
0.611.23am I the only one who notices Dan's nametag is backwards?Pete B
0.611.02single cel phoned organismsBernt Pancreas
0.611.23You Say Goodbye, and I say Oh Hell!Preloggy
0.611.31no guts, no goryInteresting Steve
0.611.23Narco PoloThe Hanged Man
0.601.18toasting a toad's turdsgroovintodigweed
0.601.07scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplaceTemperance
0.601.17helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104)Temperance
0.600.96Winchester CatheterizationBernt Pancreas
0.601.36halo round the hectacreHouse of Eeyore
0.601.38Burt Reynolds Wrappoe117
0.601.40The eyeball floating in your highballIpso Facto
0.601.23mesh ball mess hall (open 44926)lordstatik
0.591.20and you're gonna float there and like itherpules
0.591.35The tip-off of an Emo Philips ripofftodcra
0.591.51Cringin' in the rainravgames
0.591.10coupons in the collection platelordstatik
0.591.09doomed from the start (6184)The Open Marauder
0.591.35Obama Where Art Thou?Preloggy
0.591.03Driving with an expired license to killTorgo
0.581.32the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedyVaca
0.580.98when a man loves a wombat (not asleep)Bernt Pancreas
0.581.39the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutesgroovintodigweed
0.581.20Verbal punching bag.Gar
0.581.34carp shootSquad Car
0.580.97Harassment means nothing to me either (my take on 4356)Gar
0.581.57pentagons, hexagons, and epigoneJmillius
0.581.23lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo)Death Goat
0.581.37Monkey for old ropeInteresting Steve
0.581.18Sic semper tyrannosaurusBagHead
0.581.02Barbie Needs a Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
0.581.15I'm Following Tweety BirdPreloggy
0.571.33incensed and pepper sprayedBernt Pancreas
0.571.16myanmar shaveBernt Pancreas
0.570.98ammonia aromatherapy for the unconsciousBernt Pancreas
0.571.06Attention K-Mart shopliftersravgames
0.571.19yeast inflectionInteresting Steve
0.571.14those who live in glass palaces shouldn't stow thronescraeze
0.561.97version the last no reallyrictus hep
0.561.57Sucking the marrow out of lifeVeep
0.561.09dancing to that apocalypso beatVaca
0.561.53any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidentalPete B
0.561.48I killed the starship enterprise (Open:25271)Death Goat
0.561.69Pride and Extreme Prejudice, director's cutThe Hanged Man
0.561.40popping up for air and nachosVaca
0.561.63the tink tink of metal plates in first placeNuke-Marine
0.551.55Capybara chimichangam_cammarano
0.551.18winter hookers are snow blowersDeath Goat
0.551.28the expansion and collapse of the accordian empireBernt Pancreas
0.551.62Drop dead, gorgeousInteresting Steve
0.551.27canned food drive for the recently canned.lordstatik
0.551.01big truffle in little ChinaInteresting Steve
0.551.30What's the frequency, Kenneth?Wags
0.541.79a little ditty 'bout jackin' dianeSquad Car
0.541.25exhibiting frustration towards one crustaceanRakfink
0.541.27The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover MeatThe Light In Chains
0.541.33jihad a baby it's a boyHouse of Eeyore
0.541.27pretzel lodgersBernt Pancreas
0.541.17don't fear the reeperbahnBernt Pancreas
0.541.24The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Againtodcra
0.541.04pre-emptive dyke (well from what I can remember)Mingelover
0.540.83The Brucie bonus!Interesting Steve
0.541.24Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo)Valseregwen
0.541.03Lovin' the Time of CholeraACog
0.540.78Panama C AnalPreloggy
0.531.29tactile rorschach testBernt Pancreas
0.531.37Puppies: free to good home, make excellent moving targetsJmillius
0.531.13Down-lined flak jacketsJmillius
0.531.07The side effect you least expectIpso Facto
0.521.15delusions of adequacyVaca
0.521.57openRMCS #2872herpules
0.521.43weird scenes inside Rube GoldbergBernt Pancreas
0.521.45flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck)Preloggy
0.521.14your reptilian ancestor, editVaca
0.520.98lunch lady of the nightBernt Pancreas
0.521.48merkin she wroteBernt Pancreas
0.521.33Stumping for BushPreloggy
0.521.06Last of the red hot pokers (Slight re-write)Interesting Steve
0.521.15He Murdered Her for Her Bad Breath - Hence the Scopes TrialPreloggy
0.521.49I can't get no putrifactionInteresting Steve
0.521.63You're gonna be having dinner with GrouchoBagHead
0.511.05All Dogs Go to OvenThe Light In Chains
0.511.20lincoln logs for stinkin' hogsBernt Pancreas
0.511.26eye of the tae-bo (cleaned up)Bernt Pancreas
0.511.10winken, blinken, and nod: achetypal junkies(open 25615)Bernt Pancreas
0.511.12Baseballs in your UnderallsSoren
0.511.33100 years of dignitudeCaptain Annoying
0.511.22Sickle Cell Anemia ElmoPreloggy
0.510.75Pubic OptionPreloggy
0.501.62bogus bovines beware balloonsPreloggy
0.501.42It's a sick, sick worldGar
0.501.37open toad water moccasinsRakfink
0.501.4123 December 2020: the year megahal became self-awareBernt Pancreas
0.501.54She pulled me in, hook, line, and chancre.Stonent
0.501.33putting the racecar out to studlordstatik
0.501.27The psychedelic hell of yellow bellsThe Hanged Man
0.500.68And Your Little God, Too.Preloggy
0.500.70Enter the Dragon from BehindPreloggy
0.500.43the umpire strikes backTorgo
0.491.45non nuclear family proliferation treatyPreloggy
0.491.09Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me HomicidalWags
0.490.82Throbbing Gristle On Your MisslePreloggy
0.481.12kappa cow gang-purgetwin4fifteez
0.481.50mustardseed lifesaver (original author, with tweaking)Pete B
0.481.06a penny for keeping your thoughts to yourselfPete B
0.481.18insane squirrels with gaping chest woundsJmillius
0.481.50Iraq my brainsThe Light In Chains
0.481.02trains, planes, and automatonsVaca
0.481.37Acid TablaInteresting Steve
0.481.31an ever-fixed skidmarkXopher
0.481.18lying on a bed of pudding skinsCruel_Meta
0.471.37Ventriloquism for DummiesPreloggy
0.471.22SUV RadiationThe Light In Chains
0.470.94Vanilla thunder and spleen boyBagHead
0.471.36the lazy dog builds a better fox trapBernt Pancreas
0.471.07no parking in the white zonePreloggy
0.471.14testicles swollen with prideBernt Pancreas
0.471.15mayonaise-filled pinataBernt Pancreas
0.471.23adjacent to your complete breakfastFlwyd
0.471.35free the Indy 500Tom Swift
0.470.88remains of the gay (dashed by popular demand)Mingelover
0.471.11My open audition 34... now lost forever (Originally posted by BP)Interesting Steve
0.471.13Turpentine in the Altar WineIpso Facto
0.471.26madrigal stonesInteresting Steve
0.471.09Half-Life of a TwinkiePianoDemon
0.461.21Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017)BagHead
0.461.38The Neutron Dancescullyman5000
0.461.34Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hitsBagHead
0.461.17rock over london, rock on chicagoVaca
0.461.10roving blood bank ATMPete B
0.461.33Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifthInteresting Steve
0.461.25hillbilly's souffleVaca
0.461.13random votes for hall and oatescraeze
0.461.00disaster relief for ant farmerslordstatik
0.461.50Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
0.461.39just another manic mondale (5151)The Open Marauder
0.461.67Keystone CoprolitesHangdog
0.460.84the tender teat of tediumChristopher Hart
0.461.00Rectal Meat ThermometerPreloggy
0.461.08Red Meat for DummiesNuke-Marine
0.451.20OpenRMCS #4641Soren
0.451.24Razing AlabamaThe Light In Chains
0.451.31Befriend a bookGar
0.451.20oh my god, it's full of porn stars (with clown)Bernt Pancreas
0.451.02a big bucketful of warm maple syrupDeath Goat
0.451.13milkwalking the green mileBernt Pancreas
0.451.09a mild groan, revisitedPete B
0.451.29Follow Your Hartford (2)Hysterical Woman
0.451.34Kidney Porn (107)The Open Marauder
0.450.93if i knew you were comin' i'd have faked the shakesCaptain Annoying
0.451.29Manga from HeavenInteresting Steve
0.451.35doofus and gallantpoe117
0.451.29I ain't a ghost of no FreudThe Hanged Man
0.441.60Fortified with 8 Essential Vitaminshappyboy
0.441.59fresh quirts for little squirtsDave Filippi
0.441.20Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix)Vorro
0.441.53omnes gentes plauditeGar
0.441.42Only the Good Cy Young (fixed)The Hanged Man
0.441.07mustard sally... guess you'd better hoe that mustard downcraeze
0.441.62The Solar Eclipse is a Cover-UpWags
0.440.66Can't Handle the ToothacheThe Hanged Man
0.431.72Smoking SwedesNat
0.431.14gizzards, gadzooks and gadfliesPreloggy
0.431.08stain pimple toilets in concertThe Light In Chains
0.431.11Spanking the baboon's bottomBagHead
0.431.46attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
0.431.31the spirit of bris-mas (rewrite)Death Goat
0.431.55Silly Wabbit. Matrix Aren't For KidsPreloggy
0.430.93bubonic colonicVorro
0.430.96misanthropic meanderingsSimian Farmer
0.431.16Parting ShotWags
0.430.84Pimpin' the Barbie yet againThe Hanged Man
0.421.81give it all a little pat of SATAN!rictus hep
0.421.23crankase full of sheep dipPreloggy
0.421.60the pungent aroma of the permanent comagroovintodigweed
0.421.00cutty sark fist of removalBernt Pancreas
0.421.36puts the oral in funeral (my take)The Light In Chains
0.421.98the guns n' roses circus sideshowVitamin X
0.421.63driving your cheese wheels down a one whey streetDeath Goat
0.421.16Bon Aniversaire au Vous! (my open #42191)Nuke-Marine
0.421.26internet philosophy: why-fipoe117
0.411.30Never Rub Another Man's RhubarbPreloggy
0.411.11more peeps humor (I use the term loosely)ChickenCow
0.411.02I Can't Believe It's Not ButtocksPreloggy
0.411.13the keg and iCameron
0.411.09Bad habit for humanityBagHead
0.411.17Giving Out Sausages for Halloween is Not KosherPreloggy
0.411.24Rainbow BlightSquad Car
0.411.29The Sound of One Hand Fappingmarkdiscordia
0.411.14Red, White and Blue CrossThe Hanged Man
0.411.06Laissez les bon temps repriseThe Light In Chains
0.411.08Hangnail and eyeInteresting Steve
0.411.07NecronomicondoThe Hanged Man
0.411.31Born-Again Kris KristoffersonSquad Car
0.401.00dairy full of rewritesHouse of Eeyore
0.401.14Hairway to Steven (used without permission)Preloggy
0.401.01new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved!Hipgnosis
0.401.37Open 9554: refreshing Necro WafersBernt Pancreas
0.401.16wyatt earp'ed in the saddle againTemperance
0.401.41subcutaneous humor gets under my skinJillSwift
0.401.42rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skullsHangdog
0.401.25david bowie knifeGar
0.401.15synapse firing squadFlwyd
0.401.13The slimy trail of snail mailJmillius
0.401.12backbeats for your sweetmeatsThe Light In Chains
0.401.02when a body meets a body passed out on ryeThe Light In Chains
0.401.21Cien anos de soledadStikyIcky
0.401.05jack in the pandora's boxPete B
0.401.10someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly.Pete B
0.401.21At the Chinese cooking school, everyone has beginner's duckravgames
0.401.50Don't put all your legs in one casketInteresting Steve
0.401.14Colonic immigrationInteresting Steve
0.401.03retro futurismVaca
0.400.95hoose boozekohne
0.401.03gag refluxThe Light In Chains
0.391.08love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweetKodiak
0.391.54You have the right to remain soylent.Horselover Fat
0.391.67"bacony" - resembling baconChickenCow
0.392.03My little Jack ChickadeeSquad Car
0.391.40Crouching Tigger, Hidden KangaThe Light In Chains
0.391.17Modifying the herbCameron
0.391.53the pasta for your rastaVaca
0.390.88spleeny: spleenlike, or pertaining to the spleenBernt Pancreas
0.391.17not so much bad taste as no taste at allPete B
0.391.12tofu soylent greenbongthegong
0.390.99the piranhas under your mistletoelordstatik
0.390.96Hat tip to AchewoodThe Light In Chains
0.391.32Leaves Falling on the MuckrakersPreloggy
0.381.33Secrete, SantaThe Light In Chains
0.381.47sleazy weasles catch the measlesPreloggy
0.381.41mens sala in corpore saloJamie
0.381.00hash house hoarierBernt Pancreas
0.381.01Throwing up in the bullpenBagHead
0.381.56jumpin' jack flatulenceBernt Pancreas
0.381.29tao jonesDeath Goat
0.381.33Swirling Evanescence on the Pimple of the Butt of LifeAfgncaap
0.381.40The Sword and the Spinal CordIpso Facto
0.381.62Jackhammer Back Massage (2002; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
0.371.58Rene Descartes BlancHouse of Eeyore
0.371.08i me mimeGar
0.371.16Messily we masticateBagHead
0.371.21It's an office in a submarine (Open 15133)BagHead
0.371.12Tales from the crips: Edited Open 23743The Light In Chains
0.371.53Don Van FilletSquad Car
0.371.77touched by an anvil (valenti mix)Vitamin X
0.371.03glovebox heroBernt Pancreas
0.371.22the horse flop on your laptopPete B
0.371.05Make rum for DaddySmoothP
0.371.28as rich as croesus, with twice the caloriesanvilingus
0.371.24The gnome is named Tony LonelyheartsBagHead
0.371.46Grand Theft Otto PremingerPreloggy
0.371.36the axle grease in your codpiecepoe117
0.371.11Girls Gone Wild at HeartPreloggy
0.361.90Climbing the herikostaidernomatonnAndrea.B.Previtera
0.361.50Birds turn brown and fall from trees.Gar
0.361.22born to run in terrorVaca
0.361.17Zoot suit scoot boogieBagHead
0.361.14Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite)The Light In Chains
0.361.15here's looking at you, KITTVaca
0.361.00Nam Daed No Em NrutPreloggy
0.361.31beef for keeftodcra
0.361.09follow the buffalo wings (open 44927)lordstatik
0.360.92gwar of the gworlds (12" remix)Captain Annoying
0.360.80port and beanspoe117
0.360.87Shrinking ViolenceThe Hanged Man
0.361.06The blurred photo of your pet dodoThe Hanged Man
0.351.42the cycle of life has no pedalsCrisper Than Thou
0.351.08Killing the instant messenger for the messageBernt Pancreas
0.351.15empty gravy boatsPreloggy
0.351.37hot bloodedVeep
0.351.83Z Score Heading South AgainPreloggy
0.351.38felonious monkAndrew K Suber
0.351.11short stack of sorrowcakesHouse of Eeyore
0.351.05crouching kitten, hidden meaningPreloggy
0.351.12Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED)BagHead
0.351.09playing with the playmate of the year (I wish)groovintodigweed
0.351.10this comic is to funny like Ike Turner is to caringgroovintodigweed
0.351.11Low-celestial spreadThe Light In Chains
0.351.21100 Million to Make Pluto Nash. 4.3 Million Return. There Goes My 401Preloggy
0.351.00filet klingon (open 34160)Torgo
0.351.03a brain trust of cosmic dustobc_spike
0.351.12I like my red meat clean (rated pg for penile grating)Nuke-Marine
0.351.11two-story oedipal complex for rentNuke-Marine
0.350.96writhing to the oldiesZeener Diode
0.351.10Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka!ShlomotheGreat
0.351.25Incontinental DriftInteresting Steve
0.351.09cream of the crapTorgo
0.351.14Origin of the Spices (unlicensed riff)The Hanged Man
0.351.20rage against the beguine, take 2Captain Annoying
0.341.75bones in the zonessjam
0.341.19Tequila MockingbirdTom Swift
0.341.36cruising for a bruising on the autobahnannagroovintodigweed
0.341.26Glengary, Glen CampbellBernt Pancreas
0.341.05You know, ze monkey schtuffBagHead
0.341.80sirius discussion about uranusTemperance
0.341.18all agog over leapfrog againBernt Pancreas
0.341.59 Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite]todcra
