give a hand for no ply toilet paper

My girl had me stop by the hardware store to pick up some rat poison.

They were all out so I had to settle for some gopher poison instead.

No matter. Still did the trick on her ma.

By Nuke-Marine
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5-0.39I get it, but... not really funny. -Afg
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