my only friend, the end

Congratulations, Karen. After all these years, you've finally tricked me into climbing into this sack. A sack with no air holes! You're finally going to get what's coming to you.

I'll say. If I can stay conscious for a few more minutes, the lack of oxygen in here will give me the best orgasm from autoerotic asphyxiation I've ever had. Eww!

And if I die, I've already made a deal with Satan to be reincarnated as one of your kittens. Win-win! I hate you, Milkman Dan.

By Torgo
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