0.341.82Rockettes to Russiamarkdiscordia
0.341.24serving the cat a bowl of shredded tweet (Open 32142)Death Goat
0.341.00Genuine Copy of a Fake StripPreloggy
0.341.06Giving up the Ghost for lent (repost)Interesting Steve
0.340.90Conan the Librarian (my open #42247)Nuke-Marine
0.341.22hernia rose I bring youInteresting Steve
0.341.04wearing the ipecac patchBernt Pancreas
0.341.13sweet pluot gravy (#66890)kohne
0.341.11Gets the Hose AgainPreloggy
0.331.31If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil itBagHead
0.331.19we all live in a yellow sub's latrinegroovintodigweed
0.331.44subdued pudding frenzySoren
0.331.46blender bender rerenderzenmaster
0.331.07having a fling with a cold chicken winggroovintodigweed
0.331.37a body hits a body aftter finishing the ryeBernt Pancreas
0.331.45Indecent Disposal pt2 (milking it)Chris Bourke
0.331.53...and the whores you rode in on.PianoDemon
0.330.70Bung Hole In OnePreloggy
0.320.93squatting on linoleumPreloggy
0.321.28high-speed disimpactionSoren
0.321.52Business as Usual SuspectsPreloggy
0.321.26testicular fortitude for the dudePreloggy
0.321.30phlegm coating and chewy wafersPreloggy
0.321.50Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scullyscullyman5000
0.321.10Vague in the HagueThe Light In Chains
0.321.22Stripey pygmy zebra molluscsBagHead
0.320.93welcome to the karaoke machineNightengail
0.321.27a nice pyromantic candlelight dinnerDeath Goat
0.321.10Stuck in a runaway grocery cartBagHead
0.321.30the soothing splat of melting catbongthegong
0.321.26waging the war on ducksPete B
0.321.28the eight track of destinyVaca
0.321.27impeding the flow of conversationVitamin X
0.321.47Moonshine SeranadeNuke-Marine
0.321.10An oldie but goody two-shoe.Nuke-Marine
0.321.25femoral imperative (open #111031)KillingAllTheFlies
0.320.57In Godzilla We Trust (riffing)Wags
0.321.01the soft squish of mind grapesVitamin X
0.320.99Knockin' On Heathens DoorPreloggy
0.320.45Et Tu Bootycall?Preloggy
0.311.73pretty as a pitcherSquad Car
0.311.26fondling foundlingsMingelover
0.311.72writ of habeus corpsesChickenCow
0.311.26speak softly and carry a big bullhornVaca
0.311.10Jorge Luis of Borg (new and improved)Magus
0.311.19I remember dioramaBernt Pancreas
0.311.32I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831)BagHead
0.311.46reunion with the rear onionTemperance
0.311.07chicken pox for the soulFlwyd
0.311.31Do androids dream of electric boogaloo?BagHead
0.311.08Mary had a little LlamaInteresting Steve
0.311.37fruit fetishists: mellon ballerspoe117
0.311.02The flask of Zorro!Interesting Steve
0.311.30the prolapsed anus of comedyDeath Goat
0.311.37the deep, dark, pathetic secretVaca
0.311.35Rythm and Blue's CluesNuke-Marine
0.311.07Hammer house of commerceInteresting Steve
0.311.61better late than... (11)The Open Marauder
0.311.29'Scuse me, while I kiss this guySmoothP
0.311.52nobler than oedipusDeath Goat
0.311.02Pornfake GirlThe Hanged Man
0.311.09karmically-unsound comedyPete B
0.311.18Salt in the wombThe Light In Chains
0.311.04Exhibitionists only buy pants that are half off.Wags
0.310.89Meat is MurderPreloggy
0.310.83montessori's revengeZeener Diode
0.301.49true-life travel tipHorselover Fat
0.301.27That's one large french fryBagHead
0.301.16comes in your mouth, not in your handsVaca
0.301.24yuletide yamsDr. Roliman
0.301.13christmas evilMingelover
0.301.48hep a brotha ootChickenCow
0.301.27with 27 percent more UrkelBernt Pancreas
0.301.36epoch eclipseBernt Pancreas
0.300.83entry march of the voyeursDeath Goat
0.301.50whatever happened to chasey lain?Bernt Pancreas
0.301.02time keeps on slipping into the guard railPete B
0.301.05the pitter patter of little detached feetbongthegong
0.301.18Werewolves Of Hoboken 2scullyman5000
0.301.13sara bellum's logicBallpein
0.301.60It's St. Patrick's Day all over again. God says, "Get drunk!"poe117
0.301.01Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver.Stonent
0.301.28A piss and a promiseInteresting Steve
0.301.21bicycle shorts for your genital warts (my open 36763)Deadbeef
0.301.31snide remarks goeth before a fall {my take on 6196}Alice From Hell
0.301.11ACME Nooses: Good to the last dropNuke-Marine
0.301.17drag queen of diamondscraeze
0.301.11the whiny creep in the briny deepTerritan
0.291.32There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphoneBagHead
0.291.62Only users loose drugs.Gar
0.291.36Wild elephantitis of the Serenghettiscullyman5000
0.291.25Flurries of FlatulenceNightengail
0.291.29Meet your own build (revised)BagHead
0.291.01crazed and defused (rewrite)Mingelover
0.291.12if funny is power, then a slave am IBernt Pancreas
0.291.50from the plate to the toiletVaca
0.291.54phoning playdoh tech supportBernt Pancreas
0.290.94the berber of NegrilBernt Pancreas
0.291.33the underpowered snowblower on comedy's drivewayThe Light In Chains
0.291.35moon over dharma (attrib dammit: 5540)Pete B
0.291.40from chadguay, with love (open 34163)Torgo
0.291.40Bread and circusesmarkdiscordia
0.291.55atrb: rob balder, partiallyclips.com, "fishing with grampa"Pete B
0.290.80The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly in Spain...DuhWags
0.291.52evidence of cola found on marslordstatik
0.290.74back to the stuporlordstatik
0.290.94Small. Rabbit. Kebabs.Valseregwen
0.291.08Beware of Greeks bearing TrojansShlomotheGreat
0.290.99Bringing a knife to a thermo-nuclear warWags
0.291.30International Balistic Missle ToePreloggy
0.291.28Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance PetsWags
0.291.07Bedpan Cooking Set (v. 2)Wags
0.281.09The milk of human blindnessThe Light In Chains
0.281.36what would jesus do for a klondike bar?House of Eeyore
0.281.52comedy set to warped factor 10Tom Swift
0.281.21No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
0.281.15Peon, Piaf- The Peer!Bernt Pancreas
0.281.30There's a tractor on my ballsBagHead
0.281.23my kingdom for a couple bucksVaca
0.281.09evil to the corpsVaca
0.280.89The Quiet StormtrooperNightengail
0.281.06scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one moreVaca
0.281.15comedy from beyondVaca
0.281.20the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your foreheadBernt Pancreas
0.281.48TeletubbyevangelistsMagus
0.280.88manson family tiesThe Light In Chains
0.281.66E. Plurubus Uno (I remembered it!)poe117
0.281.52Currently alternating and directCruel_Meta
0.281.45A cheap trick with a cardboard boxCruel_Meta
0.281.13the musty smell of forgotten bolognaChristopher Hart
0.280.90Health Care DisorderlyMagus
0.281.18Life's bitch pageantInteresting Steve
0.280.81the geriatric giblets of jocularityChristopher Hart
0.281.19the ozone flayerInteresting Steve
0.280.77Knights in White, Satan (riffing)The Hanged Man
0.280.87Flatulent Earth SocietyPreloggy
0.271.94discrete discreetbuzzard
0.271.48With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis)Bernt Pancreas
0.271.00white wine spritzer for your underage sistergroovintodigweed
0.271.33we'll always have parasitesVaca
0.271.44drop your goo on the looPreloggy
0.271.12pickled midgets campaigning for tooth carePreloggy
0.271.12flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest)Temperance
0.271.08defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build)Bernt Pancreas
0.271.10may we do with?Andrew K Suber
0.271.41the five-egg comedy omeletteVaca
0.271.07the cat in the hat comes back with ear mitesBernt Pancreas
0.271.25Give That Pope a Mullet, 1Jamie
0.271.00face plant on a fire antgroovintodigweed
0.271.08OU8UB402Vorro
0.271.26The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humorJmillius
0.271.27comedy saltmineVaca
0.271.30Rumsfeld and CokePreloggy
0.271.30Miami VinceInteresting Steve
0.271.08Here's looking at Euclid (Post crash repost)Interesting Steve
0.271.51up on the trouser topbongthegong
0.271.14Interesting Steve
0.271.29rest in pissInteresting Steve
0.271.62And They Call Breaking Wind Mariah CareyPreloggy
0.270.75doo-doo in your underoosWags
0.261.64scorbutical shenanigansMingelover
0.261.29Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion)BagHead
0.261.36the refuse I can't refuseVeep
0.261.41tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it)Vaca
0.261.12Glass and StealGar
0.261.22fry the fanny for your nannyPreloggy
0.261.00Ooo! That smarts.Afgncaap
0.261.08Lord of the Nipple ringsPreloggy
0.261.17custard filled pinataNightengail
0.261.12spaceman spliffSquad Car
0.260.87Pulitzer my fingerJmillius
0.261.15varnish -- the other white meat (v. 1.1)Pete B
0.260.82it's the taglines that are truly lost, never to be recoveredPete B
0.260.91Sinks leaving a shipping ratInteresting Steve
0.261.24murder on the marrakesh expresspoe117
0.261.15clitoral damageMingelover
0.260.83detroit smock citylordstatik
0.261.32"look maw, no hands!"lordstatik
0.261.01marmite or marmots? you be the judgeThe Open Marauder
0.261.26Bum and Raisin? I scream!therandomthink
0.260.94fundamentalist suicide plumberOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.251.34spoon swoon moon june goonPreloggy
0.251.30it's got a good beat and you can dance to itVaca
0.251.46Abbatoir-a-go-goPirate
0.251.28Breaking the law.Gar
0.251.35fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar)Gar
0.251.32comic strip teaseTom Swift
0.251.21the secret gordonThe Light In Chains
0.251.26getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand.Rakfink
0.251.44nattering nabobs of nudismPete B
0.250.90Giving the finger is just cursive handwriting (open 16131)BagHead
0.251.09vapid vendetta against an ex named Gretagroovintodigweed
0.251.36looks like a tacoDeath Goat
0.251.11this comic will look real good after four beersDeath Goat
0.251.28the unholy spiritVaca
0.251.39the hangnail of comedyVaca
0.251.30Lord of the SwingsConrad Zaar
0.251.72vitameatavegaministryVitamin X
0.251.06offering humanitarian slingbladeBernt Pancreas
0.251.12Silly Gentile! Lox is for Yids!poe117
0.251.36Elivs' last single-"It's my Potty and I'll Die if I want to"poe117
0.251.27Music for the wilted generationInteresting Steve
0.251.47I drink, therefore I yammer (was: Open 34190)ravgames
0.251.14Mississippi gurningInteresting Steve
0.251.12three cheers for drunken leers (my open 36761)Deadbeef
0.250.95The Albino Country Dance BandInteresting Steve
0.251.18Animal of the CarnivalsInteresting Steve
0.250.83sometimes you eat the meat, sometimes the meat eats youTom Swift
0.251.38buttery nipple piercingsNuke-Marine
0.251.00you got your blood typo in my nap sackanvilingus
0.251.05slippery sinews in my spaghettiCruel_Meta
0.251.47Now Playing in New Orleans: Katrina and the WavesThe Hanged Man
0.250.94Filet of Sole on IceThe Hanged Man
0.250.93Giving Girls Test TicklesPreloggy
0.250.93Marie Antoinette Gives Good HeadPreloggy
0.251.10in lieu of sleep, write comicsVitamin X
0.250.94erosdynamicpoe117
0.251.04Shock the MoonpiePreloggy
0.250.83Shock the Moonpie (riff)opus
0.251.29Stool for the MulePreloggy
0.251.03Tear in your BearPreloggy
0.241.33Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead HorseBernt Pancreas
0.241.32three-piece lawsuitbuzzard
0.241.33row row row your bloat, vacaVaca
0.240.95doctor in the house of pancakesPreloggy
0.241.40I put the F-U in fun (open 15195)BagHead
0.241.12my beer gets more head than i doTemperance
0.241.50my computer's silicon implantTemperance
0.241.28the bridgework of miami-dade countyVaca
0.241.08spotty behinds through mini blinds.Rakfink
0.241.40a goose walking across your gravyBernt Pancreas
0.240.92ass tricks and oboe licks (tks, DG)Bernt Pancreas
0.240.91River Deep, Mountain Wide, Fire GoodPreloggy
0.241.29The Domin-MatrixMagus
0.241.32sour grapes for your jests and japesChristopher Hart
0.241.61raking up the yard with pooReoer
0.240.94and now... number three... the larchDeath Goat
0.241.15open bar exampoe117
0.241.25this little lighted mimeJoeNotCharles
0.241.13shirt, black, and strides (finally)craeze
0.241.09kneeling before the lord, and swallowingVaca
0.241.09Cur, Curb, StreetThe Hanged Man
0.241.17black elvis vs. mothraDeath Goat
0.241.08loaded dice: the gift that keeps on griftinglordstatik
0.241.09Jaguarundi EmCeeThe Hanged Man
0.241.39don't fear the reeferCaptain Annoying
0.240.77gonna auk down to penguin avenueOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.240.80Musicians prefer the rhythm methodWags
0.241.12If I said you had a beautiful body would you dig it up and move it?The Light In Chains
0.231.02defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit)Preloggy
0.231.29kittens made into mittensThe Light In Chains
0.231.32eyes cream coneTemperance
0.231.07soldier of fortune cookie (revisited)Bernt Pancreas
0.231.48as fresh as the day it was abortedMingelover
0.231.19three dog fight (edit)Vaca
0.231.31pappa roach hotel californiaHangdog
0.231.34just because nobody can understand you doesn't mean it's artPete B
0.231.36per diem for your perineumBernt Pancreas
0.231.07receding ass hair lineVaca
0.231.37I am Iron Supplement ManMagus
0.231.42nancy drew careypoe117
0.231.15Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two?Ipso Facto
0.230.83bucket 'o bling-blinggroovintodigweed
0.231.15woolskin meatloaf bat (attribution: Jay London)Death Goat
0.231.24penthouse magazine's annual scratch and sniff editionNuke-Marine
0.231.25the withheld wages of sinTorgo
0.221.28Gremlin Fever! Catch It!Minja
0.221.22speed bumps in your underwearPreloggy
0.221.71mission imperceptiblezenmaster
0.221.41Seduced by the dork side of the farceJohntheAuthor
0.221.42bag lady on your manicured lawnPreloggy
0.220.99low blow jobVaca
0.221.20writing a wrongMingelover
0.221.26annoying anointment (gtd stylee)Bernt Pancreas
0.221.22sub-standard deviation (take 2)Pete B
0.221.56Muffled Moans in the Outer ZonesSoren
0.221.30Dear RMCSers: I am God (reload)Tom Swift
0.221.26The impotence of being ErnestInteresting Steve
0.220.96Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
0.221.03lather, mince, and red meatlordstatik
0.221.30Liverpool Leprosy (1611)The Open Marauder
0.220.91Doctor Barbie - Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
0.211.36mutatis mutandiszenmaster
0.211.60aurora borealis? you barely know usrictus hep
0.211.27Slipped DiscworldBernt Pancreas
0.211.69The jellied gristle in your giggle porridgem_cammarano
0.211.31nosecandylandVorro
0.211.16chocolate covered ant hillgroovintodigweed
0.211.06rent-a-carlsbergNightengail
0.211.24My name is ozzy osbourne, king of kingsBagHead
0.211.20iron cross buns of steelBernt Pancreas
0.211.90a little bit o' jericho by my sideVitamin X
0.211.26Translucent donkeys are glassy assesJmillius
0.211.58comedy's lump of coal in your stockingDeath Goat
0.211.27The Awful Waffle Towards Godmarkdiscordia
0.211.44My Conscience is Sick. I Must Be Fluid.Preloggy
0.211.20i have no tag -- i just like saying "naughty dead clown"Pete B
0.211.72Over 50 quintillions ripen'dSmoothP
0.211.10Vlad the ImpalaInteresting Steve
0.211.24the origin of fecesCaptain Annoying
0.211.27Hybrid cars go both waysWags
0.211.84ferris buglerpoe117
0.211.38offended plucked eyeball collectionNuke-Marine
