RED MEAT Misconstrued from the secret files of max cannon
So...a woman starts screaming very loudly in the line at a grocery store. She says that someone cut 3 of her molars out right while she was standing in the line there...
What are molars?
The teeth in the back part of your mouth. So anyway...she's screaming and she says she was just standing there and suddenly she felt this incredible pain on the upper right side of her jaw...her mouth was all full of blood and when she put her hand up to it, she discovered that 3 of her molars were completely missing and her gum had been cut to the bone!!!
Was it my mommy?
No. The missing teeth weren't around anywhere, and she was just hysterical and people were lining up to slap and hit her. That's an ABSOLUTE LIE, they said. No one could just cut 3 of your molars out while you were standing in line at a store and you not see or hear anything at all until they were gone. Then the paramedics came and she was carried away on a stretcher, still screaming...
2018-08-15 18:29:33( Citizen Kielbasa

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