RED MEAT Milkman Dan's Halloween Tale..... from the secret files of max cannon
Okay...a woman starts screaming very loudly in line at a grocery store. She CLAIMS that someone cut 3 of her upper molars out, while she was standing in line.
Seems like I've heard this one before, but go on...
Of course it sounded unbelievable, but she insisted that yes...She was just standing there and suddenly she felt this EXCRUCIATING pain on the upper right side of her jaw...Her mouth was FULL of blood, and when she put her hand up to it, 3 of her molars were completely missing and her gum had been cut to the bone!!!
Dear God.
The molars were nowhere around... She was so hysterical people were lining up to strike her. That's a COMPLETE LIE, they said. No one could just cut 3 of your molars out while you were standing in line at a supermarket and you not see or hear anything until they were gone. Someone called the paramedics and she was hauled away on a stretcher a short time later, still screaming hysterically...
2018-08-13 14:45:22(199.101.36.200)By Scrumptious Pain

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