0.211.44Groucho the Marxman (riffin')The Hanged Man
0.210.64Cat 'O' Borgnine TailsPreloggy
0.201.64la lucha luncheonSoren
0.201.38Floater in the deep end.Gospog
0.201.34veterinary incontinencezenmaster
0.201.24it was the best of show, it was the wurst of bratBernt Pancreas
0.200.99That halibut was good enough for jehovahBagHead
0.200.97walking on the winter wunderkindBernt Pancreas
0.201.22Open Repost 2: Erskine Bowling for Dollarsmarkdiscordia
0.201.00Best Day for a Parade - March 4thPreloggy
0.201.16Left handed braille pornographyInteresting Steve
0.201.19who wants to swallow a millipedeBernt Pancreas
0.201.46puts the feel ya' in pedophiliaNuke-Marine
0.201.37howard phillips lovekraftwerk (5719; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
0.201.26in the carpool lane on the gastric bypassDeath Goat
0.201.26the headache in your eyeChristopher Hart
0.201.45The mucous membrane of management (124)The Light In Chains
0.200.79Peek-a-boo in the ICUWags
0.191.38tepid pool of your own filthPreloggy
0.191.41largish, lavish living roomSquad Car
0.191.27Plump dumplings of moist bedevilmentm_cammarano
0.191.28we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouseHangdog
0.191.27knotted dental flossDeath Goat
0.191.15First round draft pick for world war 3BagHead
0.191.34time travel pair o' docsThe Light In Chains
0.191.05saturated spiders of scandinaviaHouse of Eeyore
0.191.11A mongoose on the backsideBagHead
0.190.87spit up on by Jeffy, age 2Bernt Pancreas
0.191.09remote control bread slobberCameron
0.191.33terminal titillationMingelover
0.191.16flight 77 begins its final reproachDeath Goat
0.191.04dutch elm disease for the tree of lifeDeath Goat
0.190.88monkeys mating in the moonlightgroovintodigweed
0.191.48Now is the time for all good men to jump over the lazy dogBagHead
0.191.23tune in next week for tiny elvis in your pelvis or paradox lostbongthegong
0.190.95wacky slumlord of your comedy ghettoPete B
0.191.60Tobacco's Tremulous TangThe Hanged Man
0.191.58Hornier than ThouB. Butros Ghali
0.191.08Designated Minnie Driverpoe117
0.191.12the vigilantes in your pantiesPete B
0.191.16a humorous salve for your genital dandruffVaca
0.191.22Bus despot (The American way)Interesting Steve
0.191.30like trying to imagine your granny masturbatingXopher
0.191.69Like a Baboon with a HarpoonIpso Facto
0.191.29For Once - Give Me Completely Hydrogenated Cottonseed OilPreloggy
0.190.86Nuclear Missals (Fixing an ancient mistake)Magus
0.191.07rotating the tires on the wheelbarrow of life (54664)The Open Marauder
0.190.90pressing gerbils in the waffle iron (v3)Territan
0.190.99Real cowboys wear ten gallon briefsCruel_Meta
0.190.95burnt pop tarts in your thongpoe117
0.181.14Atomically correctBagHead
0.181.02for he's a folly good jelloHouse of Eeyore
0.181.56eat bugsherpules
0.181.75derailed gravy trainChickenCow
0.181.61if it's not nailed downpmalone
0.181.05off the grappling hook (rewrite)Cameron
0.181.41shiver me timbersChickenCow
0.181.10itchy tush, smelly fingersPreloggy
0.181.30Llama ha (the original clown comic)BagHead
0.181.00spackle for gracklesBernt Pancreas
0.181.12springheel jack of all tradesBernt Pancreas
0.181.02Trout streams and other urological conditionsBagHead
0.181.28chicken soup for the soullessPete B
0.181.04this comic will disavow any knowledge of humorJmillius
0.181.46Viagra - Here I Come to Save the LayPreloggy
0.181.08psychobabble and the forty peevesBernt Pancreas
0.181.29your daily dose of mirth and frivolityPete B
0.181.28cottage cheese mold antivenomqlewless1
0.181.33Olympic dumpster diving at the abortion clinicStonent
0.181.18Scarab MousseCruel_Meta
0.180.88Perverting the Corpse of Justice againInteresting Steve
0.181.18catastrophic damage to the dainty cabbagesHouse of Eeyore
0.181.20Why do turds suddenly appear?Interesting Steve
0.180.94Chris Bourke
0.180.98exodus from 2 party voting: ralph sederBernt Pancreas
0.181.31illegal moving spleenlordstatik
0.180.75Herding Horny Unicorns.ShlomotheGreat
0.181.46Nebuchadnezzar's bran muffins (apologies to StG)The Hanged Man
0.181.01Salivation ArmyJamie
0.180.85Michael Vick has a Cell PhonePreloggy
0.171.71won't stick to most dental workSmokey
0.171.29cheers to spearsHouse of Eeyore
0.171.54Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire)Bernt Pancreas
0.171.49chipmunks roasting on an open pyrezenmaster
0.171.23It's a long way home.Gar
0.171.30Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2Pirate
0.171.03A coffee break for SisyphusThe Light In Chains
0.171.10Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition)Bernt Pancreas
0.171.45The Dukes of EarlVorro
0.171.28a world of pure dimasculationpete
0.171.02Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832)BagHead
0.171.14The rise and fall of third bassBagHead
0.171.19faust come, faust servedNightengail
0.171.56My Big Fat Geek WeddingTom Swift
0.171.16dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised)Death Goat
0.170.93NIELS BOHR LIKES BLOW UP DOLLSPreloggy
0.171.57ventilated hush moneyVitamin X
0.171.24the comic that wants neo to throw the oracle into mount doom (2)Pete B
0.171.64Inspired by GhastlyMagus
0.171.12open45508: ed burns when I pee (yes it's mine)Bernt Pancreas
0.171.22Smite! (904)The Open Marauder
0.171.05curios made of cured codCruel_Meta
0.171.26the cider house r00lz!!1!!!11!Captain Annoying
0.171.16pocket full of crap tonightCaptain Annoying
0.171.02Black SabbaticalMagus
0.171.22diagnostic: live atheisticcraeze
0.171.04Fabulous Frothing Furburgersqlewless1
0.170.87revoltron (open #111027)KillingAllTheFlies
0.171.04Fat Boy Breathing in Short PantsPreloggy
0.170.50my only friend, the endTorgo
0.161.44Nat King ColdDeath Goat
0.161.44balderdash and cookie doughPreloggy
0.161.17a pound of fleshVaca
0.160.88 wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless)Temperance
0.161.41Filler Up with High OctanePreloggy
0.161.42Peek a Boo! Part twoPreloggy
0.161.23Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floorBagHead
0.161.28The agony and, well, the agonyBagHead
0.161.28a whale is not a fish - it's an insectTom Swift
0.160.89hocking up a loogy of loveVaca
0.160.97Naugahyde in plain sight (redux)Bernt Pancreas
0.160.97fry like an eagle (redux)Pete B
0.161.35Historic Terrorism - Blast from the PastPreloggy
0.161.12454 Grams of Fleshmarkdiscordia
0.161.31the comedic equivalent of an unpleasant burning sensationPete B
0.161.54switching tags at the dollar storepoe117
0.161.17a match made in heckLuchog
0.161.18Everyone's a weiner, babyInteresting Steve
0.161.42Ears on my pillowInteresting Steve
0.161.24You don't say...Wags
0.161.22Ass mark nineInteresting Steve
0.161.02distilled meat juicelordstatik
0.160.91drown on the farmInteresting Steve
0.160.96Marmoset knock you outThe Hanged Man
0.161.00The Outlaw, Josie, WailsThe Hanged Man
0.160.88The black duck in your Mack TruckThe Hanged Man
0.160.60Mega OverbytePreloggy
0.160.87Munching the Carpet BombPreloggy
0.151.42what dreams may comejulius
0.151.50Lead lined charisma briefcaseThe Light In Chains
0.151.62It's Stab-tastic 2.0Pirate
0.151.22everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3scullyman5000
0.151.49that's not special sauceEnriquez
0.151.17plop, plop, fizz, whizPreloggy
0.151.00iambic rants in latex pantstwin4fifteez
0.151.33eeyorian cancerHouse of Eeyore
0.151.33sugarglider bee sting smilegroovintodigweed
0.151.27Shower repost to take it off Temp's handsReoer
0.151.38jehovah's witness in contempt of courtGar
0.151.25Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328.Death Goat
0.151.17as topical as today's ointmentBernt Pancreas
0.151.23Singing Sopranos in the Vienna Boys Choir (without the gannet)Nildo Crapo
0.150.87ball and painbongthegong
0.151.17One Hits the Boy WonderPreloggy
0.151.19Blackjack night at the S & M parlorNildo Crapo
0.151.24too hot for tahiti trot (from Open)Death Goat
0.151.40Cute as a Panic Buttonmarkdiscordia
0.151.62the bloody battle for butterJoeNotCharles
0.151.54hitler's final solution to the problem like mariaherpules
0.151.07Elephantiasis of the MemoryChris Bourke
0.151.06only lonely polonycraeze
0.151.41this is dingbat countrylordstatik
0.151.14Papa's got a brand new colostomy bagInteresting Steve
0.150.73fresh brains at the zombie bakesalelordstatik
0.151.75season's beatingsDeath Goat
0.150.70the tumor of humorChristopher Hart
0.151.04thirty ton thermonuclear manure spreader (v4)Territan
0.151.28Storch Song Trilogy (reriff)The Hanged Man
0.141.27ebony and ironyDevilman
0.141.54crunchy on the insideSoren
0.141.80life in the food chaindfan
0.141.54a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheadsHouse of Eeyore
0.141.88amber waves of painChickenCow
0.141.68first clown in after the big top falls, i guess...Hangdog
0.141.41spam of the la....just listened to a commentgroovintodigweed
0.141.50gelatin in your arterial wallPreloggy
0.141.45running to the beating of a different bullyBernt Pancreas
0.141.43warm cream on your overcoatPreloggy
0.141.19she swiped the peace pipeReoer
0.141.21Trojan WhoresDeath Goat
0.141.15a cry for attentionVaca
0.141.50not entirely quite like licking a cob of cornDeath Goat
0.141.01going further south on an even more broken compassPete B
0.141.31another page that lines the ape cagebongthegong
0.141.61Walking round in women's underwear.Alice From Hell
0.141.17somewhere over the oxbow incidentBernt Pancreas
0.141.34trembling before zodVaca
0.141.30tiptoe through the triffidsChristopher Lyons
0.141.37comedy's crawlspaceVaca
0.141.2098% substance free (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
0.141.26The Rhino in your LinoInteresting Steve
0.141.28I said it once before but it bears re-posting now.Ipso Facto
0.140.96scrumptious scumberSquad Car
0.141.10ernest goes to hellbongthegong
0.140.92show me the way to grow gnomesInteresting Steve
0.141.61Winning the bat and electing to tossInteresting Steve
0.141.31The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236)ACog
0.141.24spoon feverlordstatik
0.141.21Mano a MonoThe Hanged Man
0.141.10a funnel thing happend on the way to the trailer parkDeath Goat
0.141.06Toothy SpookPreloggy
0.141.07love in a time of food poisoningTorgo
0.141.54Loner with a BonerPreloggy
0.131.02openRMCS #2780herpules
0.131.72deck the halls with Uncle CharlieChickenCow
0.131.34arctic circle jerkChickenCow
0.131.11my yo-yo could write a better comicTemperance
0.130.94the tremulous heights of inanityVaca
0.131.33Biting the hand that feels youThe Light In Chains
0.131.24Do not look directly at the funny.Reverend Toast
0.131.34Jack Spratt is on the Atkins DietPreloggy
0.131.09rabid, for her pleasureBernt Pancreas
0.131.46Discretion is the better part of humorSoren
0.131.46The secret of acronym (open 25525)BagHead
0.131.37winnie the pimpVaca
0.131.44Feelings, now on saletodcra
0.131.23Deadman don't wear khakiThe Hanged Man
0.131.38venus infers (ermine remix)Vitamin X
0.131.34canadian satanbongthegong
0.131.41the tangy aftertaste of rectal thermometersNuke-Marine
0.131.08Cutting some slacks (Post crash re-write)Interesting Steve
0.130.94helping hands caressing your backsidelordstatik
0.131.59bombs over bagheadVitamin X
0.131.14just like thatTom Swift
0.131.22StikyIcky
0.130.99Sleeping with the Enemy's MotherACog
0.131.27video killed the ringo starrCaptain Annoying
0.131.17Livin' La Gadda da Vida Locaopus
0.130.94Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnutsopus
0.131.00Busier than the Lost-n-Found at a Leper Colony.Wags
0.130.87monty hall of mirrorspoe117
0.130.80Bury me deep, I'm cold and clammyMagus
0.121.25gullible vegan brand beef jerkySquad Car
0.121.45Dairy air from your derriereVorro
0.121.41starting the squealing processHouse of Eeyore
0.121.21Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling)Politas
0.121.51Me and my ShadenfreundeBernt Pancreas
0.121.15Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED)BagHead
0.120.88putting the coarse before the heartBernt Pancreas
0.121.23requium for the treated and releasedPete B
0.121.30Crumpled can in the recycle bin of comedyBagHead
0.121.16Swimmin' with Bow-legged WomenPreloggy
0.121.05empathy for the apathetic (2)groovintodigweed
0.121.05L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a BonePreloggy
0.121.33If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elfJmillius
0.121.05a truckful of puckish trinitariansHouse of Eeyore
0.121.49Pete Petey McPetepete, Leader of the Pete BrigadeAfgncaap
0.121.48fisting with an iron ruleherpules
0.121.39bad touched by an angelPete B
0.121.43The Red Meat PartyMagus
0.120.96a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite)Zeener Diode
0.121.44as the jim crow fliesDeath Goat
0.121.08Bone IdolInteresting Steve
0.120.82tales to make Walt Disney's head spin in his bell jarZeener Diode
0.120.73Flowers for alger hissBagHead
0.121.172007 gargling world championshipstherandomthink
0.121.37Atom and Eve BombPreloggy
0.121.06Crosby, Stills, Rosemary and YoungThe Hanged Man
0.121.1690 percent of everything is lovelyBagHead
0.121.09Green Eggs and Him (riffin')The Hanged Man
0.110.98alice in wonderbraBernt Pancreas
0.111.28playboy vs. the gay boygroovintodigweed
0.111.70KITTENS!! ON FIRE!!Horselover Fat
0.111.26Father knows breasts.Gar
0.111.12ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree)Vaca
0.110.95episode VI: return of the jabberwockyVaca
0.111.06flummoxed flan lummoxHouse of Eeyore
0.111.23a little sumpin' sump pumpBernt Pancreas
0.111.66comic soup-poop side dishgroovintodigweed
0.111.51We all live in a Meatball SubmarineVorro
0.111.44The empire smokes crackpete
0.111.32Potassium Possum HydroxideJmillius
0.110.87mouse trap meat tenderizergroovintodigweed
0.111.22dare to be diffidentVaca
0.111.27A Nice PearPreloggy
0.111.10mr. mxyzptlk gets diagnosed with dyslexiaBernt Pancreas
0.111.00an affair to remember for the syphillisVaca
0.111.37slugs on the rim of your margarita glassBernt Pancreas
0.111.56Zack Diggerhole LivesChaff
0.111.08know your enemaMingelover
0.111.48suck on Open 29925groovintodigweed
0.111.11artery partyBallpein
0.111.45floor sores from seven beers ago(based on comment in #5821)poe117
0.111.28just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent)House of Eeyore
0.110.88Low fat communion wafers: I can't believe it's not JesusInteresting Steve
0.111.09Damn, it feels good to be a hamster! (Open 54369)SmoothP
0.110.95The shoebill in your sock drawerThe Hanged Man
0.111.24invisible worm that needs to get sober (6030)The Open Marauder
0.110.94Stone Cold Jane AustenInteresting Steve
0.110.80life's a stage and we're all in the caste (rewrite)Vitamin X
0.110.91Federal Agents do it undercover (grammar enhanced)Wags
0.101.32a million tiny voices demanding to be heardVaca
0.101.12camels that love to humpgroovintodigweed
0.101.27vodka mockingbirdHouse of Eeyore
0.101.65ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2ChickenCow
0.101.29riddle me this, batmanVaca
0.101.25regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline.groovintodigweed
0.101.47hermeneutic hyperbolic hampster handsHouse of Eeyore
