the umpire strikes back

The bad news is, the College of Cardinals has determined you're technically a fruit, not a person, and therefore you have no soul. When you die, there will be no afterlife for you; you'll simply cease to be.

The good news is, we can do anything we want to you, and it's not a sin.

Gee, padre...maybe I should get a second opinion from the Methodists. Good idea. I hear Rev. Fletcher has a new juicer he's dying to try out.

By Torgo
Score: 0.50

70.66-- THM