the tiny hands of big brother

First off, my head is shaped like a fruit, but it's not an actual lemon. You might be using "fruit" as an offensive term for a homosexual man, but I'm straight.

Second, my first name is spelled with an h. Finally, "lynching" is defined as extrajudicial justice associated with a public mob, and there's only one of you.

Basically, everything about your Facebook status "gonna lynch that fruit Jonny" is wrong. I'll be sure to tweet a correction right after this.

By Torgo
Score: 0.06

70.66-- THM
5-0.94Literally telegraphed. Bravo. --VX