0.101.40Hydrochloric eye dropsPolitas
0.101.35hellacious Nerf smackdownPete B
0.101.22the spellchecked comic for farklemtomaniacsBernt Pancreas
0.101.41Hard on the BeaverPreloggy
0.101.48lemurs: wowowowowowowowbongthegong
0.101.32Gorillas in the canadian mist (fixed)BagHead
0.101.17it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrongPete B
0.100.93nosferatu's monster.com listingBernt Pancreas
0.101.33Incognito We TrustPreloggy
0.100.94Taiwan Ohn at the Chinese Buffet (based on open 33936)Stonent
0.101.19Drawing circles with an Etch-a-Sketch (refurbished)Xopher
0.101.05"the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix)Pete B
0.101.10service with a simileInteresting Steve
0.101.07shrink to fit: the epileptic psychiatrist writesChris Bourke
0.101.27subliterate jests for itinerant guests (4041)The Open Marauder
0.100.98recreational surgerylordstatik
0.100.86Earlesque showShlomotheGreat
0.100.91A tongue bath for your soul (Open #58926)ACog
0.100.94Man on the RumNuke-Marine
0.101.19the bloated corpse of humorChristopher Hart
0.101.00Do Midgets Ride the Short Bus?Wags
0.100.82the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmasTorgo
0.091.82the vacuous veins of villianyPreloggy
0.091.21on-going bongo-ingHangdog
0.091.21inexpensive soy extender from s. koreaPreloggy
0.091.33narc, the lookout angels cry!scullyman5000
0.091.41Community WatchGar
0.091.07balance of power showerThe Light In Chains
0.091.23burn baby burn (in my disco inferno)Vaca
0.091.72My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED)pete
0.091.33dear ambienBernt Pancreas
0.091.12eat your meals with your toesmoby
0.091.24where the rules are made up and the electoral votes don't matterPete B
0.091.09yelling "theater!" in a crowded fire (typo-free)Death Goat
0.091.46Nye Guy, the Science BillConrad Zaar
0.091.22Jurassic park 4: in spaceBagHead
0.091.09drumstick puppet theatreBernt Pancreas
0.091.53on the gravy train, but seated in the snot cabooseVaca
0.091.39Colon cancer: dying from the bum upwardsInteresting Steve
0.091.23And figs might ply!Interesting Steve
0.091.36chinese chubby checker(s)poe117
0.091.30How to skin a cat #23: SandblasterCruel_Meta
0.091.33Tinky Winky pinched a stinkyStonent
0.091.06Feeling the winds of fate (my open #40965)Nuke-Marine
0.090.93It's a fair coproliteInteresting Steve
0.091.11Cyanide in your AstroglideStonent
0.091.55Don't let the son go down on meThe Hanged Man
0.090.90Hairpiece of MindThe Hanged Man
0.091.06I want to believe it's not butter (Spellchecked)Interesting Steve
0.090.88Get yours fixed on Route 66The Hanged Man
0.090.91Was Sanka served on the Titanic?Wags
0.091.18Hetero Toilets are Straight FlushesPreloggy
0.090.70No F in my ool (Reriffing)The Hanged Man
0.090.58Banana Split Personality Riff on #8741opus
0.081.39Charles MonroeVorro
0.081.58get your dander up for the loving cupJamie
0.081.54Boo says...What???zenmaster
0.081.32Rickets in your pickets (rewrite)The Light In Chains
0.081.25There's a revised pantoum in your sestinaBagHead
0.081.28drinking cider, hidden flagonMingelover
0.081.20the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tipsTom Swift
0.080.96I fondle the body electricBagHead
0.081.14Damn her lewd minks (open 15085)BagHead
0.081.20jokes that inbreedMingelover
0.081.28Attr: E-mail doing the roundsThe Light In Chains
0.081.34chowder's louder crowdsHouse of Eeyore
0.081.26belle and sebastian bachVaca
0.081.26unlubricated justicePete B
0.081.16heavy petting zooVaca
0.080.99hot cross buns of steelVitamin X
0.081.32the pork side of the moonVaca
0.081.01the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairiesJmillius
0.080.84Spatial tears in the comic-time theoryJmillius
0.081.17going off half-baked (MY open 25623)Bernt Pancreas
0.081.34This is the story of Johnny Rottenscullyman5000
0.081.69Somebody done somebody's song wrongpoe117
0.081.30Let's call the whole thing offalInteresting Steve
0.081.21batmantra returnspoe117
0.081.34Indecent Disposal (Open 37434)Chris Bourke
0.081.23Do rich men get piles of gold?Interesting Steve
0.081.40can't compute compoteGar
0.080.98Terminal ear waxInteresting Steve
0.081.18Job deities include walking the godBagHead
0.081.35Black Eyed SneezeChris Bourke
0.081.06My Italian girlfriend is on the RaguCruel_Meta
0.081.55Super Dave Saves the World Yet Again (my open #42377)Nuke-Marine
0.080.94combing the hairline of the desertAfgncaap
0.080.83the pumice in your pomeade (part II)Zeener Diode
0.081.27goatbusterspoe117
0.081.18Win in Iraq or We Won't Get Fueled AgainPreloggy
0.081.21now I'm a bereaverInteresting Steve
0.081.20bicycle inner-tube patch recycler (my Open #44810)Wolfrick
0.081.01Intestine, intestine, one two threeInteresting Steve
0.081.00cluster chuckles dropped from 200 feetSimian Farmer
0.080.84Echidna candy storeThe Hanged Man
0.081.17stretch lance armstrongbongthegong
0.080.77Our love was like a kitten in a waste disposal unitBig Nothing
0.080.95Why Do Parrots Mock Me?Wags
0.081.17the clapper for your crapperVitamin X
0.081.05Munckins Worked the Poppy Fields of OzWags
0.081.56Mace the NationPreloggy
0.071.41slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door).Rakfink
0.071.26pedestrian at best. version 3.0groovintodigweed
0.071.11rolling down the river of blood IIVaca
0.071.18toluene in your fog machinetwin4fifteez
0.071.27doleful doledrums dasterdly deedsPreloggy
0.071.14Geek grrls make fun of my floppy diskm_cammarano
0.071.40cyanoacrylate neonateSquad Car
0.071.26Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite)Soren
0.071.28lemme give this shower thang a shotVaca
0.070.96gives baby jesus gasherpules
0.070.99hot, sweaty, and always readygroovintodigweed
0.071.06No Brainers Give Me HeadachesPreloggy
0.071.16a run in your stalkingBernt Pancreas
0.071.24+5 for knowing where voter livesPete B
0.071.38i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3)bongthegong
0.071.63it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetypePete B
0.071.57Revenge is a dish best served with a cheap plastic trinketStikyIcky
0.071.34A Clockwork OrangutanMagus
0.071.31smokey and the bandit II . . . unplugged some more (riff on 5253)Pete B
0.071.22Meet the last of the Petey tagsAfgncaap
0.071.40toss it to the wolves and let them bite, I say!groovintodigweed
0.071.41Dahmer's dinner: Torn between two liversravgames
0.071.09Spelling ErosInteresting Steve
0.071.21the googol dolls (edited)poe117
0.071.56several strange sorts of suctionJoeNotCharles
0.071.12born to be mild, with a tangy mustard aftertasteGar
0.071.25Rumsfeld and Coke with a twist of GarGar
0.071.31old man saddam sat on his bomb, blowing his kurds awayDeath Goat
0.070.82Sw-swe-sweet can (reposted from the big crash)BagHead
0.071.22caress of heelBernt Pancreas
0.071.08I felt the Smurf move under my feetThe Hanged Man
0.071.44Nine-Inch Nemesis (4040)The Open Marauder
0.071.15All men by nature desire to, no?The Hanged Man
0.071.48the outlaw josey, prince of walesCaptain Annoying
0.071.22Scarab uprisingShlomotheGreat
0.071.03the great chops of Keops.therandomthink
0.071.30pixellated porcupines of purposeopus
0.070.97A Fistfull of MolarsInteresting Steve
0.071.16the stiff that stunk the stinky fingerherpules
0.061.58walk the balkDinosaur
0.061.14alas, babblezenmaster
0.061.07look before you leakBernt Pancreas
0.061.11legions of 'wegians from the boreal regionsHangdog
0.061.31desultory defecationsMingelover
0.061.09California brown-out rollsSquad Car
0.061.06hacking your hand off for the flying carBernt Pancreas
0.061.36rotten to the coroner (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
0.061.32Who is kaiser permanente?BagHead
0.061.54postal worker contracts dreaded "basket full of puppies"Vitamin X
0.061.28Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting!Preloggy
0.061.16nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version)Death Goat
0.061.10tastes just like hobbitPete B
0.061.60official midsized car of the damned (2)Torgo
0.061.60faster than a bursting aneurysmVaca
0.061.91Church of the Seventh-Day DefeatistsXopher
0.061.31strong enough for a man, but made of a womanVaca
0.061.32Grazing Upon the Glory (my open #40963)Nuke-Marine
0.061.52smoting by roteHouse of Eeyore
0.060.93philip glass menagerieDeath Goat
0.061.12Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotenceInteresting Steve
0.061.46gristle while you workInteresting Steve
0.060.97over the river and through the swilllordstatik
0.061.09Cervix with a smileInteresting Steve
0.061.14doodlebugs in your dahliasShlomotheGreat
0.061.18The tamandua invading your ant farmThe Hanged Man
0.061.33braindrops keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
0.060.90Agouti gumdropsThe Hanged Man
0.060.93foreplay with no friendsDeath Goat
0.061.15Clan of the Care BearsThe Hanged Man
0.061.02love in the time of chlamydia (rmcs audition remix)Captain Annoying
0.061.15I Gave at the OraficePreloggy
0.061.08Fraternities are all Greek to meWags
0.061.56placidly awaiting the hangmanopus
0.061.08Bipolar Bears Don't Know if They're Coming or GoingPreloggy
0.061.36Catherine Yadda Yadda Yadda JonesPreloggy
0.061.03The mouse head in your buffalo wingsThe Hanged Man
0.060.71the tiny hands of big brotherTorgo
0.051.62gut milk?rictus hep
0.051.23The sound of one hand slapping.Gospog
0.051.11Chattanooga cheshire chimichangaBagHead
0.051.18Oysters on the Open RangeSoren
0.051.29C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop...ChickenCow
0.051.52The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond!Squad Car
0.051.40Yellow snow bunniesVorro
0.051.29...makes baby Jesus cryTemperance
0.051.33birdie in the blenderTemperance
0.051.40steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bitsSquad Car
0.050.99dirty laundry for your moral quandryBernt Pancreas
0.051.15Jack Palance Palace: accentless version.Afgncaap
0.051.47where have all your base gone? long time passing...herpules
0.051.41attrib: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
0.051.33poetry in freeze-frameGar
0.051.25rage against mister cleanBernt Pancreas
0.051.38Bang the Drum Majorette SlowlyPreloggy
0.051.26guapo guano from guamBernt Pancreas
0.051.28Perpetual Lotion Machinemarkdiscordia
0.051.27anthrax sports pagePete B
0.051.20The Gay Logician Was An Expert In Analogymarkdiscordia
0.051.48Chemo SabeThe Hanged Man
0.051.23Famous last nerds (tweaked)Interesting Steve
0.051.24I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddyPete B
0.051.15Just Say Gnaw.zenmaster
0.051.49Fear of the dork (My other audition, belated repost)Interesting Steve
0.051.01Ass Hat LinuxJamie
0.051.17Ah! Bidets are here againInteresting Steve
0.051.34arsenic and old spicelordstatik
0.050.97rock around the glockInteresting Steve
0.050.86Splice up your love wipeInteresting Steve
0.051.48aol's new testament: jew got nailed!poe117
0.050.91Vuying for BowelsPreloggy
0.051.00You say shalom, I say slalomWags
0.051.34Fortune Tellers are so PredictablePreloggy
0.051.08how soon is now and laterspoe117
0.050.75Pinching a SugarloafWags
0.051.64Death's dangling participleShlomotheGreat
0.051.87Mensa CyclePreloggy
0.051.52Soggy Waffles in Your UnderroosPreloggy
0.041.59ramadan toughscullyman5000
0.041.37wheeler dealer coldsore healerqlewless1
0.041.27Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor YawnBernt Pancreas
0.041.47verbal dysentery for the entire familyDeath Goat
0.041.39the broken home stretchVaca
0.041.67Faster, killcat! Pussy! Pussy!TomSingleton
0.041.31Christmas Sitcom - Mad About JewPreloggy
0.041.30demolition fedoraChristopher Hart
0.041.04indentured savantChristopher Hart
0.041.04having your background check bounceDeath Goat
0.040.99an old contest, a new beginningPete B
0.041.17inference is blisspoe117
0.041.13Logical Phallusmarkdiscordia
0.041.29just like a comic strip, but without all the pesky "humor"Pete B
0.041.27Because the night was made for loofahsInteresting Steve
0.041.23Making a Colin Mochrie of the Whole ThingHysterical Woman
0.041.27Nuke-Marine
0.041.18Climate Controlled Substance (another attempt)The Light In Chains
0.041.03go go gadget savantlordstatik
0.041.08candied adam's applelordstatik
0.040.99The baby shark in the kiddie poolThe Hanged Man
0.041.02toxic sock syndromeIpso Facto
0.041.59Little Debbie Does DallasThe Hanged Man
0.040.86Where's the Buffalo? Rome?opus
0.040.83This maglight goes in the dark (remix)The Light In Chains
0.041.18Ain't no holodeck girlThe Hanged Man
0.041.28Rikki-Tikki-TackyThe Hanged Man
0.040.81I gave at the orifice (my take)Death Goat
0.041.45jap-mex fusion -- the mariachi hibachi poe117
0.040.87Popcorn for Cop PornThe Hanged Man
0.041.12stupor trooperspoe117
0.040.58Aphex twineInteresting Steve
0.031.39It was a perfect day.Gar
0.031.12tips for teensPreloggy
0.031.78spam on van dammeherpules
0.031.18voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctorsHouse of Eeyore
0.031.09must be this tall to writheNightengail
0.030.88The Magnificent Se7enFlwyd
0.031.06Manacled to a cannibal who makes typosJmillius
0.031.83Peni tenti non penitentpoleTomSingleton
0.031.54Me lie about my laiBagHead
0.031.53All High on the Western BluntStikyIcky
0.031.01Happiness is a wiggly ferretBagHead
0.030.99Rip-tide for your mother-in-law (Tweaked)Interesting Steve
0.031.37Cabinet meatingVorro
0.031.33David Carousal in DUI: Miamipoe117
0.031.36chinese chuck-a-luckAndrew K Suber
0.031.64Family Matters of State (my open #42193)Nuke-Marine
0.031.32Starbucks Porn - Cream in Your CoffeePreloggy
0.031.43Boom! Boom! Jake Del'HommeThe Hanged Man
0.031.08when parting the red sea put a towel on the bedNuke-Marine
0.031.23Orville and DeanInteresting Steve
0.031.23Scat Man for OthersPreloggy
0.031.27pig slop for the dandy fopsChristopher Hart
0.031.39discount orphan jubileekohne
0.031.32where the streets have no lanesCaptain Annoying
0.021.34Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park PlaceAfgncaap
0.021.28Inspected by number 9...number 9...BagHead
0.021.41grown up klismaphilia listzenmaster
0.021.27i shot the bluebird of happiness in the assgroovintodigweed
0.021.63Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite)m_cammarano
0.021.59Orangina Proudly Presents My AssHouse of Eeyore
0.021.17pizza with everything, no bon jovi please (2nd helping)Bernt Pancreas
0.020.92eight track mindBernt Pancreas
0.021.31harbinger of heartburn halitosisHouse of Eeyore
0.021.37ok kid, but this is the last timebongthegong
0.021.37ride a cock horse to st. andrew's crossBernt Pancreas
0.021.39isn't it bionic?Vitamin X
0.021.34everclearasilThe Light In Chains
0.021.40tawana told a fibVitamin X
0.022.30snorkling in jello (Open 21789 - no author equals public domain)Vitamin X
0.021.19burlap dance 3: rise of the burlap machines (orig: 5653)Pete B
0.021.29wet dreams may comeJoeNotCharles
0.020.87the hole in the comedy ozonepoe117
0.021.00Piddling while Rome burpsInteresting Steve
0.021.10The sty's the limitInteresting Steve
0.020.83like a horse in a chicken suitVaca
0.021.82it's raining fish on prom nightVitamin X
0.020.90the other white powderVaca
0.021.30Martha Stewart, Black Leather Catsuit, Candy Apples... [re-redux]Cruel_Meta
0.021.13lymphy, the little monorail with mononucleosis(45444)Bernt Pancreas
0.020.88(tub)girl power!lordstatik
0.020.89someone put dinner in my lunchboxlordstatik
0.021.31artificial indoctrinationlordstatik
0.021.03the girl from ipecacCruel_Meta
0.021.36Sleeping with the anemoneInteresting Steve
0.021.02those magnificent men in their flying latrines, v2.0Captain Annoying
0.020.97Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered?Wags
0.020.86goodbye to ro-mansVitamin X
0.011.63mime controlSoren
0.011.50silly strands of semenMingelover
0.012.08hungry hungry herpesherpules
0.011.54A clone again, naturallyPreloggy
0.011.09bunt with your c*ntChickenCow
0.011.05letting the pox guarding the zenhouseHouse of Eeyore
0.011.43Mountain StewGar
0.011.17getting jiggy with cousin itHipgnosis
0.011.04wandering through the bloody begoniasgroovintodigweed
0.011.30men, i'm eminemHangdog
0.011.45fun for the whole pharmacyherpules
0.011.58No comprende the endePreloggy
0.011.33all that in nothing flat (OpenRMCS 16399)Soren
0.011.06siphoning diesel for the orphan bonfireDeath Goat
0.011.29Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo.Afgncaap
0.011.25Leggo my purse! (nepalese yak edition)Death Goat
0.011.28a home-grown tasochism mangoVitamin X
0.011.06the karmic thrill of buffalo billChristopher Hart
0.011.27recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursiveDeath Goat
0.011.16life is just a bowl of cherry bombs (v. 2.1)Torgo
0.011.18bitters for the bitterXopher
0.011.55Peehole surgeryInteresting Steve
0.011.52sexual intellectuals: fucking know-it-allsB. Butros Ghali
0.010.91punch line sold separatelylordstatik
0.010.86the spirits promised I would win the nomination!lordstatik
0.010.96access all ariasInteresting Steve
0.011.72break me off a piece of that kitty katVaca
0.011.27jungle fever blisterNuke-Marine
0.011.45arteries of coalCruel_Meta
0.011.11Remember the Alimonyopus
0.011.10The Outer LimpitsInteresting Steve
0.010.99pyromania for the dyslexicTorgo
0.010.88Flatulence BrokePreloggy
0.010.83when nothing will do but the worstTorgo
0.011.01Licking a PlatypussyPreloggy
0.010.79browning blintzes in your tighty whitiesShlomotheGreat
0.011.07Back in the JocksPreloggy
0.000.85a caper on paperMingelover
0.001.10the pause that refreshesschizoguy
0.001.59stars and barslibertine
0.001.15Bar Stool SampleThe Light In Chains
0.001.05the treehugging hottie was lemurifficJmillius
0.001.36Johnnie Walker Blewscullyman5000
0.001.04somewhere between sesame and elm streetsVaca
0.001.28The mosquitoes in your speedoIpso Facto
0.001.29It's not a tumor!markdiscordia
0.000.92praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867)Luchog
0.000.80strap on dodoInteresting Steve
0.001.10BASIC instinct (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
0.001.37In Vitro VeritasThe Hanged Man
0.000.71kid tested, usda approvedlordstatik
0.001.16cincinnati alfredokohne
0.001.09storming the white castleVaca
0.001.77"Come on Baleen," by Bob Marley & the WhalersThe Hanged Man
0.001.13floundering in flaccid folds of fripperyTerritan
0.001.04Groundswell or Hubub?Preloggy
0.001.00This Gnu for Hire (reloaded)Wags
0.000.83Spring-Loaded Can of Despair bongthegong
-0.011.81The Piltdown MonNat
-0.011.68UncleanNat
-0.011.17Earl had to die.Gar
-0.011.62Twiggy takes on Miss PiggyDave Filippi
-0.011.61Don't Go Breaking My HeartburnPreloggy
-0.011.13dude, let's get a band together (rewrite)Vaca
-0.011.44guided mistletoegroovintodigweed
-0.011.18Remix: Voodoo ChilliJmillius
-0.011.07Blowing one note on your own hornBagHead
-0.011.64another steaming mess: my voodoo chiliSquad Car
-0.011.61how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea?Vitamin X
-0.011.49Victor/Victoria's SecretTomSingleton
-0.010.91Roadkill stew for a redneck crew (version 2)Interesting Steve
-0.011.20Pubic enemy number oneInteresting Steve
-0.011.25Location, dislocation, locationInteresting Steve
-0.011.40Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434)Hysterical Woman
-0.011.15don't fall out with a nuclear familyChris Bourke
-0.010.68getting on better with your associate red meat contemporariesIpso Facto
-0.011.11donkey punch'n judy (the multi-cultural tag)Nuke-Marine
-0.011.16litter swill to wallowBernt Pancreas
-0.011.52less chance than a hamster in a bathhouseNuke-Marine
-0.010.97the tangy blast of mustard gaslordstatik
-0.011.01fecal alcohol syndromelordstatik
-0.011.02teat meat beatDeath Goat
-0.011.04ice cave yodellingChristopher Hart
-0.010.83Camp Gitmo Satisfaction (riffin')The Hanged Man
-0.010.94Captain Nemo's Yellow SubmarineShlomotheGreat
-0.010.87The Unlightable Business of BearsThe Light In Chains
-0.021.20The silence of the lamb chopsHorselover Fat
-0.021.59fisticuffmanshipChickenCow
-0.021.23U2 can be annoyingPreloggy
-0.021.50newly reformulated and lemony-freshVaca
-0.021.09Stay a while, oenophileDeath Goat
-0.021.00link, sign, and hookerDeath Goat
-0.021.53the steaming mug of earl: gray, hotBernt Pancreas
-0.021.18gazing into the void and laughingVaca
-0.021.09uranus staring induced brain damage (my take)The Light In Chains
-0.021.03topless aggressionPete B
-0.021.50international house of panhandling 2.0Vitamin X
-0.021.31Call Me Archeologist - My Career Lies in RuinsPreloggy
-0.021.17getting strange blisters from your redneck sistersbongthegong
-0.021.04grandma got bent over by a reindeerBernt Pancreas
-0.021.07the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion)Death Goat
-0.021.12Pissing on your typo-free compost heapInteresting Steve
-0.021.24a cabinet of duncesVaca
-0.021.81philadelphia freedom fightersVitamin X
-0.021.02retrovertigo on the trampolineDeath Goat
-0.021.28slings and erosVitamin X
-0.021.58Putting the Dog in DoggerelXopher
-0.021.02From Old to "Classic"Hysterical Woman
-0.020.85Perception is everything elseCruel_Meta
-0.021.09NostrilferatuMagus
-0.021.33battlestar catholicaDeath Goat
-0.020.97loose canonsInteresting Steve
-0.020.99the road to hell is paved with good, good, good, good vibrationsSimian Farmer
-0.021.20Handicapped People's Excuses are LamePreloggy
-0.021.11misery loves chachiVitamin X
-0.020.69There's Santorum in the ForumPreloggy
-0.020.82The inevitable return of garden weaselsThe Hanged Man
-0.031.12Torpedos in SpeedosRakfink
-0.031.82openRMCS #2068herpules
-0.031.37Christmas beerdrood
-0.031.07voyage au bout de la nuitAndrew K Suber
-0.031.75Quivering on the End of the ForkMalaVelho
-0.031.14a pot of lips nowPreloggy
-0.031.00Underwater joint - a Scooby DoobiePreloggy
-0.031.11oakenfold origamigroovintodigweed
-0.031.28debits and credits in the ledger of lovegroovintodigweed
-0.031.42standing ovation at the paraplegics conventionDeath Goat
-0.031.13wankers of the world, unite!Pete B
-0.031.57open meat night at the improv (open 25507, revised)Pete B
-0.031.33A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now)StikyIcky
-0.031.15Starts to work on contactChickenCow
-0.030.93today's high score is April Employee of the MonthPete B
-0.031.59Hey diddle diddle the Carter and the FidelInteresting Steve
-0.031.37The Albino Crow Perched At Your Funeral (Open: 37436)Chris Bourke
-0.031.46Fine Like A Razor CutChris Bourke
-0.031.29Filling Exuberance with Rich, Creamy OvaltineAfgncaap
-0.031.26Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying AxiomsAfgncaap
-0.031.34family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971)obc_spike
-0.031.67Another sufferer of Whacked Mole Syndrome (revisited)obc_spike
-0.031.16Brought to you by 2 doses of Vicks NyQuilVorro
-0.031.34kafkaesque metastasisAfgncaap
-0.031.11pass kentucky on the left-hand sideNuke-Marine
-0.031.07Do you love Britain? ASBO-fucking-lutely!therandomthink
-0.031.20me and julio down by the graveyardCaptain Annoying
-0.031.08this tagline glows in the darkDeadbeef
-0.031.21Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue)The Hanged Man
-0.041.29it's not the ballet that kills yourictus hep
-0.041.47101 Claymations, Take 2Minja
-0.041.15the white elephant of comedyVaca
-0.041.29Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose.Afgncaap
-0.041.43What hump?Preloggy
-0.041.10Putting the hair in "harrowing"Irving
-0.041.31eating too much rasta pastabongthegong
-0.041.37slack rodent motherfuckertodcra
-0.041.54Return of the fellowship of the attack of the spider-clonesThe Light In Chains
-0.041.24Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory"todcra
-0.041.18You know, frederic fucking chopinBagHead
-0.040.94let daddy show you how to screw up a comic (5781)Pete B
-0.040.93Tales of the expected (I'm so sorry)Interesting Steve
-0.041.09the executioner's nasal whiningVaca
-0.041.27the foul ball in your nice cold beerDeath Goat
-0.041.17Warships of Saints (2)Hysterical Woman
-0.040.91Larva lamps grow into glow-bugsVorro
-0.041.42christopher walken on sunshine blotterBernt Pancreas
-0.041.25driving miss buttersworthlordstatik
-0.040.80chestnuts from the chipmunk of trickeryTorgo
-0.040.99Aggravated FlatteryMagus
-0.041.51Springer Spaniels blasted to granules...ChickenCow
-0.041.36Furniture Snorting and Your Teen (6163)The Open Marauder
-0.040.76new god ultra for cleaner soulsVaca
-0.040.96the del mcfury bandVaca
-0.041.09Hobbit formingtherandomthink
-0.041.01food for the glistening generationstherandomthink
-0.040.80tired of not sleepingbongthegong
-0.041.10Carpools Cause Flooded Engines (v.2)Wags
-0.041.19billy barty pity partyVitamin X
-0.051.04deadly game of cat and blenderherpules
-0.051.33days of future gas passedPreloggy
-0.051.28shower failureSquad Car
-0.051.04terror for the terrierTemperance
-0.051.66extraordinarily popular delusionsherpules
-0.051.54Leggo my purse! (my attempt)The Light In Chains
-0.051.33do the vroom-vroomVaca
-0.051.15hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix)Flwyd
-0.051.33happy dogs playing leapfrog (my take on 3957)Pete B
-0.051.38chunks of beef in the coral reef (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
-0.051.28wet blanket partyBernt Pancreas
-0.051.44samhain I amBernt Pancreas
-0.051.35just so you know, "dolomite" is not an elementDeath Goat
-0.051.14Glassy McJaggedshard's Candy Factorymarkdiscordia
-0.051.45Dulce et decorum breasts, pro mammaries moriStikyIcky
-0.051.33the mblast.exe of comedypoe117
-0.051.43Quicker then a Ray Charles of Light (OPEN 39576)Hysterical Woman
-0.051.28lost in spaceba (Open 41191)obc_spike
-0.051.31In the land of the blind, nobody is scared of spidersInteresting Steve
-0.051.13the final dream of jean poutine (fixed)Torgo
-0.051.09Indigent IndigenesHysterical Woman
-0.051.15Johnny Thunder RoadThe Hanged Man
-0.051.23Turtles all the way downSmoothP
-0.051.28unexpected expectoration (director's cut)Simian Farmer
-0.051.08Groggy as a pirateBagHead
-0.051.51the passion-aggression of the christCaptain Annoying
-0.051.15a tough ho' to roeTerritan
-0.050.86Like Water Wings on a DuckWags
-0.051.15Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't BlitherPreloggy
-0.051.00Get Up and GitmoPreloggy
-0.051.33Sooeycide is PiglessPreloggy
-0.051.03Knights in White Satin PantiesPreloggy
-0.050.90All this and fist full of gristRakfink
-0.051.25Buy CuriousPreloggy
-0.051.27All I Want is Radio Lady GagaPreloggy
-0.050.99Fool for the TittyPreloggy
-0.061.87nothin' but a smiledfan
-0.061.86road rash hash (ChickenCow)ChickenCow
-0.061.33is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh)Vaca
-0.061.11truman capote's a human coyoteHangdog
-0.060.9910 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funnygroovintodigweed
-0.061.32unguent for your engagement ring of fireBernt Pancreas
-0.061.40fry it up (my version of #309)Gar
-0.061.34Mellifluous ideas pouring into my headJmillius
-0.061.33McTurtle soup, fast food made from slow creaturesJmillius
-0.061.26Dr. Bloody DischargeConrad Zaar
-0.061.22The fearsome scream of the mountain loinBagHead
-0.061.25the baby in the bathwaterVaca
-0.061.29Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic AvengerPreloggy
-0.061.26pump action pimpTom Swift
-0.061.61Old-Growth Redneckmarkdiscordia
-0.061.24Open Edit 29514: The Scent of Burning Turkey on Thanksgiving MorningThe Light In Chains
-0.061.24Hail to the Petey!Afgncaap
-0.061.53JFK: Number 35 with a bulletravgames
-0.061.35drinking down the duodenal dripB. Butros Ghali
-0.061.21Like Selling Freedom Fries To The French (MMD re-write)Chris Bourke
-0.061.08deus ex maquiladoraGar
-0.061.28A Brass Band In A VacuumChris Bourke
-0.061.66Hands Across the Water for Chocolate (insprired by Open)Hysterical Woman
-0.061.40Chris Bourke
-0.061.59Mazeltov CocktailStonent
-0.061.22accidental NeroInteresting Steve
-0.060.89curiosity killed the catheterInteresting Steve
-0.061.32One Arquette steak; medium, raretherandomthink
-0.060.91the psychedelic glide of tie-dyed hidespoe117
-0.071.54duct tape for your date raperictus hep
-0.071.34The staccato beat of raining meat.Gospog
-0.071.27karmageddonMingelover
-0.071.04act-fancer cybernetic hyper weaponMingelover
-0.071.02getting licked with the native tonguegroovintodigweed
-0.070.91Blind man's buffyThe Light In Chains
-0.071.21taking out the rash (with a knife)bongthegong
-0.071.50some loathsome loadMingelover
-0.071.77Colorless Green Ideas Bat Cleanupmarkdiscordia
-0.071.23cherry flavored arsenicbongthegong
-0.071.37rumble in the bung hole (revised)Death Goat
-0.071.31Rum raisin branJoeNotCharles
-0.071.13the red pillChristopher Lyons
-0.071.75An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662)Ipso Facto
-0.071.51Have Nun, Will RaffleIpso Facto
-0.071.23there comes a time in everyman's life when he must dieNuke-Marine
-0.071.04cheap day return of the kingInteresting Steve
-0.071.52Hitchhiking the road to distractionACog
-0.071.14leaking silicone prostate implantShlomotheGreat
-0.071.30with hands like this, who needs enemas? (6046)The Open Marauder
-0.071.31Enter the DragoonInteresting Steve
-0.070.90This tagline knows I'm a dorkThe Hanged Man
-0.071.31the 72 ounce man-syrup slurpeeVaca
-0.071.62I can't help failing in love with youtherandomthink
-0.071.24rock out with your cop-outDeath Goat
-0.071.13Poison Ivy LeaguePreloggy
-0.070.93the cough drop stuck to your pillowcasepoe117
-0.070.72Peppermint Panties in a TwistPreloggy
-0.070.99doodling in your dahlias (variation)ShlomotheGreat
-0.071.05Me and My Derrick Are in an OPEC Relationship bongthegong
-0.071.27ralph bellamy saluteVitamin X
-0.070.75The Temp-hole of Doomtherandomthink
-0.081.34Tobey or not Tobey MaguirePreloggy
-0.081.38Dr Who's your daddyTom Swift
-0.081.29A square pig in a round holeBagHead
-0.081.39one for the honey, two for the ho ho hoTom Swift
-0.081.13harry potter and the anal intruderVaca
-0.081.15paper macheteMingelover
-0.081.02categorical imperialismFlwyd
-0.081.60My Nose Runs. My Feet Smell. I'm Built Backwards.Preloggy
-0.080.95bottle warmer for cold drunksBernt Pancreas
-0.081.42the hanging nads of the business worldBernt Pancreas
-0.081.32Angst in your pangstTomSingleton
-0.081.08empathy for the apatheticgroovintodigweed
-0.081.25putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check)Vaca
-0.081.57The First Rule of Mime Clubmarkdiscordia
-0.081.01The rash is always greener on the other sideInteresting Steve
-0.081.34Man or Aimee Mann?The Hanged Man
-0.081.48Gardeners question thymeInteresting Steve
-0.081.41my precious scores! they're melting! they're melting! (still)Pete B
-0.081.30verifying the villainous vanillasHouse of Eeyore
-0.081.08Freudian dripInteresting Steve
-0.080.91The cold butter on your mangled toastCruel_Meta
-0.080.75Playing with the Queen of ScotsThe Hanged Man
-0.081.17hung like a jewish carpenter (without the body piercings)Nuke-Marine
-0.080.91a new and flatulent God arisesInteresting Steve
-0.081.30sir william wallace-n-gromit, leader of the scottish terriersDeath Goat
-0.080.78naked mole rats of the apocalypse (inspired by ggc)Luchog
-0.080.93Seasons BeatingsPreloggy
-0.081.01Fruits and Nuts on the Campaign Trail MixPreloggy
-0.080.93Flaws in the OintmentPreloggy
-0.081.27a white lie is aversion of the truthOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.080.94Nothing To Read HerePreloggy
-0.091.509 LivesGumGirl
-0.091.71...makes my nipples hardJeff R
-0.090.96Rocky and KabulwinklePreloggy
-0.091.60Catwoman a la modeHorselover Fat
-0.091.12TV be thy GuidePreloggy
-0.091.18wholly cowEnriquez
-0.091.59cheese with your industrial disesePreloggy
-0.091.46this space intentionally left blankVaca
-0.091.24Attribution: open 20283Bernt Pancreas
-0.091.00Sea monkey do monkeyThe Light In Chains
-0.091.74Le Pen est mightier than le swordTom Swift
-0.091.38Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicerAfgncaap
-0.091.32(Percy Bysshe Shelley) Apologies to allInteresting Steve
-0.091.34the unfortunate fellatioVaca
-0.091.58Nail clippings in an empty wine glassInteresting Steve
-0.091.09sesame street's best tattoo parlorPete B
-0.091.49When the Pre-Raphaelites come on again, all over the worldInteresting Steve
-0.091.02Fear of a Chartreuse PlanetJamie
-0.091.17employee picnic at the waste-treatment plantValseregwen
-0.090.9360-Hertz Fandango (learned to count)Valseregwen
-0.091.01voting floatersInteresting Steve
-0.090.80humor with a genocide quoianvilingus
-0.090.79Wheel of Fortune Favors the BoldThe Hanged Man
-0.091.08Naked Mexican Immigrants - Balls to the WallPreloggy
-0.091.51boob tube lubeShlomotheGreat
-0.091.21Climate Gated Community (my take)Preloggy
-0.090.62Nibbling Your GibbletsPreloggy
-0.091.05Union GooniesPreloggy
-0.101.70teen esprit de corpsVorro
-0.101.13It's not the meat, it's the humidity.Gospog
-0.100.94Deck the Halls with Santa's BallsPreloggy
-0.101.38necktie of the godsDeath Goat
-0.101.24stained and deliveredMingelover
-0.101.43Flummox the lummoxPreloggy
-0.101.284 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own versionGar
-0.101.44getting in bad touch with your inner childPete B
-0.100.77tar ar do mhathairMingelover
-0.101.29a medical swab of corn on the cobChickenCow
-0.101.27the comic strip that wants you to put it down and back away, slowlyPete B
-0.101.58spinal slapbongthegong
-0.101.50Suicide Is BrainlessThe Hanged Man
-0.101.08Power to the Peep-HoleChris Bourke
-0.101.56baba yogaPete B
-0.100.99Pubic executionInteresting Steve
-0.101.14Low man on the scrotum pole.Stonent
-0.101.31studded shock colorcraeze
-0.101.12Warhammer dulcimerInteresting Steve
-0.101.00Now with 1/3 the calories (10)The Open Marauder
-0.101.03the mechanical bull marketlordstatik
-0.101.09ApartheidiInteresting Steve
-0.101.35A riddle wrapped in an enema (open 54679 rewrite)SmoothP
-0.101.18do let the wogs outCruel_Meta
-0.101.07some lajoie for your nap sackDeath Goat
-0.101.37Paint your WoganInteresting Steve
-0.100.97like a paranoid dyslexic who thinks he's out to get everybodyCaptain Annoying
-0.101.36this comic gets butchered in the darklordstatik
-0.101.29I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake)Big Nothing
-0.101.08Knock Knock Jokes for Ding Dongsopus
-0.100.81Hobo S&M is VagabondagePreloggy
-0.100.77See Monkey, Do MonkeyThe Hanged Man
-0.101.12Diddler on the Roofie (remixed without permission)poe117
-0.111.55white hot mattelddot
-0.111.27the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewriteVaca
-0.111.38spam on the lamPreloggy
-0.111.42Something-D-O-O EconomicsCrisper Than Thou
-0.111.34I'm like rubber, you're like glueCrisper Than Thou
-0.111.32armpit gravyPreloggy
-0.111.10requiescat in pace carThe Light In Chains
-0.111.24This is NOT funny!Afgncaap
-0.111.45touch me I'm DickVaca
-0.111.37silky anger (rewrite)Andrew K Suber
-0.111.06spleen is a thing with feathersOrganLeroy
-0.111.01greatest thing since briced sleadMingelover
-0.111.65licensed to illMingelover
-0.110.94the jung and the restlessDeath Goat
-0.111.18Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight!Afgncaap
-0.110.93Let it plead (my take, with permission)Torgo
-0.111.29Mortal WombatInteresting Steve
-0.111.16food stamp actVaca
-0.111.10I Think I've Blissed My PantsChris Bourke
-0.110.83Dr Livingstone, I exhume?Interesting Steve
-0.111.21one-armed ass banditNuke-Marine
-0.111.35crying into your beer gogglesLuchog
-0.111.00meat harvest festivallordstatik
-0.111.01I Could've Had a G 8Preloggy
-0.111.17No Pussy for Old MenPreloggy
-0.110.59freddie with the prinze on toppoe117
-0.111.12The Pillsbury Kama SutraMagus
-0.111.98the escape clause in your suicide pactVitamin X
-0.121.38the norman fell ratioSquad Car
-0.121.58Must..Find..Jodie..Fosterscullyman5000
-0.121.12Civilization and its malcontentsBagHead
-0.121.25flowers for algebraPreloggy
-0.121.70road rash hash (Soren)Soren
-0.121.19beat your own meatTom Swift
-0.121.04perfect tetris does not a perfect man make.Reverend Toast
-0.121.48shaken not stirredVaca
-0.121.44the diceman comethTom Swift
-0.121.03look, maw! another anonymous, snarky voter comment!Pete B
-0.121.10Spellcheck (spellchecked)Nildo Crapo
-0.121.30fan-fiction for my fictional fansJmillius
-0.121.44and the dreidel will rockBernt Pancreas
-0.121.31pompano circumstancezenmaster
-0.120.87don't run with the big dogs if you don't like the distemper testBernt Pancreas
-0.121.66Hip hop chop shopJoeNotCharles
-0.121.46the kitty lived, but is now a Manx (true story)JoeNotCharles
-0.121.15Loose lips are losing the dripsStonent
-0.121.38The hills are alive with the sound of prozacInteresting Steve
-0.121.31Could be MeteorThe Hanged Man
-0.121.28Like diving through a dry inner-tubeCruel_Meta
-0.121.28erratica, againPete B
-0.121.19sweating bullets, dropping bombsAfgncaap
-0.121.18partying on the yard-armJoeNotCharles
-0.121.07in which he learned not to post drunkNuke-Marine
-0.120.97santorum-filled steamer trunkDeath Goat
-0.121.00Suspicious rinds (With a nod to Carter)Interesting Steve
-0.120.98British hookers charge by the poundNuke-Marine
-0.121.12The way to a man's heart is through a gap in the ribcageNuke-Marine
-0.121.15the mortar the merrierlordstatik
-0.121.27The Garden of EdamInteresting Steve
-0.120.90Drillers are Always BoringPreloggy
-0.120.95albuquerquinquenniallyTerritan
-0.120.84The unfinished jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen counter The Hanged Man
-0.121.29crying into your beer goggles (reducks)Luchog
-0.120.97Suicidal Porn Stars are Well HungPreloggy
-0.131.23Parasites beats two pairPreloggy
-0.131.77OpenRMCS #4312Soren
-0.131.41Take me out at the ballgame.Horselover Fat
-0.131.43bladder control freaksPreloggy
-0.131.13my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing!ChickenCow
-0.131.16i immune gen, an a loose yaMingelover
-0.131.44semi self-concious, fully self-delusionalSquad Car
-0.131.65Return to Balti-S'mores!Squad Car
-0.131.09Saints vs Lions, this Sunday in RomeJmillius
-0.131.19Red Meat Survivior - Just Vote Me Off the Web Site!Preloggy
-0.131.47With fond memories of the 'Beano' joke pageInteresting Steve
-0.131.40three no brain (revised per comments)Jamie
-0.131.22That annoying inability to create a clever taglineThe Hanged Man
-0.131.55I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887)Xopher
-0.131.21Free little pigsInteresting Steve
-0.131.42mixing lysol and lye with the white of my eyeGar
-0.131.01Peyronie's: harder to blow than a broken nosecraeze
-0.131.17how's your sister? can I put my fern in her smock?Bernt Pancreas
-0.131.32cooking two birds with one stovelordstatik
-0.130.82full feline nudity, meowNuke-Marine
-0.131.06wretched rings of rump roastDeath Goat
-0.131.21Occam's ErasureInteresting Steve
-0.130.86muffy the umpire flayerCaptain Annoying
-0.131.49the grape-nuts of wrathVitamin X
-0.130.90the special sauce is bossopus
-0.131.49Make Your Own DinnerThe Hanged Man
-0.130.73Ho Ho Ho Chi MinPreloggy
-0.130.92Guantanamo Betta BluesPreloggy
-0.131.03one year of toenail clippingsNuke-Marine
-0.130.97Stupid Is As Stupis DuhsPreloggy
-0.141.57give me a desk jobPreloggy
-0.141.75Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus.Devilman
-0.141.19fatback to the futureBernt Pancreas
-0.141.56Open 6099: X-men!Afgncaap
-0.141.58Kibbles and GritsChickenCow
-0.141.65Contains NutsThe Light In Chains
-0.141.16knee-jerk chemical reactionChickenCow
-0.141.06The show about nothingBagHead
-0.141.65leave 'em alone, williams?Vaca
-0.141.09defunct debaucheryMingelover
-0.141.23The Petey goes marching over the hill, hurrah!Afgncaap
-0.141.24Prioritizing My Top Ten ListPreloggy
-0.141.31Are you ready for some foosballNildo Crapo
-0.141.65No more Mr. Lice guyThomas76H
-0.141.50 the unorthodox likeness of beanThe Light In Chains
-0.141.18Cowpox for your Salted LoxStikyIcky
-0.141.04million man mulch (attrib: Sluggy Freelance)Pete B
-0.140.99Kinky statisticians are standard deviantsStikyIcky
-0.141.35catch a tv star and put him in your freezerZeener Diode
-0.141.19teflon coated cornflakeslordstatik
-0.141.30testing the dog waterslordstatik
-0.141.30polyunsaturated baby oilShlomotheGreat
-0.141.40I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for fiddling kidstherandomthink
-0.140.94Fart in the WombPreloggy
-0.140.99Dog Day Afternoon DelightPreloggy
-0.140.98The Devil you know, biblicallyShlomotheGreat
-0.151.45Neighbourhood SwatchNat
-0.151.56The Fountain HidPreloggy
-0.151.42Stays Firm in MilkDevilman
-0.151.35the friend, the dog, the cat, and the ratSpoggles
-0.151.46the swellegant universeJamie
-0.151.96pat faxes flat taxesherpules
-0.151.05building a nude world orderTom Swift
-0.151.27you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for twoTom Swift
-0.151.21Build your own damn meatBagHead
-0.151.52raquet in your packet (my take)Tom Swift
-0.150.97Do fireflies pay lightbills?Jmillius
-0.151.51time for toffee calkAlice From Hell
-0.151.31In Japan, they call it "erection day"StikyIcky
-0.151.30Too red hot for your Popish PlotStikyIcky
-0.151.18put your hand in the fan of the man that passes waterBernt Pancreas
-0.151.32Parabolic Mike Brady (revised)Ballpein
-0.151.22www.trainupachild.com -- it didn't crash, proving there is no godPete B
-0.151.31gravity's gaseous glowwormsHouse of Eeyore
-0.151.38batmantraDeadbeef
-0.151.20Rembrandts keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
-0.151.08Like a vandal in the windInteresting Steve
-0.151.18Spice Up Your Love Life by Fishing for CondimentsPreloggy
-0.150.86One Norse townInteresting Steve
-0.151.15Playing With the Dead Man's BallsPreloggy
-0.151.24jehovah's witness protection programChris Bourke
-0.151.29monkey semen key docraeze
-0.151.39The feral cat in your petting zooThe Hanged Man
-0.151.42Hoist by your own PicardThe Hanged Man
-0.151.22floss for your other cavities (redux; original concept)Wolfrick
-0.151.20Tee Ti To Tums, I smell the blood of BrahminCruel_Meta
-0.151.31Postcard From the Abyss Saying "Wish You Were Here"Valseregwen
-0.151.31i'm not a southern baptist, i'm a crystal methodistCaptain Annoying
-0.151.31In Excelsis Dayglo 2Jamie
-0.151.09flirting with freezer burn v2.0 (open)Rose Kennedy
-0.151.15A Bout de Souffle is AsthmaticPreloggy
-0.151.12Cult of WessonalityPreloggy
-0.161.63shake me, bake me, rack me, smack meVeep
-0.161.17farts of naturehappyboy
-0.161.40flogging further the feline fallenherpules
-0.161.43I'm proud to be a cold minor's motherscullyman5000
-0.161.58chevy vaguezenmaster
-0.161.54springs and barrels of outrageous foreskinReoer
-0.161.17trickle-down urinomicsVaca
-0.160.93spanking the organ grinderTom Swift
-0.161.02small time duck dealerVaca
-0.161.45open 9480: suppurating blisterpacks of funBernt Pancreas
-0.161.36overdone to death and over said to deafbongthegong
-0.161.37the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0)Pete B
-0.161.06aqueous humours from nacreous tumorsPerlDiver
-0.161.24Sugar Plums and Groping BumsChickenCow
-0.161.41Reprise on a rakfink in E MinorTamlan
-0.161.83bacitracin paperBernt Pancreas
-0.160.97spanking you in advanceXopher
-0.160.95Tired RMCS meme #12,000, my slight variationThe Hanged Man
-0.161.21The Other Red MeatXopher
-0.161.22frozen custard's last standZeener Diode
-0.160.94angels with dirty fecesBernt Pancreas
-0.161.05The morris in your sound systemInteresting Steve
-0.161.18Hey now, you're a porn starNuke-Marine
-0.161.08Blue Comic - Eddie SmurphyPreloggy
-0.161.26deadly evil death commando of destruction and death (4482)The Open Marauder
-0.161.12The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM!ChickenCow
-0.161.95we seek... the holy quailtherandomthink
-0.161.20Semi-colonoscopyThe Hanged Man
-0.161.08Four Score . . .Lucky BastardsPreloggy
-0.161.10I'd Give an Arm and a Leg to Be a ParaplegicPreloggy
-0.161.21Trainwreck on a one-track mindWags
-0.161.64Horsing Around at the Glue FactoryPreloggy
-0.160.87Bull Moose BallsPreloggy
-0.171.74two quarts of pretty colorsSmokey
-0.171.31Hand me down genesJeff R
-0.171.69at the bottom of the humor chainHorselover Fat
-0.171.85Pictures of matchstick men and Earlscullyman5000
-0.171.71Light the Trip FantasticPreloggy
-0.171.36Pond scum on the surface of the mindBagHead
-0.172.20Lemon Pledge driveHouse of Eeyore
-0.171.46Spam on the lam, woah black bettyThe Light In Chains
-0.171.04The Easter Rabbi eats porkPreloggy
-0.171.49A Dutiful GrindJamie
-0.171.98Insane for Bob CranePreloggy
-0.171.28tempting fate with delicious chocolatesPete B
-0.171.09Mingelover
-0.171.32this tagline just writes itselfbongthegong
-0.171.11the very last burned hat of the day evertodcra
-0.171.26hamsters for hipstersPete B
-0.171.43fillibuster keatonSquad Car
-0.171.14a man, a plan, a canneloni (revised)Jamie
-0.171.30Subliminal Cola Advertisements in This StripChris Bourke
-0.170.98Warships of SaintsHysterical Woman
-0.171.00Painting by Numbers with Rodents (my open #40983)Nuke-Marine
-0.170.87teh comic si leet liek jeffkBernt Pancreas
-0.171.21last stop on the funk trainlordstatik
-0.170.97That Sin King feelingInteresting Steve
-0.171.24Savant a-go-goThe Hanged Man
-0.171.07Didn't I Blow Your Mind? Bad 69!Preloggy
-0.171.18Something sour in your succulentsACog
-0.170.94The antic tone of your local talk show hostThe Hanged Man
-0.171.02it's a lateral growth (6426)The Open Marauder
-0.171.17maniacal moans from the morgue (21750; VX)The Open Marauder
-0.171.11Beating the MeetingPreloggy
-0.171.55Raking BradPreloggy
-0.181.36not for use with unexplained muscle sorenessPete B
-0.181.37Meat the press. Press the meat?Gospog
-0.181.30don't be a soren loserMalaVelho
-0.181.34submitted for your approvalPreloggy
-0.181.62dot compostPreloggy
-0.182.20smelly bait for your first mateSoren
-0.180.88walking erectPreloggy
-0.181.36Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girlgroovintodigweed
-0.181.03hock hock hockin' on bevan's floorpropsero
-0.180.92a spirtual salve for a mental abrasionVaca
-0.181.45Spleen infested fungusInteresting Steve
-0.181.56Moving In to the Upper Floor of My Inferiority DuplexPreloggy
-0.181.51Faith Hill No MoreGar
-0.181.65shalom improvementbongthegong
-0.181.29Must a comic strip have a tagline?Xopher
-0.181.16how much is that doggie on the griddle (with a nod to DG)Zeener Diode
-0.181.31All I Want for Christmas is a Plus Z-ScorePreloggy
-0.181.27paging doctor dubiousVaca
-0.181.31batter up, and don't wafflelordstatik
-0.181.50"Sine Qui Nine" Latin: gin, straight up. (2894)The Open Marauder
-0.181.45No Nookie in the NorthPreloggy
-0.181.20Apache Fog (revised a la cm)The Hanged Man
-0.180.89on the heels of oblivionZeener Diode
-0.180.95Implants for Flat FeesPreloggy
-0.181.38Ass Kissers are Bottom FeedersPreloggy
-0.181.42Waxing Poetic with the Other Hand, unauthorized riffThe Hanged Man
-0.181.47Blocking Spam While on the LamPreloggy
-0.191.32Melted Choco-shorts 2.0Pirate
-0.191.37Tie me up and call me spanky!Afgncaap
-0.191.52talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck]Vaca
-0.191.24it's all downhill from hereVaca
-0.191.15darryl licked the derelictsHouse of Eeyore
-0.191.18stained presidential cabinetPreloggy
-0.191.44blatent, latent and impotentPreloggy
-0.191.34jukebox for mimesBernt Pancreas
-0.191.94free guns for the poop shootSoren
-0.191.26the tao of tom and jerryPete B
-0.191.17As shiny as a nuclear goldfish [redux]Cruel_Meta
-0.191.05Kobe Bryant - the Cure for Jock BitchPreloggy
-0.191.19George Bush and the Blair Bitch ProjectPreloggy
-0.190.94No animals were harmed in the filming of this comicCruel_Meta
-0.190.90The best of Vaughan Williams - a no-cd collectionInteresting Steve
-0.190.92bad briansChris Bourke
-0.191.34german rodent nibbles tires: deflator mausBernt Pancreas
-0.191.11I eat my peace with honorThe Hanged Man
-0.191.24whither hur hur?Bernt Pancreas
-0.191.45unspeakable evil at the local boll weevilIpso Facto
-0.191.02Kentucky fried pinwormsShlomotheGreat
-0.191.67The smooth taste of penicillinThe Hanged Man
-0.191.16drowning in an empty bucketTorgo
-0.190.90That pack of coyotes circling your drivewayThe Hanged Man
-0.190.75three-hole donkeypunchCaptain Annoying
-0.191.11i've got you under my schwinnCaptain Annoying
-0.191.29In Excelsis Dayglo, unlicensed riffThe Hanged Man
-0.191.09Mob hits are a Gang BangWags
-0.191.26The comic that destroys peaceAfgncaap
-0.190.72Blogged ArteriesPreloggy
-0.201.24helter skeletorherpules
-0.201.21blasting cap on the un-funny bombgroovintodigweed
-0.201.31haitosis and neurosesPreloggy
-0.201.58Bisquick in my BIOSzenmaster
-0.201.24anoraknophobia diagnosisTemperance
-0.201.45float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infectionReverend Toast
-0.201.79the resurrected building of wisened subservienceHouse of Eeyore
-0.201.43The Road to Attrition Keeps Getting SmallerPreloggy
-0.201.29old gag, new trixThe Light In Chains
-0.201.36I know you are, but what am I?Preloggy
-0.201.60Tiger By The TestesWendigo
-0.201.17Why bother when the pub is open?Interesting Steve
-0.201.12Fellatio sucks, anthropophagy chewsInteresting Steve
-0.201.08In the dark, it ain't about black or white. It's about who washed.Nuke-Marine
-0.201.15nibbled to death by cats (thanx 2 Russetfox)Nuke-Marine
-0.201.10his and hearseInteresting Steve
-0.201.31the fine citizens of mayberry (3329)The Open Marauder
-0.201.11the only prescription is more cow ballslordstatik
-0.201.08Is it Just Dirt that Graveyard Gophers Vomit? (revised)Unitarian Jihadist
-0.201.29Inbreeding = Sexual Relations (v.3)Wags
-0.201.18You Can Call Me Al QaedaPreloggy
-0.200.76Celtic Pride and PrejudicePreloggy
-0.201.22Diddler On the RoofPreloggy
-0.200.88outhouse splashback flashbackShlomotheGreat
-0.200.80how do you solve a problem like gonorrhea?Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.211.45the color of painVeep
-0.211.49bang a gongGar
-0.211.92real buttery taste in every bite.Neo
-0.211.33pest strip teaseHorselover Fat
-0.211.59Morning Radio gag stealThe Light In Chains
-0.211.11Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1Pirate
-0.211.81the sicker picker-upperPete B
-0.211.44I want your socks (salvaged, original tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
-0.211.76John Ritter: Come and Knock on Death's Door (oops)Hysterical Woman
-0.210.80Trouser SheikhInteresting Steve
-0.211.39moral compass gone awryVaca
-0.211.05Viacom DiosThe Hanged Man
-0.211.18Spot the diffidenceInteresting Steve
-0.211.23The weather is here, wish you were beautifulWags
-0.211.06Like Viagra for Floppy Disks, Unauthorized TakeThe Hanged Man
-0.210.92Vermeer to EternityThe Hanged Man
-0.210.88Flower Petals for Power MetalMagus
-0.211.05Trump the Rump BumpPreloggy
-0.221.32flaccid cheese sauce on your tacoPreloggy
-0.221.1764 slices of american pieBagHead
-0.221.80left my religion in my other pantsPreloggy
-0.221.40Say that we're sweethearts again!JillSwift
-0.221.45Spunk your Man KeyPreloggy
-0.221.58Adam's Ribbed for Her PleasurePreloggy
-0.221.14theory of the leisure-suit classTorgo
-0.221.21a large order of macho ballsJoeNotCharles
-0.221.37The Bovine Feces Trilogy (repost)Devolution
-0.221.34where no man has gone before (no, not Janet Reno)Nuke-Marine
-0.221.11mung like a horsebongthegong
-0.221.01the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fearPete B
-0.221.04opiate-powdered clam chowder (open 41663 rewrite)craeze
-0.221.57Transcendental MedicationCruel_Meta
-0.221.38the human G gnomeInteresting Steve
-0.221.25The Ides of March MadnessThe Hanged Man
-0.221.04a very parisian pigeon variety (5513)The Open Marauder
-0.221.10Khartoum NetworkInteresting Steve
-0.221.05I really don't mind the Gap at allSmoothP
-0.221.15Sigourney Dream WeaverPreloggy
-0.221.18Hitchhikers guide to the Gastric BypassStonent
-0.220.99Cur in the communityInteresting Steve
-0.221.39Habitat for you manateesThe Light In Chains
-0.221.05The Devil Went Down In Georgette (v.3)Wags
-0.221.11More No-Shows than a Death Row Reunion Party (final cut)Wags
-0.231.57Strange Gel in a Strange Hand.Horselover Fat
-0.231.33Homage to FromagePreloggy
-0.230.84mangling participleszenmaster
-0.231.34pitch a little woo, low and outsidePreloggy
-0.230.97please sir, may I have a whore? (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
-0.230.87inalienable blightsPete B
-0.231.26Grit in the vaseline - Arizona's curseInteresting Steve
-0.231.48Batmantra ForeverThe Hanged Man
-0.231.14The 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lire questionInteresting Steve
-0.231.14sniffing glue with a broken noseChris Bourke
-0.230.91pablum's dogSquad Car
-0.231.31yet another practical application of used foreskinNuke-Marine
-0.231.04two if tai-chilordstatik
-0.231.07Diggin Superman T-Shirts (6056)The Open Marauder
-0.231.43Awesome Avengers of Aging AquifersUnitarian Jihadist
-0.231.04no spuds to boilpete
-0.230.91Isle Of LucyPreloggy
-0.230.82diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled actionOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.231.12Removing Your AlgebraPreloggy
-0.230.73the cherry blossom must failShlomotheGreat
-0.230.88Pop an Ass in Your Cap TwoPreloggy
-0.231.50Groucho MarxismPreloggy
-0.230.66Rectal ThermonuclearPreloggy
-0.241.72GET DOWN AND DO THE APOCALYPSONumber44
-0.241.5260 Miles of Blue AsphaltDavid J. Bianco
-0.241.85sensibility pure and simpleRatboy
-0.241.72Does this taste like mayonnaise to you?Devilman
-0.241.54hop along vaselineChickenCow
-0.241.73I've gotta take a Cheese WhizPreloggy
-0.241.76Paging Dr. FaustHorselover Fat
-0.241.74Intensive Care VacationHorselover Fat
-0.241.32malignant, greasy tumors in your colonPreloggy
-0.241.22itchy fingers on the goPreloggy
-0.241.17West of the tacosThe Light In Chains
-0.242.13Ooo! That smarts (Vaca).Vaca
-0.241.50have your bukkake and eat it, tooherpules
-0.241.25Chang & Eng & Edith & ArchieJamie
-0.241.47carcinogenic joke substitutePete B
-0.240.98turn your head and scoffPete B
-0.241.21your comedy epiduralVaca
-0.241.15roll the koansDeadbeef
-0.241.21Mile wide club - Grab a fattyInteresting Steve
-0.241.44Courtesans - going down in historyInteresting Steve
-0.241.21Flouride in Your Cavity SearchPreloggy
-0.241.29Hooked on Phoenixlordstatik
-0.241.27filibuster for kids: james and the giant speechlordstatik
-0.241.27Pole VoltaireInteresting Steve
-0.241.26a face only a motherfucker could love (2nd ed.)Captain Annoying
-0.240.97it's audi doody timeOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.251.61in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything!Crisper Than Thou
-0.251.45A Mootiful BindPreloggy
-0.251.47in the newsVaca
-0.251.21poaching from "Go Die" one last timePete B
-0.251.39Coat-hanger baby-shower gift.Alice From Hell
-0.251.16Hereditary Fructose IntoleranceDevolution
-0.251.33Barn Razing with Teen AmishCruel_Meta
-0.251.07Create a Comic and Spy on Your LoverPreloggy
-0.251.25Limbaugh - What a Rush!Preloggy
-0.251.12It's my birthday and I'll post if I want toChris Bourke
-0.251.11s and m & m'sbongthegong
-0.251.00looks like reindeerInteresting Steve
-0.251.29fickle pickles tickle testicles (sans typo)craeze
-0.250.95It's a wonderful half-lifeInteresting Steve
-0.251.12ashes to ashes, meat to meatTemperance
-0.251.07the comic halo that goes over your headBernt Pancreas
-0.250.84paging doctor mammogramlordstatik
-0.251.23enya faceBernt Pancreas
-0.250.77A little dog named Snuggles (resurrected)SmoothP
-0.251.13a partial eclipse of the livercraeze
-0.251.00Depeche a la ModeThe Hanged Man
-0.250.70kabob marley and the impalerslordstatik
-0.251.27stone-dulled bris-knife of comedy (v2)Territan
-0.250.96Rocky Road for the Good Humor ManWags
-0.251.30Slimy Toads in Your Tighty WhitysPreloggy
-0.250.99Beat the MeetlesMagus
-0.251.07Mind Your Own MeatnessPreloggy
-0.262.14lord, please forgive me for what I am about to postSoren
-0.261.43home againcatbear
-0.261.29Ignore the tiny crop circles in your ciliam_cammarano
-0.261.63gloating over Kosher gonadsPreloggy
-0.261.32I'm gonna git you sucka born every minutePreloggy
-0.261.56shouting obscenities at deaf peopleMingelover
-0.261.22the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoronPete B
-0.261.47chamberpot musicBernt Pancreas
-0.261.17downgraded to "axis of complete jerks"Pete B
-0.261.18earworm slipped off the hook (redux)Christopher Lyons
-0.261.89Suppositories, now in mint and cherry flavorsCruel_Meta
-0.261.10whatever bloats your floatInteresting Steve
-0.261.34exhumed: forced score of 7; years agoBernt Pancreas
-0.260.99pausing hammertimeCruel_Meta
-0.261.41Dynamic Dogs Stealing from the Dinosaur Boneyard (III)Unitarian Jihadist
-0.260.98asbestos is good foodCaptain Annoying
-0.261.32Steroids to HeavenPreloggy
-0.261.32Emetic for the HereticPreloggy
-0.260.82Criminalks with a Skin Disease - Leper ConsPreloggy
-0.260.78Swine Flu Over the Cukoo's NestPreloggy
-0.271.27curious curio of carnageTemperance
-0.271.49and the crowd grows weed (open 23046)Pete B
-0.271.39Moonshine Superman, alternate takeThe Hanged Man
-0.271.53the Dremel tool? it's for my feet.Pete B
-0.271.19The Artist Formerly KnownChris Bourke
-0.271.12Same strip, different Doris DayNuke-Marine
-0.271.00Concubine harvesterInteresting Steve
-0.271.15Veni V.D. ViciInteresting Steve
-0.270.60solo me-oWags
-0.270.61Daylight come and iguana go homeThe Hanged Man
-0.281.24Thanks and SpanksChickenCow
-0.281.52masticating on your meat farmPreloggy
-0.280.95 Paranoia is my only friendtodcra
-0.281.06Face down in the bidetInteresting Steve
-0.281.39Shallow gravyInteresting Steve
-0.281.12Today is the feast day of Christina the AstonishingInteresting Steve
-0.281.50The Ladder above Your Lucky PennyChris Bourke
-0.281.54beef tongueWags
-0.281.22what kind of kids eat armour plating?Zeener Diode
-0.280.79No animals were sexually molested in the making of this movieNuke-Marine
-0.281.36exhumed: waiting for gobotsBernt Pancreas
-0.281.16 reductio ad absurdum ad absurdumCruel_Meta
-0.281.16Romulus and RemixInteresting Steve
-0.281.38Nestor's Palace & CasinoRowdy Theologian
-0.281.15Transexuals are a Genital AssemblyPreloggy
-0.280.82Close Encounters of the Harassment KindWags
-0.281.45Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom MintsPreloggy
-0.281.02green eggs and glam (re-riffin')poe117
-0.281.15Is There A Doctor in the House of Pancakes?Preloggy
-0.281.18Fudging the PackersPreloggy
-0.280.67Styrofoam Plantation ConnectionAfgncaap
-0.291.58him-o-ragin'RevHippie
-0.291.33It's not Rockette scienceThe Light In Chains
-0.292.58I know, I know... it's vile.ChickenCow
-0.291.41He shoots, he scarsPreloggy
-0.291.36b is for bookie, that's good enough for mePete B
-0.291.29I'll Procrastinate LaterPreloggy
-0.291.01bra in your mawbongthegong
-0.291.23putting the typo in typogrifeeNuke-Marine
-0.291.09Getting in to bad HobbitsInteresting Steve
-0.290.97Doop snoggy snoggSmoothP
-0.290.76crumbs of the universeVaca
-0.290.78love hurts, especially if you're willing to pay extraNuke-Marine
-0.291.61Purge of Glurge (rewrite 2984)The Light In Chains
-0.291.22maverick spray that's getting away (remix)Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.291.02Hat MadderPreloggy
-0.301.39tokyo cheese nipsPreloggy
-0.301.43all your freebase belong to gusPreloggy
-0.301.21big man on compassPreloggy
-0.301.39digests readerMingelover
-0.301.95don't lick bjork in angerherpules
-0.301.25the one where Tom fixes the punctuationTom Swift
-0.301.34how much bone could a bone saw saw if a bone saw could saw bone? v.2Pete B
-0.301.45The treehugging lemur was a hottieJmillius
-0.301.28Goof Troop in AfghanistanChaff
-0.301.64you don't know where that finger's beenPerlDiver
-0.301.26The comic that remakes fluffy bunniesAfgncaap
-0.301.22Tripping the Tripwire FantasticTamlan
-0.301.50Adam Condoms: Ribbed for her creationNuke-Marine
-0.300.85forces of dumbnessVaca
-0.301.26My P's and Q's Don't MindPreloggy
-0.300.50A plague on wordsInteresting Steve
-0.311.59Chopping Block PartyDevilman
-0.311.66Thunder HosHorselover Fat
-0.311.27Sippin' on Gin and Juice SoupMinja
-0.311.21filligree for your fricaseeJamie
-0.310.57it's funny because it's truePete B
-0.311.28the people of a sick, sad world . . . and loving it (6144)Pete B
-0.311.16my brown-eyed girlcraeze
-0.311.31o brother, wherefore art thou romeo?craeze
-0.311.18a Blain in the glassbocus mucus suc us!!!!!
-0.311.31Sonic the Hedge FundPreloggy
-0.321.38Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard ContainersDavid J. Bianco
-0.322.21cabbages and kingstrick
-0.321.67Until we meat agin...Gospog
-0.322.12muffin-shaped puffinSquad Car
-0.321.27meat the parentsMingelover
-0.321.21Oxycontin moronBallpein
-0.321.15raining whippets on your weekend weddingDeath Goat
-0.321.63The Stray Void Smudge on Your Winning Lottery TicketChris Bourke
-0.321.26Young Dan, or Extenuating Circumstances - Take 2Xopher
-0.321.24If at First You Don't Suck Seed, You'll Make A Lousy HookerPreloggy
-0.321.15don't feed the furries (thanksgiving remix)Pete B
-0.321.02Coffee Is For Closersnorbizness
-0.320.97There's no P in my ool.Wags
-0.321.35dreams with shark meatVitamin X
-0.321.62Lubing Popeye's Penis with Olive OylPreloggy
-0.321.22mock war in the sock drawerVitamin X
-0.331.50these sappy golden yearsDave Filippi
-0.331.63Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100%Horselover Fat
-0.331.38Jesus loves you, but He doesn't have to like itPete B
-0.331.24Duct tape and tinted window specialtodcra
-0.331.22Hong Kong is for HonkeysB. Butros Ghali
-0.330.90A Pimple on the Ass of HumanityNuke-Marine
-0.331.19mugged with a coffee cupbongthegong
-0.331.16slippery when wet dreamsNuke-Marine
-0.330.87Changing horses in the middle of the shootInteresting Steve
-0.331.15soporific exhalationAfgncaap
-0.331.47Giggling Gorillas on the Battlestar GalacticaUnitarian Jihadist
-0.331.40Sinkhole In Your StinkholePreloggy
-0.341.52fry it up in a panlibertine
-0.341.39Non-Fairy CreamerWendigo
-0.341.28Bringing a part to a harpyInteresting Steve
-0.341.40Significant udderInteresting Steve
-0.341.88Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke)Interesting Steve
-0.341.38filmed in meat-o-visionTorgo
-0.341.23subtle as a fart in a bathtubNuke-Marine
-0.341.35It rubs the lotion on its kinStikyIcky
-0.341.12your own personal jeebusCaptain Annoying
-0.341.02dehancing the enhancementVaca
-0.341.16Performing the Heimlich on Choking ChickensPreloggy
-0.351.95General Tso's choked chicken.Horselover Fat
-0.351.58Have a nice nightmare.Horselover Fat
-0.351.27pop tarts for your blowholePreloggy
-0.351.37veja duMingelover
-0.351.29I wear green on the outside because I feel minty on the insideBernt Pancreas
-0.351.24Old school tae boThe Light In Chains
-0.351.34Atrophy cabinetInteresting Steve
-0.351.60pre-mortem dissectionChris Bourke
-0.351.23diet pills for starving childrenNuke-Marine
-0.351.21Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have MedicarePreloggy
-0.351.49crispy cholera slammerskohne
-0.351.34burnt vermicellirocketdyke
-0.350.87baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourseHouse of Eeyore
-0.350.78under the cloaca of darknessTorgo
-0.361.69Boot to the head of the classHorselover Fat
-0.361.29pulling muscles from MichellePreloggy
-0.361.74The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing againJohntheAuthor
-0.361.48danger kittenVaca
-0.361.22nigh-on cast ironChris Bourke
-0.360.94Carmen Electra Complex: Version 2Hysterical Woman
-0.361.05Bob Cratchit Sould Have Joined a UnionPreloggy
-0.360.71never... was so much owed by so many to tofu (spellchecked)Interesting Steve
-0.361.32Sir Real: the incongruous knightSimian Farmer
-0.361.21Mother's Little WhelperPreloggy
-0.361.40The Zodiac Killer Drove a TaurusWags
-0.360.70Upper G.I. JoePreloggy
-0.361.04It's Not the Heat, It's the StupidityPreloggy
-0.360.98Hybrid cars go both ways (v. 2)Wags
-0.360.98Knights of the Square PegsPreloggy
-0.371.48Extra Action TideGumGirl
-0.371.60sunday sunday monsterrrr trucksjulius
-0.371.20ho ho ho, green giantChickenCow
-0.371.41A Winter Haikuschizoguy
-0.371.53the comic what I wrote on WednesdayTom Swift
-0.371.09european on my leg (my open 41651)Nuke-Marine
-0.371.1720th Century Oswalds (Open: 64371)Rowdy Theologian
-0.371.37Taglines Are Funnier Than They AppearPreloggy
-0.370.68Pulling the Rug Out From Carpet BombsPreloggy
-0.381.62WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR JEWS?Number44
-0.381.50wagon wheels when we wishDr. Roliman
-0.381.15converting to the preachedPreloggy
-0.381.39idea by karenVeep
-0.381.41supposed former incubation junkieVeep
-0.381.44Dollars to donut pillowsChickenCow
-0.381.50Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?Reverend Toast
-0.381.41fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink)m_cammarano
-0.381.11Peta Pita Pitter PatterHipgnosis
-0.381.43hotdog relish fetishmoby
-0.381.15Have a nagilaB. Butros Ghali
-0.381.25Nuzzling the nubile nape of notorietyInteresting Steve
-0.381.07Let's get ready to crumbleInteresting Steve
-0.381.21Crazy for ewe (my take on 7248, with permission)Interesting Steve
-0.381.03toe cheese whizVaca
-0.381.43Baby Asylum - Birth DefectionsPreloggy
-0.380.86Sucking on the Teat of MeatPreloggy
-0.381.41gettin' the band back togetherTorgo
-0.391.12-1 for unoriginal taglineKodiak
-0.391.44Caught, Trapped & TiedChris Bourke
-0.390.96One Hit and Run WonderPreloggy
-0.391.16If you've got the clap and you know it...Valseregwen
-0.391.32Floundering with a FlounderPreloggy
-0.401.81Head in the classHorselover Fat
-0.401.26mackin' economicsHipgnosis
-0.401.30links on your e-motionsPreloggy
-0.401.48freelanced pantsMingelover
-0.401.30Woodstain trifleInteresting Steve
-0.401.29My Mail Order Bride Plays Chess. She's a Czech MatePreloggy
-0.401.02Sucking the Creamy Goodness out of Life (5152; VX)The Open Marauder
-0.401.21Like viagra for floppy disks (v. 2)Wags
-0.401.49mandatory gravyopus
-0.411.24mas macho que donutsrictus hep
-0.411.56pre-chewed lude, dudeSmokey
-0.411.24Inna gotta la vita locaHorselover Fat
-0.411.32La Don e RacheleDas Joe
-0.411.27Smokey & the Bandit... UnpluggedChickenCow
-0.411.13Campaign to legalise GomorrahyInteresting Steve
-0.411.60Crunchy Wedding ParaphenaliaCruel_Meta
-0.421.68Tofu ScrambleGumGirl
-0.421.35Humor in a brown paper envelope.Devilman
-0.421.81A friend is a terrible thing to wasteHorselover Fat
-0.421.26irrelevant irreverenceMingelover
-0.421.19Nigh on wan JuanThe Light In Chains
-0.421.36soaring on the wings of desireVaca
-0.421.14Ray Charles in ChargeFlwyd
-0.421.36six o'clock nudes (attr: http://bash.org/?15848)Deadbeef
-0.421.29women are from Venus, men are from barsInteresting Steve
-0.421.58like chicken soup for the bellytherandomthink
-0.420.91Office DespotPreloggy
-0.420.86race against thymeThe Light In Chains
-0.431.74step on the gasbuzzard
-0.431.28burned againcatbear
-0.431.74mullet the blue skyEnriquez
-0.431.20the silence will destroy you....loudly.Hipgnosis
-0.431.34this comic will self-delete in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...Pete B
-0.431.27no cake for the culturedConrad Zaar
-0.431.49The great escalopeInteresting Steve
-0.431.10A lass; poor Yorick!Interesting Steve
-0.431.46Embargo on!Deadbeef
-0.431.06Samsung and DelilahInteresting Steve
-0.431.10Manatee FairInteresting Steve
-0.431.01greetings from the other sideVaca
-0.431.28ain't no moonshine when she's gone (redo)Captain Annoying
-0.431.33Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophileCaptain Annoying
-0.430.86Seven Habits of Effectively High People (v. 2)Wags
-0.431.38inhumane treatment of search engine spidersherpules
-0.441.47waxing nostalgic in advanceSpoggles
-0.441.71apple turnover in his graveCrisper Than Thou
-0.441.83watching the watchmen watch us watch themSpoggles
-0.441.48Flag off!Horselover Fat
-0.441.24phillip glass half emptyThe Light In Chains
-0.441.72Arch-PoeticaSquad Car
-0.441.26Insane Clown PussyPreloggy
-0.441.25George W. Bush: Never send a pretzel to do a man's job.JohntheAuthor
-0.441.74hung like a butterfly, sting like a bee (21680)The Open Marauder
-0.440.96exhumed:now with added hubrisBernt Pancreas
-0.441.45Rumble in the fungalInteresting Steve
-0.441.03here come the jallopies (4278)The Open Marauder
-0.440.80Footnotes to Dana Platomarkdiscordia
-0.441.33The overripe fruit of my loinsACog
-0.441.60The comic that will soon be deletedThe Hanged Man
-0.440.75The bouyant hopes of the damnedZeener Diode
-0.451.90the fox and the honda (clarification)Vaca
-0.451.78silverfish dinnerHorselover Fat
-0.451.47Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausagesm_cammarano
-0.451.47beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM)twin4fifteez
-0.451.15moo-ve alongVaca
-0.451.40carnal carnival (2)Mingelover
-0.451.06the morgue the merrierInteresting Steve
-0.451.31Hitchhiking the road to distraction (Slight Reprise)ACog
-0.451.36jimmy crack corn, and i care deeplyCaptain Annoying
-0.461.74DEMON SEED FOR HEALTHY BREEDSNumber44
-0.462.39zima in nine new flavorsNumber44
-0.462.40Lolita of the Trailer ParkDevilman
-0.461.58micturation nationrictus hep
-0.461.33Welcome to the Mattress, NeoHorselover Fat
-0.462.24Pico de LecheChickenCow
-0.461.53detained but not restrainedJoeNotCharles
-0.461.42a street girl named desire'pete
-0.461.09taralasamartyrInteresting Steve
-0.460.98Set Taser on FunPreloggy
-0.461.44my balony has a first nameHangdog
-0.461.08Facebook 'Em, DanoPreloggy
-0.472.08Cash Cows for JesusNat
-0.471.640340 in the house of sinRevHippie
-0.471.24sign the petition; put Bug-Eyed Earl on Survivor, now! (corrected)Pete B
-0.471.06just a bunch of goddamn plagiarists (steve abandons 5705)Pete B
-0.471.66Falling from Grace JonesInteresting Steve
-0.471.60the eggy aftertaste of chicken meringuecraeze
-0.481.33the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed onHorselover Fat
-0.481.80better off not readHorselover Fat
-0.481.22Toasted Cheesehead SandwichThe Light In Chains
-0.481.26Likee me bikee?ChickenCow
-0.481.77Shakespeare + Fast Food = MacBethPreloggy
-0.481.49lint emitting diodezenmaster
-0.491.58DNA SampleGumGirl
-0.491.57there's always room for Jell-Olibertine
-0.491.11Well hung, overdrawn and quarter-pounderedInteresting Steve
-0.491.12Greasy Grimy Golfer Guts (edited)PianoDemon
-0.491.21Tropic of Prostate CancerPreloggy
-0.491.28Stop Staring At My Spice RackWags
-0.502.07hey, what's this "save" button do...herpules
-0.501.43the information supercolliderlibertine
-0.501.60nux vomica vobiscumHorselover Fat
-0.501.23e pluribus eunichPreloggy
-0.501.33pencil test of the third besttodcra
-0.501.02The skills to buy the pillsInteresting Steve
-0.501.57whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws...Chris Bourke
-0.501.24CornucoplulateChickenCow
-0.501.07vous le vuvuzela avec moipoe117
-0.511.55a snitch in timecatbear
-0.511.60lurking in the wireslilith
-0.511.78Does this smell bad?happyboy
-0.511.39fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez styleEnriquez
-0.511.02Deck of shardsInteresting Steve
-0.511.57Domo Arigato Sam the Robot.Doc Evil
-0.511.05some kind of muenster (take 2)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.521.12warning: may contain humor-like substancePete B
-0.521.36The slalom witch time trialsInteresting Steve
-0.521.43low on life, but high on deathVaca
-0.521.51i still say the monkey was asking for itPete B
-0.521.55Earl, you know it's trueherpules
-0.521.55the spontaneous combustion engineTorgo
-0.531.30illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banksDave Filippi
-0.531.39Holy roman candleHorselover Fat
-0.541.55a lethal dose of mind-macarenaDave Filippi
-0.541.96vague in William HagueTom Swift
-0.541.15Swait and BitchThe Light In Chains
-0.551.08loose lip sync shipsEnriquez
-0.551.95a man, a plan, an anal panamaSquad Car
-0.550.97abusing my religion (open ????)Mingelover
-0.551.40Nuclear Test Ban Roll-OnPreloggy
-0.550.89Telephone Directory Invitation to Settlementpmalone
-0.551.40Penguin Pinball ParasolsDoc Evil
-0.551.28Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker?Wags
-0.561.75twin4fifteez
-0.561.44nose hairs in your souffleeHorselover Fat
-0.561.74Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimpHorselover Fat
-0.561.73Pirates of Piss-antsChickenCow
-0.561.58the vague fugueMingelover
-0.561.32anybody else want to see Billy, Jeffy, and co. as character options?Pete B
-0.561.41kangaroo court in session, Judge Skippy presidingTom Swift
-0.561.49Shut don't go up, prices do.Doc Evil
-0.561.69sombre ballad of the three-bean saladcraeze
-0.561.99Popeye Dips in Olive OylPreloggy
-0.561.31Breaking Bad Case of Loving YouPreloggy
-0.571.63teacher's petVeep
-0.581.45the codeine daiquiri of comicsJamie
-0.580.88available with four easy spinal installmentsZeener Diode
-0.581.16The Varnished Sages of WinMagus
-0.591.90SAMSONITE SUSPECTED IN SMUGGLING RINGNumber44
-0.591.78Heavy on the GravityDarth Waider
-0.591.55summer in the citydfan
-0.591.61nighttime snifflin' sneezin'Ratboy
-0.591.60Birthday caked underwearHorselover Fat
-0.591.62Blue Moon CheeseHorselover Fat
-0.591.15The way to a man's fart is through his stomachInteresting Steve
-0.591.35from hell to high water in a handbasketcraeze
-0.591.29your mask, it is evil. your meat, it is red.herpules
-0.590.91brown bread, beans and bittersqlewless1
-0.601.63a christmas meatrolllilith
-0.601.93al and gary, quite contraryherpules
-0.601.50Akitchen CabinetKodiak
-0.601.21killing you softly (no song neccesary)Vaca
-0.601.17sicker than your averageChris Bourke
-0.602.75Mo Meta BluesPreloggy
-0.611.73suburban subarubuzzard
-0.611.47dare you to drink the waterPete B
-0.611.47This was 10 worthy until I started writing it.Interesting Steve
-0.611.46prudes-a-poppin'poe117
-0.621.79post ilness reconstructionalismJillSwift
-0.621.43Murmuring Muses of Mythos (41739 slight edit)The Open Marauder
-0.621.64Engagement Wringmarkdiscordia
-0.631.71thinking man's bidetm_cammarano
-0.631.10reworked and returnedReoer
-0.641.65weekend throwawayVaca
-0.651.12bloddy birdbath of babylon bongthegong
-0.651.05give a hand for no ply toilet paperNuke-Marine
-0.661.51venus de flytrapbuzzard
-0.661.70scream of wheatbuzzard
-0.661.66Electric sex machinedrood
-0.661.72Piercing Abe VigodaReverend Toast
-0.661.22Public Urination--2nd OffenseXopher
-0.671.67la delimma geometriqueRatboy
-0.671.46Urban leg endsInteresting Steve
-0.671.36one more partiallyclips strip, then you gotta read 'em yourselfPete B
-0.670.98moo goo trepan (redux)Christopher Lyons
-0.671.27daughters of the bolshevik revolutionFlwyd
-0.681.59samson and deli meatbuzzard
-0.681.33under my dead body (4195)The Open Marauder
-0.681.11sniffing the stinky fingerNuke-Marine
-0.691.41marvel my assPreloggy
-0.691.13Irritable Bowl SyndromeThe Light In Chains
-0.691.85Rohypnol = one night stunned (21891; VX)The Open Marauder
-0.691.84Warren's buffetInteresting Steve
-0.701.24like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest recordCrisper Than Thou
-0.701.85true to itselflilith
-0.701.50Chicks Dig Religious ZealotsDevilman
-0.711.66swedish flybuzzard
-0.711.32sexual organ grinderFlwyd
-0.711.40the comic that's been sexed up by the governmentTom Swift
-0.711.35tropical no longer topicalThe Light In Chains
-0.711.60Whip It, GodPreloggy
-0.721.88Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes betterNat
-0.721.52love poems from the devilHITTKD
-0.721.56Saving Private Parts and Major WoodyHorselover Fat
-0.732.02ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESANumber44
-0.731.73the truth about pussy and bitchesSquad Car
-0.731.47a topical vacation for twopoe117
-0.741.22you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n rolllibertine
-0.741.44Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised)Reverend Toast
-0.741.33death of an impalesmanbongthegong
-0.740.60bungie jumping from the umbilical cordNuke-Marine
-0.741.45i'm meow meow henrietta lollipopAfgncaap
-0.751.77I did it my waydfan
-0.751.95Since you're crazy, can we see your nuts?zenmaster
-0.751.31The Earl-y bird gets eaten by wormsThe Light In Chains
-0.761.66the unbearable lightness of boingDave Filippi
-0.760.83astronautical miles davis (open #111067)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.771.68100% real fruitNeo
-0.791.32see you round like a pentagramSmokey
-0.792.14popcorn quiz, hotshotHorselover Fat
-0.791.29Capybaras make excellent pudding.Horselover Fat
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